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« on: April 08, 2016, 07:59 am »

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(A website documenting the abhorrent habit of restaurants to get fancy and serve food on useless garbage.)
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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2016, 11:00 pm »

Good job, this entertains me
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« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2016, 04:54 pm »

Is that photo supposed to be of a meal, evilspud?

It looks like something you'd find beside an autopsy table.
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« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2016, 05:34 pm »

That is fancy plating at a restaurant that also serves "almond foam" according to that menu.
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2016, 01:19 am »

I can't stop yelling at my monitor. These people need to be tried for culinary hate crimes.
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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2016, 03:16 pm »

If, back in the day, my mum and dad had gone out to a fancy meal and they'd been served their dinner on a shovel, I reckon dad would've chinned the waiter for taking the piss. And he was not a violent man.
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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2016, 10:08 pm »

y'all can talk shit all you want but those little teensy shopping carts are amazing
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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2016, 11:33 pm »

I do enjoy my fried foods served in a conical serving implement
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« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2016, 06:07 am »

like a road sized pylon
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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2016, 08:02 am »

If I'm getting my fries in a bucket or a cone-wrapped newspaper, I expect to be able to walk around and antagonize seagulls, which I'm guessing at most of these restaurants is frowned upon.
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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2016, 03:16 pm »

Most of those restaurants would think of a seagull as an ideal serving platter.
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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2016, 04:27 pm »

Do you think the seagulls would be pissed about it?
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« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2016, 04:30 pm »

do you think you could train the seagulls to push around the tiny shopping carts?
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« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2016, 04:38 pm »

If it was filled with fries, yeah. 
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« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2016, 11:37 am »

I think my favorite is the pork urinal cakes. Appetizing.
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« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2016, 12:14 pm »

I feel so badly for the busboys and dishwashers who have to figure out this shit.
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« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2016, 03:36 pm »

I wonder if you've got a colostomy bag and go to one of these restaurants they'll get terribly confused and think you're wearing the order for table 16?
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« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2016, 02:40 pm »

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