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RummyLu
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« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2010, 03:49 am »

Burn the thread.
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« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2010, 04:01 am »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCnebZnysmI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCnebZnysmI</a>
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« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2010, 08:06 am »

I couldn't find any videos of people burning thread, but I did find some people burning clothes. Have a drink every time these silly bastards do something that would make a burly fireman cry (eg lighting a big fire up against the wall of their house, right next to a bottle of lighter fluid, a container of car polish and a giant tin of what looks like wood stainer or paint). There's also this creepy dude who seems to have an entire channel dedicated to burning his current girlfriend's clothes. Unconventional spring cleaning method or disposal of evidence? You decide.


Edit: Okay, so it turns out that setting a girl's clothes on fire is an actual thing, which I should have guessed. This seems like one of the most painful fetishes to carry through to the natural conclusion.
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« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2010, 08:45 am »

So does this mean hitting on Rummy is out of the question, or is the fact that they're back together extra reason?
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« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2010, 01:36 pm »

Clearly the best pickup line to use on Rummy is "I think we should see other people."
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« Reply #25 on: November 01, 2010, 02:57 pm »

The fastest way to get me to agree to a dinner is to punch my self esteem.
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« Reply #26 on: November 01, 2010, 03:12 pm »

Aw, Rummy. You didn't let him game you, did you?
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« Reply #27 on: November 01, 2010, 03:50 pm »

Remember what Wong said, Rummy. Always watch out for guys who neg. If you aren't vigilant then it will work on literally any woman every time.
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« Reply #28 on: November 01, 2010, 03:55 pm »

And lo, with the invocation of The Wong, Rummy bailed from the thread.





(Thanks for the explosions and burning disasters guys, I really appreciate it!)
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« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2011, 04:23 pm »

IT'S THE FINAL ROUND MOTHERFUCKERS, LET'S DO THIS THING!









Oooooooooooooooh YEAH.

EDIT: If you're really angry, don't bother GISing "fucking explosion" because that way lies more rage and way too much porn.
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« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2011, 05:18 pm »

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« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2011, 05:23 pm »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlNPhn64TA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlNPhn64TA</a>
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« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2011, 08:23 pm »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pan1t4WdYbc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pan1t4WdYbc</a>

More like proPAIN explosion
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« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2011, 03:51 am »

Thanks, this is what the doctor ordered.
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« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2011, 07:34 pm »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvPL7KC1DEA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvPL7KC1DEA</a>

best of all you can make one of these!
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« Reply #35 on: April 02, 2012, 01:38 pm »

And would you look at that, almost a year to the day and I'm back here again. Only this time I'm stuck in some shitty hotel in a shitty city waiting for my flight home with shitty internet that times out when I try to find soothing pictures of THINGS BEING GODDAMNED DESTROYED.

Flying home to a dumping is a new one, I rate this one zero out of ten Rummy's, would not do again.
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« Reply #36 on: April 02, 2012, 02:34 pm »

Well if your internet is shitty, you probably won't be able to watch this yet but here it is anyway.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX9cvvezZhY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX9cvvezZhY</a>
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« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2012, 02:55 pm »

Hmm, sounds like the start of a romantic comedy. Are there any slightly older but still handsome guys with a history of commitment anxiety at the airport?

Meanwhile

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qgrEJ4mWvI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qgrEJ4mWvI</a>
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« Reply #38 on: April 02, 2012, 03:10 pm »

slightly older

I'm letting this slide because you showed me a car blowing up.
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« Reply #39 on: April 02, 2012, 04:03 pm »

i will long distance date you if you can support my unsustainable lifestyle through wiring me cash all the time & not requiring me to do anything.
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