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Question: What movie should we watch first?
Laser Mission
Bloodfist VI: Ground Zero
Hawk: The Slayer
Psycho Cop

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Joseph Nistal
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« on: June 13, 2010, 12:51 am »

So after the eventual success of screening Birdemic with our own special commentary it'd be great to turn this into a regular thing that we do every fortnight or so.

All I'd need is a supply of horrible movies to upload to do this with...

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So given the variety we have available, I've narrowed down the list to the first 4 or so movies I'd like to show but would like to have you all vote to decide what comes first. Here's a list of them with a brief outline of what happens as well as any trailer or promotional videos I can find.

Laser Mission (1989)

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Bloodfist VI: Ground Zero (1995)

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Hawk the Slayer (1980)

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Psycho Cop (1989)

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Also, a full list of my collection can be found in the below spoiler

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Cast your votes!
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2010, 02:32 am »

Hawk The Slayer always triumphs.

Suggestions to add to your master list: Street Trash, Killer Workout, Mutant On The Bounty and The Destroyer with Lyle Alzado.
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2010, 04:20 am »

'Hawk' from Hawk: The Slayer is Jack's Dad in lost.

I can also guarantee you that that film will not disappoint. It is a stone cold classic of terrible movie making.
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2010, 10:28 pm »

I'll be closing the poll in 24 hours so I have time to get the movie that's decided plus the runner up uploaded in time for the weekend. If you haven't added your vote to the poll at the top, you best do so now.
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« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2010, 11:50 am »

You have the right to remain dead! Psycho Cop is where its at Ladies and Gents.
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« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2010, 10:51 pm »

The results are in;



And it's a tie!

In this case the movie we watch will be decided this Sunday by those that join in on the Skype conversation.

The runner up will then be watched the following week/fortnight.

Links to be posted on Saturday 24 hours before the Skyping.
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2010, 01:26 am »

Sorry for the delay!

Given we have two movies to choose from I'll post both the links here now. This is your chance to buffer either one or both of the movies to ensure you don't have any lag either with skype or get left behind while watching.

Psycho Cop: http://blip.tv/file/3766501

Hawk the Slayer: http://blip.tv/file/3766702

Skype starts at 9:45am AUSWST and the viewing begins at 10am

Speak to you all soon.
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2010, 07:41 pm »

How would I get in on the skype action? Am I cool enough to join the club?
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2010, 07:51 pm »

Add joseph.nistal letting me know who you are and I'll be sure to add you to the conversation when we get this started in about an hour from now.
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2010, 08:15 pm »

Hawk the Slayer, same time tomorrow!
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2010, 10:04 pm »

Hopefully I'll be there again.
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2010, 01:43 am »

I might actually be about for that. I'm pretty sure I've already got you on skype.
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2010, 10:47 pm »



Magic!
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« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2010, 10:57 pm »

I almost feel sorry for that guy. Almost.

So with Hawk the Slayer over and done with I'll be uploading Bloodfist 6: Ground Zero for showing next week. Also, at the suggestion of Karlski I'll be acquiring a copy of Big Trouble in Little China to put up after seeing a clip from it and remembering how utterly incredible and simultaneously terrible it is.

After that. I think it'd be time for some Dean Cain.
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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2010, 11:06 pm »

http://hawkthehuntermovie.blogspot.com/

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Say it isn't so! A sequel? I can't tell if this is actually going ahead... but daymn. How could anyone churn out such a thing calling it a sequel and not a remake?

Why would you even do that!?
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« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2010, 11:13 pm »

So I checked out Big Trouble and it's not exactly the best for a running commentary seeing as it has somewhat of a more intricate plot than what I expected.

Bloodfist VI: Ground Zero. What is quite possibly the most misleading title for a non-pornographic film will be skyped this Sunday at the usual time.

Here it is. Get it buffered and ready for Sunday morning/Saturday night.

Whoops! Forgot there were tits in this. Taken down until further notice. - Nistal

Next week we have a choice of two movies starring the man they chose for shitty movies before Lorenzo Lamas. I'm talking about Dean Motherfucking Cain.

We have two movies starring this superhuman acting machine to choose from;

New Alcatraz AKA. Boa

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Dragon Fighter

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So essentially, same plot, same actor, different monster and location.

Seeing as I can't change the poll, please reply with your vote in here. I will only be uploading ONE of these movies, the other one will be cast back to the bottom of my collection.

Voting closes 4 days from now.

As for the week after, I have a surprise lined up for that day you might enjoy.
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« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2010, 03:41 am »

Also, at the suggestion of Karlski I'll be acquiring a copy of Big Trouble in Little China to put up after seeing a clip from it and remembering how utterly incredible and simultaneously terrible it is.

Not that I'm really involved, but does Big Trouble in Little China really deserve to be on Travesty TV? It's cheesy as fuck, but it's all pretty tongue in cheek and has dialogue that is actually funny, not so-terrible-it's-good funny.
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« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2010, 08:40 am »

So I checked out Big Trouble and it's not exactly the best for a running commentary seeing as it has somewhat of a more intricate plot than what I expected.

Although I think you put it better than I did.
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« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2010, 10:41 pm »

Dragon Fighter all the way guys.
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« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2010, 05:12 pm »

Have you guys seen Tank Girl? It seemed intentionally campy but man that was terrible. Even for a comic book movie (which I'm pretty sure it was. Or anime or something)

I can't believe Malcolm McDowell agreed to be in that.
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