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Nicol
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« on: August 27, 2011, 04:08 am »

I'm employed as a fruit and vegetables person! I am definitely on my way to being a top chef... just like Quinten Tarrantino who worked in a video store before becoming a top movie maker. If you have any questions about fruit and vegetables, you should post them in this thread and I will get back to you!
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« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2011, 05:07 am »

What is your favorite film
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« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2011, 05:12 am »

Yeah, what is the best film to wrap my fruits and vegetables in?
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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2011, 05:16 am »

The Constant Gardener. Duh.
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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2011, 05:18 am »

You just say that because HyperGlavin looks like Ralph Fiennes.
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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2011, 05:26 am »

Yup.
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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2011, 05:30 am »

I smell terrible.
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« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2011, 07:19 am »

Oh god, from now on everything Nicol cooks will be half-ironic rehashes of old, obscure dishes, seasoned with self-indulgent references to b-vegetables.
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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2011, 10:41 am »

Every dish he makes will contain the same few vegetables, everytime.
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« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2011, 10:42 am »

Hey Nicol. Why are they called "blueberries" when they are actually closer to purple? What are you trying to pull?
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2011, 10:54 am »

Is it true that blueberries are not actually fruit?
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2011, 11:43 am »

Is eggs a fruit or a vegeable
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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2011, 11:49 am »

Is it true that broccoli is just regular sized trees and we are just giants, and also that our regular sized trees are actually ridiculously huge trees?
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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2011, 12:39 pm »

How do I know if my mango is prime to eat?
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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2011, 12:49 pm »

What's the deal with pineapples?
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« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2011, 01:00 pm »

What does a potato dream of when he's all alone?
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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2011, 01:04 pm »

What is the best fruit to eat on a bus?

Follow-up: What is the best vegetable to eat on a bus?
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« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2011, 01:13 pm »

Which is the best vegetable to juggle?
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« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2011, 01:18 pm »

What is the meanest vegetable?
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« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2011, 01:39 pm »

Which vegetable is most like Brad Pitt?
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