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Luna Fortuna
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« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2011, 09:24 pm »



Accurate depiction (I need to get to a clinic).
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Captain Wacky
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« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2011, 09:37 pm »

Yours is covered in butter and maple syrup too? I thought I was the only one!
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DoctorShenanigans
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« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2011, 10:54 pm »

My penis has never been outside of a vagina long enough for me to get a good look at it, sorry :(
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HyperGlavin
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« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2011, 11:55 pm »

Ha, your penis can fit in a vagina.
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Yes, come on, get a dog up you, you rapscallion.
laktose
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« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2011, 02:49 am »

Oh my god, I actually live on the tip of Logical Penguin's penis.
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RummyLu
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« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2011, 03:10 am »

I thought there were antibiotics for people like you.
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"I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out."
BSam
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« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2011, 07:58 am »

Oh my god, I actually live on the tip of Logical Penguin's penis.

What a coincidence, I live on the tip of Luna Fortuna's.
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« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2011, 01:08 pm »

They'll remember me after I'm dead.

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Logical Penguin
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« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2011, 10:13 pm »

Oh my god, I actually live on the tip of Logical Penguin's penis.

I always had a feeling you were the reason it burned when I pee. But now I know.
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Oh my god, I actually live on the tip of Logical Penguin's penis.
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« Reply #29 on: April 18, 2011, 01:59 am »

The tip of Logical Penguin's penis is also lousy with rabbits.
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Logical Penguin
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« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2011, 03:26 pm »



I can only complain so much.
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Oh my god, I actually live on the tip of Logical Penguin's penis.
Lukeington
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« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2011, 03:37 pm »

I could complain quite a bit if I was in that situation.

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Schroeder
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« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2011, 07:50 pm »

I sent your mothers on an expedition to measure my penis, but the sherpas came back filled with wild lies about some creature who lives near the tip. I never saw your mothers again.
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RummyLu
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« Reply #33 on: May 11, 2011, 01:30 am »

That's the most elaborate description of crabs I've heard in quite awhile.
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"I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out."
Hypermanic_Zen
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« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2011, 01:32 am »

He's not kidding about women avoiding him, though.
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Parcae
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« Reply #35 on: May 11, 2011, 04:09 am »

That's not fair. I've heard he's very good friends with Dorothy.
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I like the part where he fucked the cat.
Schroeder
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« Reply #36 on: May 11, 2011, 11:17 pm »

According to these crude charcoal drawings, the creature looks very much like your mother.
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« Reply #37 on: July 03, 2011, 02:30 pm »

Uncomfortably attractive?
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Thicket
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« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2011, 07:35 pm »

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