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« on: April 26, 2010, 01:05 pm »

... but they might be Columbus and us Native Americans.



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« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2010, 01:49 pm »

He's got neuro-muscular dystrophy, why is he scared of space syphilis?
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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2010, 01:57 pm »

I've always wondered:

Who says we're not the first sentient life in our area of the galaxy to develop space travel? How do we know that the aliens would have discovered that sort of thing yet?
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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2010, 02:01 pm »

We are the only sentient life in our area of the galaxy, full stop.
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2010, 02:03 pm »

Well, we've never really been beyond the solar system, right? I guess if there were aliens nearby we might have noticed by now, though.
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2010, 02:26 pm »

If I was a betting man i'd say they were on mars.

No one would have believed in the last few years that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs, serene in their assurance of their empire over matter. It is possible that the infusoria under the microscope do the same. No one gave a thought to the older worlds of space as sources of human danger, or thought of them only to dismiss the idea of life upon them as impossible or improbable. It is curious to recall some of the mental habits of those departed days. At most terrestrial men fancied there might be other men upon Mars, perhaps inferior to themselves and ready to welcome a missionary enterprise. Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.
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« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2010, 02:42 pm »

That's great Gale, I love Shakespeare.
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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2010, 02:43 pm »

Gale, I wish you wouldn't ruin every thread in the forum with your whoring.
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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2010, 03:02 pm »

No, it's a good thing, I think we've identified Space Syphilis patient X.
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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2010, 06:35 pm »

Gale you are required by space law to wear a space condom.
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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2010, 04:43 am »

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« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2010, 08:31 am »

I had to ctr+v and then slightly edit the text. I think you are underestimating the work of my joke.
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« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2010, 10:16 am »

You got off easy. Just wait till you see how grossly I misconstrued everyone else's post.
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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2010, 02:33 pm »

If I was a betting man i'd say they were on mars.

No one would have believed in the last few years that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs, serene in their assurance of their empire over matter. It is possible that the infusoria under the microscope do the same. No one gave a thought to the older worlds of space as sources of human danger, or thought of them only to dismiss the idea of life upon them as impossible or improbable. It is curious to recall some of the mental habits of those departed days. At most terrestrial men fancied there might be other men upon Mars, perhaps inferior to themselves and ready to welcome a missionary enterprise. Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.

Oh come on, the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one!
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« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2010, 03:05 pm »

But still they come.
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« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2010, 05:10 pm »

Yeah but it takes longer if they're wearing a space condom.
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« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2010, 07:47 pm »

Less than a .01% chance of space failure, baby.
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« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2010, 09:10 pm »

That's "ABABY".
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« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2010, 11:35 pm »

I've always wondered:

Who says we're not the first sentient life in our area of the galaxy to develop space travel? How do we know that the aliens would have discovered that sort of thing yet?


That is an interesting point. But in the scenario that is being proposed, aliens land on earth, and the results of that are then debated. But the fact is the aliens in this hypothetical arrived here using space travel. They didn't arrive through powerful wizardry or something, unless "Powerful Wizardry" was the name of their starship.
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« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2010, 06:24 pm »

It is unwise to belittle Space Wizards, Stu. Look what happened to the Challenger.
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