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« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2011, 07:19 am »

haha holy fuck. i was so drunk last night. i hate myself. someone please literally kill me
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« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2011, 07:30 am »

what hijinks did you get up to?
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« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2011, 09:10 am »

i went straight
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« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2011, 07:24 pm »

oh god

joose is simultaneously the best and wors t thing
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« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2011, 11:11 am »

you guys remember the dc sniper. that was pretty scary haha he got arrested in a town near mine. fuck that guy.
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« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2011, 05:04 am »

Cristmas Eve. Cabernet Sauvignon. Under the stars. Perfect.
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« Reply #26 on: December 24, 2011, 10:37 am »

Perfect, of course, now that they will never find the bodies.
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« Reply #27 on: December 24, 2011, 10:46 am »

It will be a very prosperous new year, I can assure you.
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« Reply #28 on: December 24, 2011, 04:39 pm »

got a fifth of bourbon and a 12 pack of blue moon to run through. i'm inventing a whole new kind of drunk tonight
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« Reply #29 on: December 24, 2011, 05:43 pm »

Peppermint Schnapps seemed like a festive drink to try this holiday season. I will not be seeing straight for the next few days because holy shit this doesn't taste like alcohol, it just tastes like a delicious mint minus my one complaint about mints, namely that they aren't quite minty enough.
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« Reply #30 on: July 02, 2012, 03:09 am »

Hell yeah, I'm gonna download some cool MP3 files on 3G tonight and play them at a respectable Monday evening volume while I drink as many of these Pales as possible!
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« Reply #31 on: July 02, 2012, 11:47 pm »

GOOD BYE SAD I WILL SEE YOU ON THE MORROW. I HAVE FOUDNT THE VODKA AND SHE IS YOUR ENEMY
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« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2012, 11:46 pm »

Trader Joe's opened a store in my city.

Hello Two Buck Chuck.
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« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2012, 01:16 am »

hehe you guys I forgot about booze
oh how I love you booze
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nah but for real I love booze
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« Reply #34 on: October 14, 2012, 10:09 pm »

I think I pissed off someone and I feel bad about it. Time to drink away my regrets. Yay!
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« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2012, 07:12 pm »

My favorite part of Resident Evil 6 is how you have to sit through the cutscenes again if you die. I love that. It's great. I'm just kidding RE6, fuck you
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« Reply #36 on: November 18, 2012, 12:59 am »

Who holds a party where the only alcoholic beverage is light cider? I mean, I'm pissing out the alcohol faster than I can drink it, for God's sake.
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« Reply #37 on: November 18, 2012, 01:21 am »

Well the solution is obvious. Drink your own piss.
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« Reply #38 on: November 18, 2012, 02:15 am »

So it's Bear Grylls's party, then?
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« Reply #39 on: November 18, 2012, 07:36 am »

sounds like a normal tuesday night for me!
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