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Question: What is the Best Nut?
Almond   -4 (9.1%)
Cashew   -13 (29.5%)
Chestnut   -0 (0%)
Hazelnut   -2 (4.5%)
Macadamia   -6 (13.6%)
Peanut   -6 (13.6%)
Pecan   -3 (6.8%)
Pine nut   -0 (0%)
Pistachio   -8 (18.2%)
Walnut   -1 (2.3%)
I have a nut allergy, you insensitive bastard.   -1 (2.3%)
Total Voters: 44

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BSam
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« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2014, 06:41 pm »

Nuts?!

It's you guys who are nuts!

Yeah!
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« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2014, 06:48 pm »

I'm only linking to this as an example of how to rank nuts completely and utterly incorrectly.
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« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2014, 06:51 pm »

nutted but she still suckin
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« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2014, 06:53 pm »

Almonds are like 5th at best.
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« Reply #24 on: October 27, 2014, 06:53 pm »

Macadamia are clearly best
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« Reply #25 on: October 27, 2014, 07:00 pm »

that list has both hazelnuts and filberts, but not cobnuts, what a dumb list
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« Reply #26 on: October 27, 2014, 08:05 pm »

Half those nuts are used as decoration to grow old on family room coffee tables anyway.
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« Reply #27 on: October 27, 2014, 09:06 pm »

I like macadamias.
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« Reply #28 on: October 27, 2014, 09:33 pm »

MACADAMIA NUTS ARE FOR FOOLS
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« Reply #29 on: October 27, 2014, 09:52 pm »

Cashews are for nut novices. 
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« Reply #30 on: October 27, 2014, 09:56 pm »

MACADAMIA NUTS ARE FOR FOOLS GOOD AND NICE

I agree.
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« Reply #31 on: October 27, 2014, 09:58 pm »

Nuts is the same
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« Reply #32 on: October 27, 2014, 10:12 pm »



This movie was nuts!
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« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2014, 10:38 pm »

Cashews are for nut novices. 

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« Reply #34 on: October 27, 2014, 10:39 pm »

This thread is too dangerous, its tearing us apart. For the greater good, we must end it.
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« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2014, 11:22 pm »

We need an expert opinion. It's time to call in The Nutty Professor.
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« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2014, 11:50 pm »

walnuts make my mouth all itchy but I still like 'em!
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« Reply #37 on: October 28, 2014, 01:22 am »

Those were caterpillars.
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« Reply #38 on: October 28, 2014, 02:13 am »

Cashews are winning?

What the hell is wrong with you people? Cashews are the worst nut.
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« Reply #39 on: October 28, 2014, 02:16 am »

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