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Chronicles
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« on: August 21, 2011, 08:21 pm »

fucking liquor stores closing early on sundays
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Chronicles
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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2011, 09:15 pm »

grocery stores in my area sell the lamest wine
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Jacob
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2011, 11:03 pm »

I have rum~! Come to my house
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2011, 11:13 pm »

Best pick-up line ever.
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Yes, come on, get a dog up you, you rapscallion.
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2011, 12:00 am »

It works on me.
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2011, 06:10 pm »

i want to be drunk enough drunk enough for love
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Chronicles
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2011, 07:20 am »

trick or treat yo
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DiegoInglewood
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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2011, 09:37 am »

bro i've got like a full 18 pack of budweiser at my house bro it's pretty gross but it's what i got for my birthday so you can drink it if you want bro
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2011, 01:34 pm »

you should drink more. that's how you get more drunk
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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2011, 04:08 am »

the 80s had the best movies. they had cool movie stars, rampant boobies, some blood here & there + rad synthesizer scores. please bring back the 80s, hollywood
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« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2011, 07:25 pm »

Fuck tolerance.  I've been drinking straight bourbon for two and a half hours and I'm hardly buzzed.
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« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2011, 09:20 pm »

I've had 2 pitchers of some 9% something or other and I'm not even close to being buzzed.

Worst Empty Stomach Wednesday ever.
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When I was 16 I got so drunk that I shit myself in a sleeping bag.
Chronicles
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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2011, 03:33 am »

you guys

when are they going to invent a 24 hour liquor store website that delivers everywhere?

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when is the world going to be perfect?
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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2011, 03:38 am »

They have this where I live. OH YEAH.
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Chronicles
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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2011, 03:43 am »

WHERE
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« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2011, 04:04 am »

The country that has the highest per capita consumption of beer in the world, oddly enough.
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Chronicles
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« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2011, 04:07 am »

I shall become Czechicles
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« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2011, 04:31 am »

Czechicles? Sounds nasty. Is it contagious?
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Chronicles
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« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2011, 04:42 am »

absolutely
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« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2011, 04:45 am »

I hear that your body actually grafts to a beer tap.
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"I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out."
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