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Navigator2001Plus
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« on: July 06, 2011, 11:58 am »


(Note: I didn't make this.)


In the same vein:


A squirrel ate through the cable outside so I had to go two whole days without the internet.

There's nothing to do at work and I'm bored and there's still four hours left to go.

There's too many deodorant choices to pick from and I just can't decide.
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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2011, 12:08 pm »

I got stuck in traffic so I had to microwave my coffee when I got to work because it was lukewarm.

The handle of my reusable grocery bag is starting to look worn.

The mount that holds my GPS on the dashboard is loose so it keeps rotating to one side.

The line at Costco was really long and my ice cream sandwiches partially melted before I got home.

Bonus pre-2000 First World Problem:

Someone called while I was downloading porn so now I have to start over.
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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2011, 01:12 pm »

The meals that we have coupons for at the restaurant aren't what we actually feel like eating right now.

It's really hot and it's going to be like ten minutes before the car air conditioner makes it feel comfortable.

There's too many good video games coming out and I don't have time to play them all.
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2011, 01:43 pm »

Wow, I can totally play this game at the moment.

I just ate a whole thing of chocolate and now I feel gross. I'm also getting really worried about my bank card...

... Which is fully paid up and I was also paid two months in advance this month for some reason, but it's got a little cut in it and I'm worried it's going to snap when I'm buying something and then I'll end up having to go into town to my bank in person to withdraw money.
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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2011, 01:48 pm »

My phone now takes twice as long to sync with my computer than when it was new because I have too much music on it.

Personally, I'm disappointed that Team Fortress 2 is now free-to-play, especially considering that I spent $10 on the game a few years ago during a Steam sale.

I receive too many event invites from Facebook friends that I never really talk to.
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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2011, 01:57 pm »

I can't set the PVR for Game of Thrones because the remote is out of battery.
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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2011, 02:00 pm »

The camera on my old cell phone is not very good.
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« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2011, 02:03 pm »

I had to wait six minutes for an elevator.
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« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2011, 02:10 pm »

My toaster has four slots for bread, but I'm only ever hungry enough to eat two slices at a time.
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« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2011, 02:11 pm »

Someone took the last twix from the vending machine at work so I had to settle for a three musketeers
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« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2011, 02:11 pm »

My fingers are too clumsy for my phone's touch screen
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« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2011, 02:14 pm »

The old lady in the "Express Checkout Max 8 Items" lane clearly has 9 items.
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« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2011, 02:19 pm »

I had to pay money into my mortgage account by check, as their system couldn't contact the card server that day. It was a drag.

This morning, I couldn't pre-book my favourite seat 1F online on my vacation flight in September as someone had already taken it, and so had to settle for 3G. It's humiliating.
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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2011, 02:21 pm »

My steering wheel is getting kind of dirty.
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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2011, 02:21 pm »

I downloaded a couple albums and they weren't tagged properly.
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« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2011, 02:22 pm »

I've got to choose between going to Disneyland or California Adventures, because we don't have time for both.
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« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2011, 02:33 pm »

What?  You definitely have time for both, just ride the good rides at each one and skip the shitty ones.  We did both the last time I was there and we managed to ride pretty much every good ride there is before I got too sick to stand (around 4:30).
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« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2011, 02:36 pm »

One of the screwdrivers that I used today at work was sticky.
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« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2011, 02:40 pm »

The A/C in my office is set about 2 degrees colder than I would like it to be.

I have two working phones on my desk but my headset only works with one and the voice quality is not very good.

Someone left their food in the microwave after it finished cooking and now the microwave keeps beeping every 30 seconds.
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« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2011, 02:42 pm »

My skin was mildly burned after going to a pay-exclusive beach yesterday.

I can't get into my Google account because I have 2-step verification and I don't get reception where I'm on vacation.

I can't get a smartphone until February because I accidentally left my old one in my pants pocket. By the time I can get one the price of all data plans will have gone up.

The wheel on my $65 mouse doesn't scroll properly.
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