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Rubbin Hood
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« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2012, 11:15 am »

This is somewhat old news.

Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den
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« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2012, 12:26 am »

I think I read somewhere that it wasn't true, but I don't care enough to find out where.
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« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2012, 02:36 pm »

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/02/congressman-falls-months-old-onion-story-about-planned-parenthood-abortionplex/48344/

An actual congressman was featured on Literally Unbelievable!
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« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2012, 02:02 pm »

If you're a high school athlete in the American Northwest, watch out for THE PIGGYBACK BANDIT.

Of course this comes hot on the heels of the arrest of Virginia's SERIAL BUTT CUTTER

I expect a David Fincher-Zodiac style biopic about either of these men in the next few years
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« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2012, 09:16 pm »

If you're a high school athlete in the American Northwest, watch out for THE PIGGYBACK BANDIT.

I think you could develop a pretty good internet guessing quiz around: "Performance Artist or Sexual Deviant?"
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« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2012, 06:59 am »

Hello, new title thing.
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« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2012, 03:33 pm »

Hitler's illegitimate son fights nazis in WW II http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/9088865/Hitler-had-son-with-French-teen.html
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« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2012, 02:01 pm »

That is fantastic. I devoutly hope the royalties for Mein Kampf and any other financial gain go to an Allied veteran. It is extra-satisfying that he was illegitimate and ignored. Fuck you, Hitler, enjoy your legacy.
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« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2012, 06:39 pm »

Er, the profits for Mein Kampf already go to charities. As is generally the case with things like that. Historically we frown upon rewarding history's greatest monsters.
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« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2012, 07:04 pm »

Isn't it public domain by now? I wasn't under the impression royalties went to a Nazi Preservation Society or something, if that's what you thought. It would just be nice to read that some back-paid royalties wound up improving the lives of descendants who are the opposite of everything that made Hitler puff up his chest. His face would be so red!
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« Reply #30 on: February 18, 2012, 07:09 pm »

Public Domain differs from place to place and usually doesn't cover annotated versions or those printed in larger historical texts (for study.) So those royalties, and any back royalties, all go to charity.

Also it would be a bit crass to try to profit off being related to Hitler. And he already had closest relatives in existence who would have gotten anything a heir would, if we had actually managed his estate that way, which obviously we didn't because horrible monster.

Also Hitler wouldn't feel anything about anything as he is dead and therefore ceased to exist.

All these holes in your argument mean you got a D. Please try harder.
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« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2012, 07:52 pm »

It would just be nice to read that some back-paid royalties wound up improving the lives of descendants who are the opposite of everything that made Hitler puff up his chest. His face would be so red!

All "Feeeeucht first a valk in the countryside and now zis!"

Also, swinging back a little hard today Gale.
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« Reply #32 on: February 18, 2012, 08:01 pm »

What do you mean, are you going to cry?

Also I would love for someone to start a nazi preservation society, and co-opt the obvious song as it's theme tune.
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« Reply #33 on: February 18, 2012, 08:25 pm »

Clearly I meant his face is red from eternal hellfire.
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« Reply #34 on: February 18, 2012, 08:30 pm »

HELL IS A CONSTRUCT FOR THOSE THAT FEAR NOTHINGNESS.
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« Reply #35 on: February 18, 2012, 08:34 pm »

I ain't afraid of nothin'.
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« Reply #36 on: February 18, 2012, 09:44 pm »

I am. Of so many things.

What do you mean, are you going to cry?

I just meant you were dissecting an argument that it didn't really seem Luna was making but also yes I am.

Saturdays. :(
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« Reply #37 on: February 18, 2012, 11:30 pm »

Did you consider that you just think that because you are dumb? And stop advocating we euthanise ugly children you sick fuck.
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« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2012, 11:56 pm »

MORALITY IS A CONSTRUCT FOR THOSE THAT FEAR NOTHINGNESS.
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« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2012, 03:59 am »

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