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HyperGlavin
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« on: January 15, 2011, 07:36 am »

"[facebook dude] Oi get at me if any1 knows any1 in mackay that can sell me some shoes i need SHOES"
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Yes, come on, get a dog up you, you rapscallion.
Coog
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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2011, 11:45 pm »

[Horrible Facebook chick]: "So you'll fuck me on the hood of you car, but you won't give me your drug dealer's phone number??"
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A person who has oranges only wants one thing... to survive. I know that a lot of you "who think you're too cool" probably won't re-post this. But a very little amount of my friends will. Put this in your signature in honor of someone who died of orange, survived or is fighting against it now. ♥
Luna Fortuna
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2011, 03:36 am »

[Facebook lady] is attending suprise birthday party for [her husband] turnin 29. Like Comment RSVP to this event
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Skeletonic
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2011, 06:57 pm »

[Facebook thug] a get ma energy from ma inner G wordup
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2011, 07:32 pm »

[Facebook moron] no one loves me enough to break my arm for me :(

[posh Facebook friend] is both amused and frustrated ad maximum by the nincompoops.
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DiegoInglewood
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2011, 07:55 pm »

I really just want to hide my statuses from this guy and just repost everything he says:

bout to ride out to hunt valley to take care of some buisness then smokin session wit my spanish nigga then my dude is about to give me my first session on learning how to play this guitar

Ima educated myself i took a buisness course now i answer the phone they like who this bitch this my buisness voice still the same person just tighten my buisness up

just seen a white dude ridin wit his top down white ppl love this brick ass weather u would never catch a nigga doin some ish like that lls

be safe tonight ppl dont give these fuck boi cops no reason to fuck wit chu
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elyseface
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Rude titties.


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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2011, 09:41 pm »

[Facebook lady] woo i officially don't have skin cancer sooo i'm gonna go frolic in the sunshine : )

Par for the course for this girl.
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Luna Fortuna
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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2011, 12:59 am »

[Facebook girl] something has gotten into me the last 2 nights. i don't know what it is, but i like it ;)

[Facebook guy] An STD?

[Facebook girl] i'm clean thank u very much. it's having company over and really needing to do naughty things while they're there.
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shrek
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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2011, 01:32 am »

[facebook person I don't even remember how I know]"wishing I was in tyland"

a few minutes later she changed it to:

"wishing I was in thialand"

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Matt
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2011, 06:28 am »

[Stupid Facebook Bitch] My boobs are too big for my top. A very awkward thing to discover when already at work...
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HyperGlavin
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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2011, 08:21 am »

Why do you hate boobs so much? Are you sick?
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Yes, come on, get a dog up you, you rapscallion.
Thicket
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« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2011, 02:35 pm »

[Facebook dude] Listening to the Diablo III soundtrack is the best way to wake up.
[Bringer of all knowledge] Did you know that diablo means devil in Spanish? It does.
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RockinJoe12
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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2011, 10:13 pm »

[Facebook girl] iM FiNNA GO hOME,& MAkE ME A BiG ASS ShEPhARdS PiE!.

i WANT SOME GOLDEN CORRAL APPLE BEE'S OR CRAbS RiTE NOW B4 i SELF DiSTRUCT!
iM A'BLACk GiRL WhO ROCKS!

GOOdMORNiNG FACEbOOk;THANkiN' dA MAN AbOVE fOR WAkiN US UP DiS MORNiNG:) SN*WAitN ON DhA FiSH & GRiTS TO GET dONE!
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HyperGlavin
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« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2011, 10:47 pm »

[facebook girl] just did a spew burp!! Nnnnice :)
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Yes, come on, get a dog up you, you rapscallion.
Nicol
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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2011, 01:06 pm »

[the enlightener]: "Formal education will make you a living; self education will make you a fortune"
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i came up in this world so cold. that's why my heart's on froze
Luna Fortuna
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« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2011, 02:48 pm »

[my blood relative]:

i'll warn you right now tho that I am (one of the many) who don't believe in global warming. i know we have an impact on the earth etc, but not to the extent these radical enviromentalists claim. however...snow in december knocking global warming...not sound proof. snow in the middle of june while i was in pullman..now there's proof lol.
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« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2011, 04:01 pm »

Quote from: Friend's Status
Listen to "Daylight" by Matt and Kim. It will brighten your day tremendously.

Quote from: Friend of friend, in response
i dont think listening to anything is going to brighten my day... im working 9 days straight 7am-4:30pm with foreign people.

Not FOREIGN PEOPLE, omg.
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Luna Fortuna
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« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2011, 09:45 pm »

[Female coworker] Stay warm over there!!! Don't get frost bite on Ur penis!!! ;-)~~~

[Male coworker] Lmaorof

[Female coworker--seriously, these people just work together] Well ur out there swinging it around in the cold chicago air.... thats what will happen!!!! ;o) And I dont care if you want to see it change colors!!!


Let me maintain that these people are in the Navy and not the Marine Corps.
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Mr Gale
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« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2011, 09:55 pm »

Marine statuses are notable for the more common usage of baby killing emoticons.
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Luna Fortuna
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« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2011, 01:33 am »

[]==[]  --->  ~(:-D)
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