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« Reply #620 on: December 14, 2014, 04:33 pm »

This is the worst one ever, this is torment, this is fucking Biblical

For three hours this morning I could barely raise my head to spew.

The girlf played me a video from last night wherein I invented a revolutionary new dance that involved stealing someone's shitty fedora and spasming around on the floor like Bobby Conn while people looked at me like a was a murderer, I was very pleased with myself and went to laugh but all that emerged was a spurt of bile, it's got up my nose and everything, o Christ help me

That post was my last hangover. I've gone 9 months without drinking enough to cause a hangover. I'm not even pregnant or anything.
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« Reply #621 on: January 04, 2015, 12:03 pm »

I've slept in til like noon for the last week while on vacation and that's gonna make going back to work tomorrow real difficult
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« Reply #622 on: March 01, 2015, 08:33 am »

officiated a wedding last night

I was like "DRANKS for all the memories"

(I drank a lot)
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but it's not so great when you consider that it's coming from an alive lady
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« Reply #623 on: March 01, 2015, 12:48 pm »

what happened last night
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« Reply #624 on: March 01, 2015, 12:58 pm »

Kybard officiated a wedding.
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« Reply #625 on: March 21, 2015, 08:11 am »

i drank some beers while bowling, then i drank more beers watching college hoops

my body is sore from the bowling and my brain is sore from the beers
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« Reply #626 on: March 21, 2015, 10:25 am »

I need more water and sleep
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« Reply #627 on: March 21, 2015, 10:52 am »

hangover shit time
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« Reply #628 on: March 25, 2015, 09:04 am »

takeing a large crap
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« Reply #629 on: May 30, 2015, 10:26 am »

HANGOVER IS FUCKED
EVERYTHING HURTS A WHOLE LOT
PLEASE JUST LET ME DIE
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« Reply #630 on: May 30, 2015, 10:39 am »

Operation Dumbo Drop
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« Reply #631 on: May 31, 2015, 08:17 am »

my head

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« Reply #632 on: June 06, 2015, 07:49 am »

Fucking hell. I don't want to go to work
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« Reply #633 on: June 12, 2015, 11:42 am »

lunch break made me feel worse and I'm in such rough shape I felt like I was gonna fall off my bike uggggh
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« Reply #634 on: August 30, 2015, 08:13 am »

waking up to find out you sent snapchats is worse than texts cause you'll never be able to tell what they were.

so sorry in advance if i sent any of you wang pixx
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« Reply #635 on: August 31, 2015, 09:50 am »

had my bachelor party this weekend

body is wrecked, voice is shot, brain is garbage

excellent
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« Reply #636 on: September 11, 2015, 12:32 pm »

fuck
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« Reply #637 on: November 10, 2015, 01:18 pm »

God dammit I'm a fucking dork I knew it.
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« Reply #638 on: March 18, 2016, 10:12 am »

I may be dead
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