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HyperGlavin
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« on: October 01, 2011, 07:50 am »

Yeah. Woo. Party.
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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2011, 07:53 am »

This is the moment, right now before the drunk kicks in, you need to play pool and win all the money in the pub.
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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2011, 07:58 am »

Man I was just about to do that.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD/STOP JINXING ME. I am going to blame you if I lose now.
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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2011, 08:00 am »

You won't lose, you cannot lose, you're there right now, the perfect pool playing pre-drunk plateau.

Also, I totally get a cut of your winnings.
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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2011, 08:59 am »

You know, playing for money is an alien concept in Townsville. We just play for the table, so that all of our games are free. We're happy to leave it at that.

One guy though, he tried to play me for money and sunk the black on his second turn. Easiest money ever.
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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2011, 09:37 am »

Oh, in that case, once you're well past the pool-plateau it's time to run around the table nicking everyone's coins and see how long you last until you wake up in hospital.
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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2011, 04:54 pm »

I am doing this too. Drankin' dis beer.
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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2011, 09:20 am »

Beer is gross and very bad 4 you
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Chronicles
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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2011, 07:36 pm »

This is just making me tired
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« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2011, 04:59 am »

Just opened the scotch. On my way to drunk town.
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« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2011, 04:59 am »

Wait, that's the thing where Lemmy is mayor? Is that drunk town? That's where I'm going.
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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2011, 05:00 am »

DRINKING ISLAND
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« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2011, 09:03 pm »

YOU GUYS

ALCOHOL IS JUST MAKING ME SLEEPY


WHAT THE FUCK???


am i old now
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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2011, 09:23 pm »

i think i am
 what a world


/sleeep
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« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2011, 11:55 pm »

Hello thread. It's my birthday.
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« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2011, 06:34 pm »

Hello beer number five of the day.
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« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2011, 09:07 am »

my goal today is to get so drunk that maybe i can change the past
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« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2011, 09:09 am »

You can, if you realize that what you do in the future will eventually be the past.
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« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2011, 09:50 am »

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
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« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2011, 02:37 am »

I've had like eight goddamn shots and NOTHING. What the hell.
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