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HyperGlavin
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« Reply #1380 on: February 21, 2012, 07:43 am »

Clearly the killer is the 'Y U NO' meme panel. The victim was comedy.
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« Reply #1381 on: February 21, 2012, 08:31 am »

Fixed it.
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« Reply #1382 on: February 21, 2012, 08:52 am »

God I hope that's real, it's wonderful.
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"I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out."
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« Reply #1383 on: February 21, 2012, 08:56 pm »

[some guy 1] Fuck Hayes!that little bitch is always pulling his gun on someone.Fuckin piece of shit pig -_-

[some guy 2] bacon strips

[some guy 3] Cock

[some guy 4] Foo'reals

[some guy 2] Cock

[some guy 5] wut happen?

[some guy 1] He shot two foos in the past month!!

[some guy 1] And one died

[some guy 4] Dam he shot another 1..

[some guy 1] Yea Friday by da junior high didn't you hear bout it everyone was talking about it

[some guy 4] Haa fukkin haze would b doin that shit...

On a cop from the county I used to live in.
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« Reply #1384 on: February 22, 2012, 04:59 am »

A guy who is on my friend list but I can't remember why or where from:  She's not Adele - she's THE-dele!
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« Reply #1385 on: February 22, 2012, 05:23 am »

Yeah, that was Spermus.
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« Reply #1386 on: February 22, 2012, 05:36 am »

Nah, it's not from Spermus. The THE-dele doing the facebook rounds too?
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« Reply #1387 on: February 22, 2012, 06:42 am »

It is now.
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« Reply #1388 on: February 22, 2012, 01:21 pm »

[Coworker] We stopped buying girl scout cookies. We refuse to conform to the patterns of this world! Romans 12:2

[Shared status]
A Girl Scouts of America training program last year used the Planned Parenthood sex education pamphlet “Happy, Healthy, and Hot.” The pamphlet instructs young girls not to think of sex as “just about vaginal or anal intercourse.” “There is no right or wrong way to have sex. Just have fun, explore and be yourself!” it states. - Why are girl scouts even teaching sex education, let alone planned parenthood!?!? Rethinking those cookies this year?


I have been waiting for the Girl Scout stuff to make the rounds among my relatives and colleagues. That pamphlet was for young people living with HIV, by the way.
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« Reply #1389 on: February 22, 2012, 08:39 pm »

[Ugh] I wonder if there's any way for me to start up a charity sperm bank consisting exclusively of Benedict Cumberbatch's sperm, so that myself and every other lesbian couple/single lady on the planet can have Cumberbabies.
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« Reply #1390 on: February 23, 2012, 08:22 am »

[a dude who is silly]



Good lord, what the hell
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« Reply #1391 on: February 23, 2012, 08:52 am »

Ha, naturally occurring phenomena are dumber than buildings. Take THAT, the universe (except the man-made bits)!
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« Reply #1392 on: February 24, 2012, 10:53 am »

so i guess two lameass white kids i went to high school with are having an amateur rap beef?

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« Reply #1393 on: February 24, 2012, 11:06 am »

bond you are living the dream
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« Reply #1394 on: February 24, 2012, 11:35 am »

That rap doesn't even rhyme. Tell your friend he is bad at raps.
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« Reply #1395 on: February 24, 2012, 11:49 am »

"K" is a girl I know from Highschool who is now in the Military.
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« Reply #1396 on: February 24, 2012, 12:48 pm »

B*****s ain't s**t.
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« Reply #1397 on: February 25, 2012, 02:26 pm »

We get an extra three minutes to run on the physical fitness test that takes place twice a year, the rest of the time we all PT (physical training) together. Certain dudes just cannot get over that six extra minutes we get a year. And that guy is already in the top half of decent male soldiers because he doesn't think women in combat zones is the end of the world.

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« Reply #1398 on: February 25, 2012, 08:36 pm »

[an emo girl]:in response to a status about how suicide is or isnt selfish- its less about the reality of having those people as it is the perception of having those people, when somone is traveling through darkness they cant always see a brighter heading, when somone has to fight every battle alone because thats how they have been trained be it by nurture or nature, its understandable that they get lost, and hopless. no its not selfish its a tradgedy in which we all can have a roll in avoiding, damning somone to hell for finding resolve in rock bottom when no one saw them drowning is wrong. religion skews peoples veiws of suicide but the truth of the matter is we are all biochemically programed to respond to stimuli in our environments and when we are over stimlated drastic means are taken. suicide is a last resort not an easy way out. my heart goes out to the lives lost and i hope thier souls are resting in peace, and to those struggling its as simple as reaching out. you cant blame a blind man for getting lost or a deaf man for not being able to hear , so when somone swinimg in the thrawls of depression starts drownding who are we to judge, rather we are here to suport. these people already have a low sense of self worth and self entitlment, so calling then selfish of stupid or weak is the wrong answer, everything happens for a reason, people have reasons for taking thier own lives, and while it causes great pain to others, dont invalidate the strife they lived and died through .


I...I don't know what to think about this. I really can't tell if it's stupid or not.
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« Reply #1399 on: February 25, 2012, 11:29 pm »

Sounds like a reasonable opinion written by someone who hasn't totally nailed down the whole writing thing yet. "People aren't cowards or selfish for killing themselves. Instead of judging someone because they feel hopeless enough to consider ending it all, try getting off your high horse and reach out to them. That or fuck off, 'personal responsibility' upsessed guy."
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