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« on: October 31, 2011, 09:39 am »

You are standing in an open field. To your north is a group of cops.

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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2011, 09:40 am »

> kill all cops
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2011, 09:43 am »

> All cops die

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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2011, 09:46 am »

> Play again? (y/n)
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2011, 09:53 am »

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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2011, 10:05 am »


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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2011, 10:18 am »

When will this game be released for Xbox?
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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2011, 11:13 am »

this wasn't modern warfare 2?
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« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2011, 12:12 pm »

When is the sequel being released?
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« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2011, 12:37 pm »

No nude cleric spellcasting mode. I am deleting my torrented copy in protest and disgust.
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« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2011, 03:02 pm »

> run a_simple_game.exe
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« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2011, 03:09 pm »

Let's do a speed run.
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« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2011, 03:40 pm »

You are standing in an open field. To your north is a group of cops.

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The cops have boners.  Open field has boners.  Boners pointing north.

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« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2011, 03:49 pm »

>jerk all boners
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« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2011, 07:40 pm »

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« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2011, 08:01 pm »

>seek shelter from bonerstorm
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« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2011, 08:08 pm »


I don't understand that command.

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« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2011, 08:35 pm »

>become one with bonerstorm
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« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2011, 01:04 pm »

>open inventory
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« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2011, 02:21 pm »

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