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drunkpiano
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« Reply #80 on: October 11, 2010, 03:45 am »

I feel like I have been lied to by those motherfuckers, and it is getting me pissed.
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Honest Abe
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« Reply #81 on: October 11, 2010, 11:16 am »

well the whole christian thing isn't new. they "revealed" a while back that the whole "dark carnival" thing was about god, however this interview is still fucking magical...

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"So all those unpleasant characters in the songs," I ask, "like the narrator in I Stuck Her With My Wang, they're examples of people you shouldn't be?"

"Huh?" Violent J says.

"Well, it's very unpleasant," I say. "'I stuck her with my wang. She hit me in the balls. I grabbed her by her neck. And I bounced her off the walls. She said it was an accident and then apologised. But I still took my elbow and blackened both her eyes.' That's clearly a song about domestic violence. So your Christian message is... don't be like that man?"

"Huh?" Violent J repeats, mystified.

There's a silence.

"I Stuck Her With My Wang is funny," Violent J says. "Jokes. Jokes, man. Jokes. Jokes. Jokes. It's just a ridiculous scenario. Silly stories, man. Silly stories. What's she doing kicking him in the balls? We find it funny. But we're saying, while we're close, while we're hanging, hey, man, do you ever ask yourself what's in your riddle box? If you had to turn the crank today?"
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spaceboy
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« Reply #82 on: October 11, 2010, 11:35 am »

He pauses, then adds defiantly, "A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years…"

"Thousands," murmurs Shaggy.
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« Reply #83 on: October 12, 2010, 09:03 am »

Those bastards, this is like reading CS Lewis all over again. Allegory is just another word for LIES, DUDE.
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“This is true. This is not bullshit,” he declared. “In the year 2015, which according to my Gucci watch is next year,
nchammer326
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« Reply #84 on: December 01, 2010, 12:59 am »

Let's give a fuck: Sugar Slam's Super Live Toy Drive

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKWJvldhXpQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKWJvldhXpQ</a>

WITH THE TAGS, FAGS. WE DON'T WANT SOME KID'S HEAD CRABS
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« Reply #85 on: December 01, 2010, 02:08 am »

Jesus Christ that was painful to watch. Why can't they ever talk like normal people?
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« Reply #86 on: December 01, 2010, 04:51 am »

That would be like the sun not shining, the grass not growing, the kids not wanting mad shit
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« Reply #87 on: December 01, 2010, 08:14 am »

I'd hate to be the kid on the recieving end of this shit.
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« Reply #88 on: December 01, 2010, 08:24 am »

"Where are my motha fuckin' PREEEEESSSSEEEENNNNTSSSSSS"
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nchammer326
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« Reply #89 on: June 05, 2011, 02:36 am »

OH SHIT IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. BRACE YOURSELF FOR SOME FRESHNESS, MOTHAFUCKAAAA

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gKE67L97SA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gKE67L97SA</a>

Starting to strongly resemble the SNL parodies of these infommercials.

24:54 "Do you believe in ghosts? 'CAUSE WE CERTAINLY DO, BITCH." "BOO, MUTHAFUCKA."
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« Reply #90 on: July 04, 2011, 12:36 pm »

Can't you just smell the birth defects.

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cant wate till im 16 so i can go to that
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fuck you faggot you dont know shit. all your doin is bein a little bitch sitting on your computer and talking shit cuz no one likes you and your life sucks. if you dont like juggalos thats asll you but your an idiot to go on juggalo videos and start talking shit. you should just not go on these videos in the first place. go fucking suck a dick hater
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fuck you bitch and fuck your hating bitch ass FUCK THE SYSTEM TILL I DO ILL FUCK IT TILL IT CANT BUST NUTS ANYMORE AND ONCE IT CANT ILL BUST NUTS ON THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVED IN IT LIKE YOU GO ENJOY LIFE INSTEAD OF BEING A FUCKING IDIOT AND DOGGING ON PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO ENJOY LIFE AND PARTY AND NOT TAKE SO FUCKING SERIOUSLY IDGAF IF I DIE IN THE NEXT MINUTE OR THE NEXT 500 YEARS CAUSE I KNOW IVE LIVED MY LIFE TO THE FULLEST YOU PROBABLY CANT SAY THE SAME BITCH

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I hope Al-qaeda bombs this shitpile of genetic waste. Juggalos are faggots.

*trollface*
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SteelFan714
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« Reply #91 on: July 05, 2011, 04:50 pm »

So, Charlie Sheen is going to be pelted with rocks. Or bang fat clown chicks. Really hard to tell how they'll react to him.
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« Reply #92 on: August 14, 2011, 03:48 pm »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38aBMh-AWV0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38aBMh-AWV0</a>

Seems he was sort of pelted with shit. No word on whether he banged any fat clown chicks.
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« Reply #93 on: August 08, 2012, 09:32 am »



<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9y_2NbSu_E" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9y_2NbSu_E</a>

AUGUST 8 - 12, 2012
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« Reply #94 on: August 08, 2012, 03:45 pm »

MY GOD THAT'S TODAY!
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« Reply #95 on: August 08, 2012, 04:46 pm »

Ten people arrested before this year's Gathering even starts
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« Reply #96 on: August 08, 2012, 04:52 pm »

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So naturally the Illinois State Police started patrolling the area, making about “10 or 15 [arrests] in four or five hours,” including six drug charges and one for unpaid child support.

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« Reply #97 on: August 13, 2012, 10:38 am »

I'll bet he's regretting not bringing condoms to last year's meeting.
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« Reply #98 on: July 15, 2013, 06:29 pm »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7gHIxS9n7c" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7gHIxS9n7c</a>
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« Reply #99 on: July 15, 2013, 06:32 pm »

These guys aren't dead yet?
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