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HyperGlavin
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« on: October 26, 2011, 03:56 am »

Any kind of advice, really. I'm not fussy.
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« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2011, 03:58 am »

Always allow steak to equilibrate to room temperature before cooking it.
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« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2011, 04:51 am »

10:48:33: <jmd> never trust a perfectly calm dog
10:48:37: <jmd> they are liars
10:50:16: <SecondCalvin> when asking for advice, try not to be vague
10:50:41: <Karlski> don't chew on mittens
10:51:24: <laktose> don't eat yellow snow
10:51:35: <vT> melt it, then drink it
10:51:45: <Karlski> don't believe this statement, it's a lie
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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2011, 04:58 am »

When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk.
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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2011, 06:44 am »

Gain heaps of weight and then wear make-up and dark clothing as if you were a Goth. Spend only as much money as you need to keep yourself employable, and then send the rest of it to me. Read all of Ayn Rand's writings. Consider keeping reptiles as pets.
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« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2011, 06:45 am »

Never wear anything that could be described as "bright brown".
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2011, 07:22 am »

Save money and time by cooking mince and then freezing it.
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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2011, 07:32 am »

Don't let anyone lick your butt because you could get their saliva in your butt and that is gross.
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2011, 07:35 am »

Don't tie a snake in a knot. They don't like it.
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2011, 07:48 am »

Never wear three ties. Nobody trusts a triple tied man. Nobody.
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2011, 08:09 am »

Broccoli tastes best when it is, directly before eating, replaced with a juicy steak.
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« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2011, 08:17 am »

Jump around. Jump up and get down.
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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2011, 08:57 am »

If you poop your underwear, don't get in a car wreck.
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« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2011, 09:39 am »

never pet a dog that's on fire
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« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2011, 10:19 am »

Buy low, sell lower
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« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2011, 10:28 am »

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
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« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2011, 10:28 am »

If you are going to cook something 20 minutes at 350 degrees, you can instead just cook it 10 minutes at 700 degrees.
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« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2011, 10:30 am »

Don't look at Skeletonic's avatar when you're really tired.
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« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2011, 10:31 am »

Have a nice day.
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« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2011, 11:02 am »

Never tell anyone no. Take up knitting, send quaint knitted gifts to all of us.
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