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Parcae
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« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2010, 07:31 pm »

You know, speaking as somebody who never heard an Insane Clown Posse song before this one, I really don't get the amount of hatred for this video. They're just saying that you should take a moment to enjoy the marvels of the natural world. Terry Pratchett said something similar in Small Gods, although, admittedly, he said it a lot better.

Now, if the complaints were that the song is boring and musically vapid, I could get that, because it is. But I don't get the hatred for the lyrics.
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« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2010, 08:11 pm »

It might be the part where he contemplates magnets and then gets mad at scientists, or where there is a zooming in scene with a middle aged white man wearing clown make up rapping between a woman's legs. It isn't so much the meaning behind the lyrics, it is the lyrics themselves. You cannot say that "MAGIC EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH" isn't hilarious.
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« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2010, 10:12 pm »

Hilarious, yes. But a lot of people seem to be finding them infuriating as well, which is what I don't get.
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« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2010, 10:23 pm »

Hilarious, yes. But a lot of people seem to be finding them infuriating as well, which is what I don't get.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present to you Exhibit A:

Knuckle deep in dust
Edges played with rust
I started to get pissed
You're the lucky one

This lamp is all I get
A worthless piece of shit
But once I rubbed it clean
You're the lucky one

A genie popped on the scene
Brought true my every dream

[Chorus]
I was like
BLAAAM! Free hoes
BLAAAM! Nyquil
BLAAAM! Faygo
Anything I want

I was like
BLAAAM! Sharp axe
BLAAAM! Good weed
BLAAAM! Hot tracks
Everything I need

Genie in a bottle, and they are asking for Nyquil and Faygo. They're fucking retards.
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« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2010, 01:39 am »

What the fuck is faygo?
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« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2010, 01:45 am »

Cheap, generic brand soda. Akin to Dr. Thunder or Mountain Lightning, or whatever they call it wherever you live. It tastes like poor white trash, so these fuckers love it.
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« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2010, 02:00 am »

Knuckle deep in dust
Edges played with rust
I started to get pissed
You're the lucky one

This lamp is all I get
A worthless piece of shit
But once I rubbed it clean
You're the lucky one

A genie popped on the scene
Brought true my every dream

[Chorus]
I was like
BLAAAM! Free hoes
BLAAAM! Nyquil
BLAAAM! Faygo
Anything I want

I was like
BLAAAM! Sharp axe
BLAAAM! Good weed
BLAAAM! Hot tracks
Everything I need

You should put that in spermus's cadence thread.
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« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2010, 06:26 pm »

OK I looked up and Faygo is known as Shasta around the west coast. Why would you magically get that shit? I went and bought a can for a quarter and threw it away after two drinks.
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« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2010, 04:07 am »

They don't drink it, they use it for Faygo Showers!
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« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2010, 08:28 am »

Which is like golden showers, but worse.
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« Reply #30 on: April 16, 2010, 10:14 am »

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« Reply #31 on: April 16, 2010, 10:46 am »

Nice motivator, dude
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« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2010, 08:35 am »

in a surprising twist of relevancy and humor, snl spit this out last night:

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HyperGlavin
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« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2010, 10:09 am »

Here's something I found entirely by accident: that ICP video syncs up pretty well with Regurgitator's Freshmint.

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« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2010, 10:35 am »

A rebuttal.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/1629-Scientists-Rebuttal-to-ICP
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« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2010, 10:37 am »

That was painful.
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« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2010, 10:37 am »

It isn't mine.
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Melancholic Goat
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« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2010, 10:38 am »

Oh right, well in that case-

No wait, it's still cringe-inducingly bad.
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« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2010, 10:40 am »

Just clarifying. In retrospect, yes, you are correct.
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« Reply #39 on: April 20, 2010, 01:44 am »

It isn't mine.

DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU DIDN'T MAKE THAT VIDEO FOR THE ESCAPIST

I THOUGHT EVERYTHING THAT EVERYONE EVER LINKED WAS MADE BY THEM

I AM ACTUALLY SHAGGY 2 DOPE

WHAT DID EVERYONE THINK OF MY SONG
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