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Nicol
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« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2010, 04:26 pm »

I am just guessing, but I think I am actually two rappers.  Is this true Nicol?  Am I two rappers?

That was a nice trick question to test my Rap knowledge. You are not two rappers, but rather:

Lauryn Hill


...the rapper that said the famous line: "two MCs can't occupy the same place at the same time - it's against the laws of physics." A member of one of the best rap acts to exist to date, the Fugees, your contribution to rap will not soon be forgotten.

Noteable achievement: Being confident in your views, however unpopular or controversial. During a Christmas benefit concert at the Vatican, you made a speech, denouncing the corruption and sexual perversions of the church of Christ, and at another time allegedly said, "I would rather have my children starve than have white people buy my albums".

Song: Fugees - Zealots
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« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2010, 04:34 pm »

Also I wanna know what rapper I am tell me tell me

Bangs


You are just emerging on the scene, but from what we can tell, you love girls, movies, and taking girls to the movies. You don't let any deficiency in skill or the English language hamper your rapping aspirations, and we love you for it. Keep at it, and one day you will do good.

Noteable achievement: We're still waiting on that one.

Song: Bangs - Take U to Da Movies
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« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2010, 04:36 pm »

Can I be a better rapper
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« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2010, 04:37 pm »

Sure. Keep working hard, and remember: Practice is the KEY.
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« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2010, 04:59 pm »

Can you please tell me which rapper I am?

Thanks!
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« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2010, 05:19 pm »

Can you please tell me which rapper I am?

DJay


You are a Memphis pimp, drug dealer, and also a talented rapper that just needs that one big break. You are working with your ragtag group of prostitutes and ghetto sound mixers to create your debut demo tape. You will go to show us all that persistence and hard work DO pay off, even in the hood.

Noteable achievement: Beating the SHIT out of Ludacris.

Song: DJay - Whoop that Trick
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« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2010, 05:24 pm »

Awesome, my video features Nicol on keyboard.
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« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2010, 05:25 pm »

Someone told me I'm a rapper. What's that all about?
Notable achievement: Defeating defending heavyweight champion, George Forman, against all odds, in the Thriller in Manilla.

The Thriller in Manilla was the third fight with Frazier. You mean Rumble in the Jungle.

And its Foreman, like the grill.

I am starting to doubt your rap-boxing knowledge.
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« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2010, 05:29 pm »

I already know which rapper I am, but do YOU?
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« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2010, 05:53 pm »

The Thriller in Manilla was the third fight with Frazier. You mean Rumble in the Jungle.

And its Foreman, like the grill.

I am starting to doubt your rap-boxing knowledge.

Gah! At least I got the rapping bits right.
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« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2010, 06:00 pm »

I already know which rapper I am, but do YOU?

Will Smith


You are person in this thread that has been rapping for the longest, so far. You conquered the hill that is rapping and acting in 1985, and since then, you have managed to stay consistently relevant, managing to top yourself again and again. You're one of the select few rappers to have been taken into the hearts of America, mainly due to the demeanour of your loveable character in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Noteable achievement: Your acting work in Six Degrees of Separation. Seriously, amazing.

Song: DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince - Boom! Shake the Room!
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« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2010, 06:22 pm »

What is rap? Am I a rapist?
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« Reply #32 on: March 09, 2010, 06:27 pm »

I heard that this is where rappers, such as myself, hang out. Nicol, introduce me.
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« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2010, 10:08 pm »

So which rapper could I have been if things had turned out differently?
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« Reply #34 on: March 10, 2010, 01:00 am »

I'll bite. What's my lyrical flow?

(I don't understand rap)
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« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2010, 01:29 am »

What is rap? Am I a rapist?

BondFiction is pretending to misunderstand the term 'rap', and intentionally confusing it with the next possible closest word that he 'knows'. In this instance, it is 'rapist', which has crude, and negative connotations.

The joke recieves an extra layer of humour when BondFiction's history on the internet comes into question, as he has been a notable advocate of rap music in the past, even having an image of Kanye West as his avatar; a rapper.
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« Reply #36 on: March 10, 2010, 01:33 am »

Uh, thanks, I Explain the Jokes.

I heard that this is where rappers, such as myself, hang out. Nicol, introduce me.

Speak, the Hungarian Rapper


You are THE Hungarian rapper - a big statement - but come to think of it, I don't think I personally know of any other Hungarian rappers. They'd be kicking themselves for not coming up with the name. Characterized by your thick accent, and your speaking-rap style, you came to fame when your one-hit wonder, Stop the War was spread over filesharing websites.

Noteable achievement: You've got an understanding of complexity of war that can only come from few sources, such as Forsyth's Dogs of War.

Song: Speak - Stop the War
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« Reply #37 on: March 10, 2010, 01:39 am »

If you tell me which rapper I am I will rap about you
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« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2010, 01:50 am »

So which rapper could I have been if things had turned out differently?

Nas


You are Nasty Nas; Nas Escobar; or just plain Nas. You are not to be confused with the National Arts School. You made two very brilliant albums - Illmatic and It was Written - around a decade ago, and since then have struggled and failed to stay culturally relevant, even covering the classic rock song In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida in your track, Hip Hop is Dead, and attemtping to release an album called 'Nigger'.

Noteable achievement: Having being married to, and presumably boning rap starlett, Kelis.

Song: Nas - Halftime
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« Reply #39 on: March 10, 2010, 02:10 am »

If you tell me which rapper I am I will rap about you

Kelis


A Wild child, a troubled youth - you eventually grew up to be one of rap's most successful females. You have worked with such greats as Busta Rhymes, Nas, Andre 3000, and are probably the least dismissed of all of the female rappers by the mainstream male audience. Also I'm tempted to assume that you are posting from Nas's house, considering how close to him you posted.

Noteable achievement: Being rap's female Most Valuable Player.

Song: Kelis - Trick Me
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