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« Reply #780 on: January 16, 2016, 05:11 pm »

perhaps you are stuck in an elevator
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« Reply #781 on: January 28, 2016, 01:44 pm »

Got fired today for taking an early lunch. Which sucks because after I tried to quit earlier in the year my boss swayed me to stay on with promises of higher salary raises promotion etc. It was all just more work for the same pay, which he got a steal on since I was working as an independent contractor so I guess he can't really fire me at all, huh. So now what. What happens next. Wrecked my car, no more income, I feel like shit all the time.

In one way I'm kinda happy because I hated that job and can do way better. I guess I felt trapped in it and now I have a chance to do better things. I want to do better things. Honestly all I did was smoke weed at the job all the fucking time because I hated it so much. And for all the work I did I don't have anything to show for it. Except when I'm going to get fucked on tax day. Man I make some shitty decisions all the times. The past few weeks when I'd get home from work I'd just go to bed because I can't even think of anything to do. I don't even know what to say.

But for two years I've had a boss who has taking it upon himself to berate me, scream at me, tell me I'm "half a bulb and not too bright" and just beat me down over and over, and encourage me to sleep with my coworkers. Getting away from that lying sack is probably a good start. I feel like I'm going to be okay but right now I just don't know what to do except brush up on my resume.
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« Reply #782 on: January 30, 2016, 03:16 am »

hey man, at least you had a job to lose
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« Reply #783 on: January 31, 2016, 01:55 am »

Wow that sucks dude. Sorry.
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« Reply #784 on: January 31, 2016, 02:39 am »

Fuck. Sorry to hear that.
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« Reply #785 on: January 31, 2016, 04:12 pm »

Thanks guys. He's holding about $500 worth of my equipment in cameras and a mini fridge locked away in his offices so now I'm going to have to get the police involved. He's also been sending me condescending and berating text messages while he's drunk about how "You have a lot to learn" and "You have a brain like rock" as well as threatening to call the police if I so much as step in a building he doesn't even own. For the record, the one message I sent him was "please let me know when I can pick up my stuff from your office, thanks".

I've never met a more miserable, alcoholic sack in my entire life and I just want to get my stuff back so I can burn that bridge forever.
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« Reply #786 on: February 02, 2016, 05:56 pm »

I literally had to get a police escort to get my stuff. He finally changed his tune with a police presence. Dude had been threatening to give me a bad reference if I ever quit so I guess this worked out anyway since I'd rather him be out of my life forever.

My favorite moment with him is when he was talking about his favorite president and he got mad when I told him Ronald Reagan's middle name is Goatfucker.

Good riddance you sack of shit.

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« Reply #787 on: February 02, 2016, 06:19 pm »

That's fucked up, dude

how did he not know Reagan's middle name
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« Reply #788 on: February 03, 2016, 04:32 pm »

It's Ronald Goatfarquar Reagan, of the New Hampshire Goatfarquar's.

Glad you are out of that mess Mets.

Try and make sure the next job doesn't involve so much spliffin' up, as that tends not to be conducive to a productive career.
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« Reply #789 on: February 04, 2016, 08:22 am »

I worked for this guy for a few months last spring and he tried to justify withholding my last paycheck for not worked NH as hard as he liked. His speech to me about how important it is to have integrity is ten times funnier.
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« Reply #790 on: February 04, 2016, 09:47 pm »

The manager at my job fired our photographer and she was really pretty.
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« Reply #791 on: February 04, 2016, 09:55 pm »

I cant talk about my job because I had to sign like 3 different NDAs
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« Reply #792 on: February 04, 2016, 10:11 pm »

what is "job"
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« Reply #793 on: February 05, 2016, 03:29 am »

i have it



a job that is
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« Reply #794 on: February 05, 2016, 04:30 am »

I cant talk about my job because I had to sign like 3 different NDAs

mate you talk about it all the time on social media you bullshitter
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« Reply #795 on: February 05, 2016, 08:08 am »

this week on the efhrk social media chronicles: The mystery of P____ Stewart and the Tuna Sandwich
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« Reply #796 on: February 05, 2016, 09:56 am »

I can talk about seeing people walking around and who I bring sandwiches to. That's about it.
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« Reply #797 on: February 05, 2016, 10:58 am »

He can only talk about it on his social media account under his real name and linked to most of the people he knows, not on his semi-anonymous account on a tiny message board in a corner of the internet.
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« Reply #798 on: February 05, 2016, 07:59 pm »

i thought this was the most popular visited website on the internet ?
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« Reply #799 on: February 05, 2016, 09:45 pm »

i thought efhrk was his real name?
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