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« on: June 25, 2015, 06:19 am »

Hey everyone, and welcome to Dragon Mountain After Dark. This is where we talk about the more mature and risqué topics that are otherwise frowned upon in the other forums. This area is 18+ only so if you're underaged you better get out now!!!






Alright, now that the kids are gone I'm going to start off with a topic that is near and dear to my heart: jerking off my dick. Who else likes to jerk off their dick? Or as other may call it, "pounding your hog," "crankin' the old shaft," "yanking your pud," etc, etc.

What's your favorite jerking technique? Do you JO alone or with bros? This is a safe space, so please feel free to speak you're brane.
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2015, 06:28 am »

I FUCKIN LOVE TOO POUND OFF!!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2015, 09:52 am »

are you under 18? please leave this thread now and DO NOT click this following spoiler!!!!!


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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2015, 01:57 pm »

I've never even seen a R movie
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2015, 02:38 pm »

nothign better than greasing up my pork hose and having a j/o in the afternoon
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2015, 02:39 pm »

(if i'm in a pinch i'll use the web browser on my nintendo 3ds)
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2015, 03:06 pm »

What's the lamest, most embarrassing thing everyone's j/o'd to? You're going to have to work pretty hard to beat my postage stamp from Tanzania
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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2015, 05:23 pm »

the momentary sense of self-worth I got from having my boss say "good job"
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2015, 06:45 pm »

i will jack it (my d ick) to any thing, anywear
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2015, 12:30 am »

What's the lamest, most embarrassing thing everyone's j/o'd to? You're going to have to work pretty hard to beat my postage stamp from Tanzania
That's an interesting and wordy euphemism for your penis.
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2015, 12:58 am »

I have never and will never do the illegal crime of jerking off my p*nis
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2015, 02:35 am »

I grew a dick and then jerked it just so I could join in this thread!
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2015, 03:51 am »

My biggest fear is that someone will see me jerking off some day and mock my technique. Imagine if you go through life jerking off all wrong and weird. Makes you think...
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« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2015, 04:09 am »

#damnitstrue
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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2015, 06:25 am »

Y'all be animals
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« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2015, 08:10 am »

Here's a very NSFW gif about an adult subject:


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« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2015, 08:19 am »

I know what I'll be pounding off to tonight!
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« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2015, 10:32 am »

You are all a bunch of filthy animals. I disapprove of this thread mightily and refuse to contribute any further to the disgusting contents within. It is offensive to my sensibilities. Frankly, this is a complete and utter waste of my precious time, time that could have been better spent on jacking it to a picture of some fruits in a bowl
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« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2015, 12:45 pm »

Or a bowl in some fruit, if you catch my drift.

... I don't catch my drift.
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« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2015, 01:42 pm »

Well, you can tell by the band-aids on my tube
I'm a beehive man: no time for lube
Buzzin' loud and honey warm, I've been stung around
By the whole swarm
And now it's all right, it's OK
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The colony's effect on man

Whether you're a brother or whether you're another
You're rapin' a hive, rapin' a hive
Feel the stinger breakin' and every bee shakin'
And we're rapin' a hive, rapin' a hive
Ow, ow, ow, oh, rapin' a hive, rapin' a hive
Ow, ow, ow, oh, rapin' a hive

Well now, I get in and I get out
And if I can't get either, I really shout
Got the stings of heaven on my tube
I'm a swollen man and I just can't lose
You know it's all right, it's ok
I'll live to see another day
We can try to understand
The colony's effect on man

Whether you're a brother or whether you're another
You're rapin' a hive, rapin' a hive
Feel the stinger breakin' and every bee shakin'
And we're rapin' a hive, rapin' a hive
Ow, ow, ow, oh, rapin' a hive, rapin' a hive
Ow, ow, ow, oh, rapin' a hive

Swarm goin' nowhere, somebody help bees
Somebody help bees, yeah
Swarm goin' nowhere, somebody help bees, yeah

Well, you can tell by the band-aids on my tube
I'm a beehive man: no time for lube
Buzzin' loud and honey warm, I've been stung around
By the whole swarm
And now it's all right, it's OK
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The colony's effect on man

Whether you're a brother or whether you're another
You're rapin' a hive, rapin' a hive
Feel the stinger breakin' and every bee shakin'
And we're rapin' a hive, rapin' a hive
Ow, ow, ow, oh, rapin' a hive, rapin' a hive
Ow, ow, ow, oh, rapin' a hive

Swarm goin' nowhere, somebody help bees
Somebody help bees, yeah
Swarm goin' nowhere, somebody help bees, yeah
I'm rapin' a hive
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