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Skeletonic
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« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2011, 02:08 am »

The thread isn't for linking your own statuses, Luna.
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« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2011, 04:31 am »

[Male coworker] Lmaorof

What does this mean? What does this even mean?
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"Iíll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because heís pulled out."
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« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2011, 05:45 am »

I think "laughing my ass off rolling on the floor."
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« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2011, 05:45 am »

Sounds painful.
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"Iíll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because heís pulled out."
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« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2011, 06:26 am »

The pain is what lets you know you're alive.
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I like the part where he fucked the cat.
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« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2011, 09:07 pm »

[facebook girl] The awkward moment wen u realise he is perfect
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« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2011, 03:58 pm »

[Facebook guy] It's raining. [Girlfriend] says "is moist" lol

[Girlfriend] likes this.
[Girlfriend] you have that effect on me. Lol ;)
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moist, lol
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« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2011, 05:28 am »

[Facebook Girl] thought provoking question #5 - "If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?"


Not even creative with the stupidity.
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« Reply #28 on: January 31, 2011, 05:39 pm »

I want to know her first 4 "thought provoking" questions
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« Reply #29 on: January 31, 2011, 06:01 pm »

Questions 1-3 are just sentences with question marks here and there and number 4 is a lot like a primal scream.
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« Reply #30 on: January 31, 2011, 10:37 pm »

[pretty much everyone on facebook right now] Has been sent home by work to prepare for the cyclone. Cyclone checklist... Beers in the fridge - done
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« Reply #31 on: January 31, 2011, 11:01 pm »

[Some girl commenting on someone upset over the star sign changes] IT DOES NOT apply to those in our hemisphere relax our signs havent changed
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« Reply #32 on: February 01, 2011, 12:58 am »

[Facebook Girl] thought provoking question #5 - "If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?"

Thought-provoking answer: "Fuckin' miracles."
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« Reply #33 on: February 01, 2011, 01:18 am »

This isn't so funny, but:

[Friend from high school]  Well basically I just heavily drank for seven days straigt. :(  I went to [local] casino with [friend] and then kind of snowballed into the week. i couldn't sleep for almost three nights in a row. When this happened I hallucinated. :O

Yeah... That last emoticon really freaked me out.

Note: Sent private message about alcohol abuse, extra encouragement and little heart symbols.
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« Reply #34 on: February 01, 2011, 01:30 am »

Quote from: Luna PM
Hey friend, alcohol abuse is awesome eh! Only 7 days though? I thought you were hardcore! I did a 23 day bender last month and ended up working in a fishing boat in China, largely as a net. Plz dont let the old school down with this weak 7 day shit, I know you can do better. <3 <3 []==[]  --->  ~(:-D)
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« Reply #35 on: February 01, 2011, 01:35 am »

Also on topic, I have a woman on my FB who added me after meeting me in a pub for like ten minutes. How she discerned my name to find me i'm not even clear about, she was a friend of a friend of my brother or something. Anyway, her statuses are like 50% of the time a running argument with some stalker and they shout at each other about who cheated on whos boyfriend and threaten to murder each others children and stuff, all in that illiterate sort of half net speak chavs use. I would delete her but then I would miss classic statuses like yesterdays...

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LZTEN BITCH, U KNOW WHO U R, I DID NOT DRINK MY BABY TO DEATH U R S HOULD KNOW I ONLEE HAD HALF BAILEYS AND IM NOT PREGNANT MARCH, I NO PEOPLE. AND CAROL FOR 50M??? DO ME A FAVOR!

Im not even sure whats going on there, the fact shes shouting at accusations over FB only reinforcing them, that the accusations dont make any sense and the fact she has thrown some topical football news in the end there to lighten the mood. Classic.
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« Reply #36 on: February 01, 2011, 03:43 pm »

I NO PEOPLE. YOU PEOPLE.
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« Reply #37 on: February 01, 2011, 08:11 pm »

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[insane ghetto girl] Omg... This video crazy haha He said whats good shorty and she pulled his dick out and started sucking it. [facebook guy with the phrase "pornodick" in his name] u is the truth haat!!! omg!!! Thats some shit I would do but she fucked up when she let yo boi hit too Damn she only know yall fb names not the real names. Ewww and they call me a bop lmao

If I interpreted this right based on other context, she is complimenting this gentleman on getting his dick sucked by her baby's father's girlfriend, who knew neither man's real name, and videotaping it and then posting it on facebook.

I don't know what "haat" or "bop" mean but she uses those words a lot so I guess they're important.
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« Reply #38 on: February 03, 2011, 10:27 am »

[facebook thug again] Shout out to hood keep grindin nigga! That gunna nigga outlaw and all da knoc ryders! See yall this weekend Lets get it!
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« Reply #39 on: February 03, 2011, 06:19 pm »

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[insane ghetto girl] Omg... This video crazy haha He said whats good shorty and she pulled his dick out and started sucking it. [facebook guy with the phrase "pornodick" in his name] u is the truth haat!!! omg!!! Thats some shit I would do but she fucked up when she let yo boi hit too Damn she only know yall fb names not the real names. Ewww and they call me a bop lmao

If I interpreted this right based on other context, she is complimenting this gentleman on getting his dick sucked by her baby's father's girlfriend, who knew neither man's real name, and videotaping it and then posting it on facebook.

I don't know what "haat" or "bop" mean but she uses those words a lot so I guess they're important.

bop is a person who sucks dicks because they bop their head to do it, named by the same people who call it a labtop.
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