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« Reply #40 on: May 04, 2013, 07:50 pm »

Businessman Paul is on a beachside vacation to unwind and enjoy the sun, the sand and the surf - sometimes from below the waves. While scuba diving, he encounters a trio of cuttlefish that turn out to be much more than they seem: they're shapeshifters, and they want Paul for their own! Warning: 18+ only! Contains partial shifting, hot gay sex, and a cuttlefish shifter gangbang!

Read an excerpt:

“You know how you wanted to see what it was like to be one of us?” Irvin asked, his deep voice quiet.


“We’re gonna show you.”

Paul found himself surrounded by the three cuttle-shifters, all of them naked, all of them eager to get his clothes off him. What the hell, why not, he thought. It was a vacation, after all.

I just bought this, and I have to say, it is some really weird shit.  Definitely worth a read, if only to become better diversified with the murky depths of self-published literature.

Nice try but I'm not buying your book
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« Reply #41 on: May 05, 2013, 01:13 pm »

Someone locked it and I can't be bothered deducing all the quotes


Post in this thread and I will tell you what My Little Pony character you are

Join the fun.

Alright this joke has officially gone too far

Alright this joke has officially gone too far

You're the dragon

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« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2014, 06:57 pm »

from our very spooky halloween thread:

what an inspired turnout so far. congratulations to those who managed to stick around, and a tip of the hat to those who tried. already we've received hair-raising entries from diegoinglewood, 88fingerslouie, chronicles, truck thunders, steelfan714, diegoinlgewood, metsfan, fermun, and diegoinglewood, and now it's time to up the ante

of course, after getting off to such a great start some of you may be asking, "w-where else is th-th-there for this horror show to g g-g g-go?" well, today we will be profiling a truly unnerving figure.

yes, today we will be setting our gaze against horror that peers back from a visage unknowable. our humanity is lost somewhere in the silent creep of its contorted, lanky, strangely-attired form.

oh, yes. today, we will be talking about the Slender Man.

a being of once challenged origins, the Slender Man--or Slenderman--is now commonly agreed to have made his debut in a photoshop contest at somethingawful.com aimed at spreading fake supernatural images to paranormal-themed conspiracy sites. eric knudsen--or "victor surge" online--quickly gained attention in the thread when he entered two black and white photographs of an unplaceable phantom-like figure. breaking format with previous submissions, eric punctuated these images by pairing each with a quote from alleged witnesses.

"we didn't want to go, we didn't want to kill them, but its persistent silence and outstretched arms horrified and comforted us at the same time…"

— 1983, photographer unknown, presumed dead.

"one of two recovered photographs from the stirling city library blaze. notable for being taken the day which fourteen children vanished and for what is referred to as 'The Slender Man'. deformities cited as film defects by officials. fire at library occurred one week later. actual photograph confiscated as evidence."

— 1986, photographer: mary thomas, missing since june 13th, 1986.

the entry was a fast hit, but no one could have predicted how far the mythos would spread off-site. it soon evolved its own genres of fanfiction, fanart, cosplay, and video series, and over time found itself cannibalized in an evermore unstable metanarrative.

Slender Man's powers would become almost limitless --  from teleportation, to shapeshifting, to mind control, it seemed almost nothing was outside the realm of possibility to the authors inspired by his mystique. and of all his known attributes, perhaps the most longstanding and notorious was his lanky arms, said to wander and outstretch as he lured his prey closer, and disintegrate into a mass of inescapable tentacles as they came into range.

soon after his first appearance online, Slender Man became a topic of discussion on popular late night radio program coast to coast am with george noory.

more recently, there have been incidents of children attempting to commit murder on behalf of the entity.

eventually, Slender Man became a meme.

although the legend is now widely accepted to have begun on a comedy forum, many interested in the subject warn he could still, very well, be real.

for now, we don't know. if we're lucky, perhaps we never will

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« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2014, 05:17 pm »

nobody tells me that i'm bad a reading graphs

you motherfuckers

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« Reply #44 on: November 11, 2014, 10:05 pm »

In "Me irl"

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« Reply #45 on: April 13, 2015, 11:25 pm »

From It's been too long since we had some good forum drama

I kinda miss arrace and I'm sorry for accidentally giving him the ability to delete his own account

It'd be great if someone got angry and left today (I'm looking at you Illiterati)

Eat shit!


Real original, you stupid motherfucker!

Citizen Snips has been banned

Good job, everyone! Another successful forum drama resolved.

Real original, you stupid motherfucker!

everyone knows a good forum drama is never resolved and everyone walks away angry, with shock waves of the incident continually felt for years

omg that's so funny I forgot you're a stupid motherfucker.

that comment is racist

That joke is more original than racism.

i can't believe this is isn't butter for you people

It takes one to know one, butter fucker!

Pineapple is pretty good on pizza

You are beneath my contempt.

I kinda like baseball.

You're out of line!

Fox News isn't comprised of actual horrible people

Millionth reference joke in the thread lol lol lol lol

Need Abe for it to really take off. I guess someone could always start talking about PWoT

Your shittiness has made me incontinent.

i'd like to think that we've reached a point in the forum life cycle where we can generate our own drama that stands on its own

Good post for me to poop on.

Oh yeah you would think that.

You're alright just kidding you're a stupid motherfucker.

yeah but is it art

it's your ass!

You people are stealing the pineapple off my pizza.

I will uppercut you into spikes.

Also, where's JRB at?

Don't double post you stupid motherfucker.


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Sorry everyone all your posts were great compared to this.

Im here but its time for you to check your privilege RummyLu.

Don't shove a fish up my ass and call me a bass player.

Sometimes you guys make fun of me and it makes me feel bad about myself.

Oy! You fucking cunt!

Im here but its time for you to check your privilege RummyLu.

Gonna check my fist into your nuts.

Objection! You're badgering my shitness.

This place operates like a 1980's high school movie and Remington is lead Heather.

You're the lead stupid motherfucker.

That makes you Ally Sheedy and me Judd Nelson's rebellious flowing overcoat.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad6Kx6oCnjc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad6Kx6oCnjc</a>

I call Judge Reinhold!

You make me drink Perrier in retrospect.

I'll wear blackface and be the token African American, but only if we can precede it with drama over how racist blackface is.

Black fuck in your ass!

I don't even like dragons!

I don't like my own balls. I guess that makes you an expert!

Keystone XL is good pleaze do it

Thing going in your butt.

MY wife.

What the fucking fuck. "MY wife." Jesus.

Ive heard that drivers should be more careful when there are cyclists around is this true

I want you to count to ten and slap me until you figure out what's wrong with you.


Fixed that for you.

is this thread racist?


There's only one racist and his name is you.


Wait a minute, I just let it sink in that you somehow managed to let arrace delete his account.

Fffffuuuuuuuuccckkk you!

Don't act like not fuck you because nobody's buying it.

Update: is this thread arraceist?

double discuss

I'm a giant penis and you're the worst thing that's happened to me today.

I would like to find out about this drama two years after the fact and remind everyone incessantly whenever I'm drunk

also jonas is a total uncle Tom something or other

I would like to find out you suck but we can't all be straight when we're drunk.

Puns are a good thing.

Oh, I get it, now that I see the image name. Fuck you.

i have laughed at a meme

Don't shit me around I know what you were laughing at.

i love too:

-Block ads

-piss on bin landens corpse

-rape culture

-culture club


-use amd processor

Here comes Illiterati with bad posts big surprise there.

i prefer forum tragicomedies

I prefer my foot so far up your ass it hurts both of us!

Hey did you guys hear that Rolling Stone did an article about how women lie about rape all the time to prevent fraternities from permitting negroes to join?

Pretty clever how you fucking sucked there.


Nice try. /self harm

Hey did you guys hear that Rolling Stone did an article about how women lie about rape all the time to prevent fraternities from permitting negroes to join?

Actually it's about ethics in Rolling Stone journalism.

I was starting to feel bad about my post before I saw this piece of shit.

love too fly a plane on a treadmill

I have lost all respect for your family.

only if it's presenting

only if it's presenting

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« Reply #46 on: June 29, 2015, 04:19 pm »

What's the lamest, most embarrassing thing everyone's j/o'd to? You're going to have to work pretty hard to beat my postage stamp from Tanzania
That's an interesting and wordy euphemism for your penis.

Yes, come on, get a dog up you, you rapscallion.
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« Reply #47 on: November 06, 2016, 10:27 am »

The press is openly calling for the UK to become a dictatorship. All it would take would be a forceful and charismatic leader to unite behind, so thank Christ all our politicians are wet, diseased looking fish faced inbred creepozoids unsucessfully imitating human behaviour.

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