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Chronicles
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« on: September 15, 2015, 02:48 am »

From the slums of Shaolin, Wu-Tang Clan strikes again
The RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Inspecktah Deck, Raekwon the Chef
You-God, Ghost Face Killer and the Method Man

M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN

Hey, you, get off my cloud
You don't know me and you don't know my style
Who be gettin' flam when they come to a jam?
Here I am here I am, the Method Man
Patty cake patty cake hey the method man
Don't eat Skippy, Jif or Peter Pan
Peanut butter, 'cause I'm not butter
In fact I snap back like a rubber
Band, I be Sam Sam I am
And I don't eat green eggs and ham
Style will hit ya, wham!, then goddamn
You be like oh shit that's the jam
Turn it up now hear me get buck wu-wu-wild
I'm about to blow light me up
Upside downside inside and outside
Hittin you from every angle there's no doubt
I am, the one and only Method Man
The master of the plan wrappin' shit like Saran
Wrap, with some of this and some of that
Hold up (what?) I tawt I tat I putty tat
Over there, but I think he best to beware
Of the diggy dog shit right here
Yippy yippy yay yippy yah yippy yo
Like Deck said this ain't your average flow
Comin' like rah ooh ah achie kah
Tell me how ya like it so far baby paw
The poetry's in motion coast to coast and
Rub it on your skin like lotion
What's the commotion, oh my lord
Another corn chopped by the Wu-Tang sword
Hey hey hey like Fat Albert
It's the Method Man ain't no if ands about it
It's the Method

All right, y'all get ya White Owls, get ya meth, get ya skins
Don't forget your forty
And we gonna do it like this

I got, fat bags of skunk
I got, White Owl blunts
And I'm about to go get lifted
Yes I'm about to go get lifted

I got, myself a forty
I got, myself a shorty
And I'm about to go and stick it
Yes I'm about to go and stick it

Uhh
H-U-F-F huff and I puff
Blow like snow when the cold wind's blowin'
Zoom, I hit the mic like boom
Wrote a song about it like to hear it here it goes
Question what exactly is a pantie raider
Ill behavior savior or major flavor
All of the above oh yeah plus I do so
Also flam I'm the man call me super
Not an average Joe with an average flow
Doing average things with average hoes
Yo I'm super I'll make a bitch squirm
For my, Super Sperm (check it)
Check it I give it to ya raw butt naked
I smell sex pass the Method
Let's get lifted as I kick ballistics
Missiles and shoot game like a pistol
Clip is loaded when I click bang dang
A Wu-Tang slug hits your brain
J-U-M-P jump and I thump
Make girls rumps like pump and Humpty Hump
Wow, the Shaolin' style is all in me
Child, the whole damn isle is callin' me
P-A-N-T-Y R-A-I-D-E-R mad raw I don't cry
Meaning no one can burn or toss and turn me
Ooh I be the super sperm
Chim chimmeny chim chim cherie
Freak a flow and flow fancy free
Now how many licks does it take
For me to hit the Tootsie Roll center of a break
Peep and don't sleep the crews mad deep Wu-Tang
Fading motherfuckers like bleach
So to each and every crew
You're clear like glass I can see right through
You're whole damn posse be catchin' 'em all cause you vic'd
And ya didn't have friends to begin with
I'm

M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN

Here I am, here I am, the Method Man

Straight from the slums of Shaolin
Wu-Tang Killa Bee's on a swarm
(Your soul have just been taken through the 36 chambers of death, kid)
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Chronicles
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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2015, 02:50 am »

apologies to U-God, that was copy-pasted
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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2015, 01:09 pm »

So is this a serious thread about alcoholism? Or what is this?
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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2015, 09:11 pm »

Chronicles it's okay man, we're here if you need to talk about it.

Please don't drive tonight.
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C'mon stop being a dick just screenshot the best bits for us.
Chronicles
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2015, 01:49 am »

Wow this was a good idea
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2015, 01:57 am »

Also thank you for the warning to not drive home 18 hours later spud
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2015, 01:58 am »

(I was at home the whole time if anyone was worried)
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2015, 09:13 am »

So it's safe to presume this isn't really a Sanctum thread about alcoholism, but rather a Dumbtown thread about Chronicles not being able to handle his shit?
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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2015, 02:31 pm »

I handle shit all day every day, which is why they don't let me go to the zoo anymore
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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2015, 07:43 pm »

So it's safe to presume this isn't really a Sanctum thread about alcoholism, but rather a Dumbtown thread about Chronicles not being able to handle his shit?

No, this is a thread about the lyrics to the Wu-Tang Clan song Method Man.
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« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2015, 09:18 pm »

You've got to learn to do a better close reading of music, Bond.
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« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2015, 03:28 am »

Subtext is not my strongest suit
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