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Katastrophikus
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« on: June 17, 2017, 08:30 am »

Last night, I went to a friend's fancy dress party.

He dressed up as Bob Marley.

He wore blackface. Dude, what the actual fuck!
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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2017, 08:32 am »

I just went to lunch with a friend couple of my wife and I. I know the wife quite well, but today I got to know the husband. He's a 9/11 and Moon-Landing Truther.

I tried to set him straight but, fuck...
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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2017, 02:46 pm »

Last night, I went to a friend's fancy dress party.

He dressed up as Bob Marley.

He wore blackface. Dude, what the actual fuck!
Yeah, don't say anything on social media. Tell him what the fuck to his face.
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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2017, 08:15 pm »



One of these guys is my stepdad

The speech bubble says "I love the Friday Night Fuckers bigley" (the Fuckers is what they call the group of 5-6 old dudes in their neighborhood who hang out like every weekend)

Posted with the caption "Our Friday night crew letting Kathy Griffin know her antics are not amusing"
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2017, 01:48 am »

Last night, I went to a friend's fancy dress party.

He dressed up as Bob Marley.

He wore blackface. Dude, what the actual fuck!
Yeah, don't say anything on social media. Tell him what the fuck to his face.
Yeah, that was my approach, but I still needed to vent.
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2017, 11:23 pm »

They're all wearing cargo shorts

That's how you KNOW they fuck
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« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2017, 01:58 am »

That's not true. Two of them are just wearing regular shorts like a couple of no-fucking losers.
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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2017, 02:27 pm »

Do that use the hand hole for glory once the camera gets put away?
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2017, 01:55 am »

They use it to give the world's smallest hand job, all the while telling them it's Huge!
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