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KamikazePhoenix
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« Reply #40 on: March 20, 2010, 09:19 pm »

I myself am not too swift the coding (though I keep trying here and there).

However, I am curious if any of you have implemented (I think that's the word) SMF a couple of times. If so, I have a blank site that needs to be set up with a forum. I seem to have some people who can do the HTML and PHP parts, but I'm stuck with this part.

If it matters to you; we intend to be a darker, weirder competitor to Cracked. (and yes, you can block our ads all you want; it won't change anything for me).

Anyone interested, email me at BanzaiSurprise@gmail.com or PM me on here.
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« Reply #41 on: March 21, 2010, 08:16 am »

Oh hey guys I have some unpaid boring crappy work that you can do, who wants to get in on the ground floor of the next big thing

are you ready for this

it's like cracked, but edgy
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« Reply #42 on: March 21, 2010, 08:18 am »

I bet that Samwise would be willing to collaborate.
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« Reply #43 on: March 21, 2010, 08:19 am »

It's like furry porn, but edgier.
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« Reply #44 on: March 21, 2010, 09:05 am »

Because the furries are pissed and they are not having any of your shit.
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« Reply #45 on: March 21, 2010, 04:07 pm »

KP, getting a SMF forum is incredibly easy and requires almost no coding or web design experience to get it set up and decently customized.  There's tons of mods and tutorials for said mods, and really all it requires is some research and a bit of trial and error.
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« Reply #46 on: March 24, 2010, 01:10 pm »

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« Reply #47 on: March 24, 2010, 06:29 pm »

Your mother is so fat, we stored her weight in a 32 bit float, and it sank.
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« Reply #48 on: March 24, 2010, 06:33 pm »

Your mother is so fat, she couldn't fit on a FAT32 file system. We solved the problem by upgrading to a more modern format, but sadly it's acronym does not lend itself to this joke.
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« Reply #49 on: March 24, 2010, 08:21 pm »

Yo momma's so fat I asked my computer how fat yo momma was and it was like "**ERROR**" and returned -1 and shit.
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« Reply #50 on: March 25, 2010, 12:04 am »

Yo momma so fat that when she heard the kernel crashed, she ran to see if he dropped any chicken.
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« Reply #51 on: March 25, 2010, 12:09 am »

ohhhhh SNAP
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« Reply #52 on: March 25, 2010, 12:17 am »

Your mother is so fat Windows 3.1
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« Reply #53 on: March 25, 2010, 12:18 am »

10 CLS
20 PRINT "YO MOMMA IS SO FAT"
30 GOTO 20
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« Reply #54 on: March 25, 2010, 12:22 am »

UPDATE all_mothers SET fat='true' WHERE whose_mama='yo_mama';
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« Reply #55 on: March 25, 2010, 12:43 am »

Yo mama so fat that when HAL says he can't open the pod bay doors, he means he really can't open them because yo mama is literally blocking the way and preventing the opening mechanism from running properly.
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« Reply #56 on: March 25, 2010, 02:54 pm »

Yo mama so fat, she her own superclass
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« Reply #57 on: March 25, 2010, 10:48 pm »

Programmer?  I barely know her!

Also, she's fat!
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« Reply #58 on: March 29, 2010, 04:15 pm »

I'm enrolled in my school's lone computer science class, wherein we program extremely basic stuff in Java, but it's still cool. I've coded tic tac toe and peg games entirely in Java and it's some neat shit.

Oh, and uhh, yo mama so fat that

int daysLeftToLive = 450;
while (yoMama == alive && daysLeftToLive < 451 )
{
         yoMama.addFivePounds("Every day");
         daysLeftToLive--;
}


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« Reply #59 on: March 30, 2010, 01:37 pm »

I'm in university for computer science and game design.

I've used many languages since I started learning programming, with varying degrees of use between them. I've used Turing, Java, C, C++, PHP and fucking assembly code, I fucking hate assembly.

I'm currently working on a game written in C++ that uses the directx libraries. It's for class and will be finished this Thursday.

Earlier in the year I was messing around with XNA which uses C#. It's a pretty cool library and its ability to make xbox games is attractive. I don't really like C# though, it's high level like Java, and doesn't let you mess around with pointers.

I'm curious, what are good languages / libraries relevant to making games?

...and uh... yo mama's so fat, that when I added her to my program, all pointers pointed to her!
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