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Illiterati
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« on: August 22, 2014, 10:27 am »

guys, i just found out my dick works


how is babby formed? how girl get pragnent??? apparently through fucking
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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2014, 10:36 am »

Dear Illiterati,

Congratulations on having a functioning penis.

Sincerely,

The Dragon Mountain Team
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boron
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let me live my anime life


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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2014, 11:01 am »

way to fertilize ovum, bro
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Joseph Nistal
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lep


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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2014, 11:35 am »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w1DsOA-1pM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w1DsOA-1pM</a>

Nice work! Time to be a family man!
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Lukeington
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business


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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2014, 11:49 am »

that poor girl
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laktose
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SLAM DRUNK


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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2014, 11:54 am »

Way to fertilize that egg, dogg!
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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2014, 12:12 pm »

congratulations, lit's dong
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but it's not so great when you consider that it's coming from an alive lady
Chronicles
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2014, 01:46 pm »

Way to sex!
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Wibblewobble
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2014, 02:14 pm »

Congrats to spermatozoon #12,415,609!

Wait...it's not just for peeing?

brb
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2014, 05:13 pm »

yaaay more brown people

raise them to hate whitey, illit
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<TDF> Karlski only has one rule
<TDF> And that rule is "get fucked"
Illiterati
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2014, 06:08 pm »

i'm raising my child to be the Chosen One Who Cleanses The Earth Of The White Devil, if that's fine with you honkies
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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2014, 06:49 pm »

All of the times you said that you had a weird, fucked-up dick were a lie. You lied to us for years.
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Metsfan
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2014, 07:09 pm »

Imagine all the things your baby can be irl
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pingollum
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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2014, 07:19 pm »

is this the thred whare we post dic picks ????

oh god i have wated for so long
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Not A Spatula
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« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2014, 12:06 am »

I'm LEAVING! I HATE you!
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nameinuse2
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« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2014, 12:34 am »

heyy careful with that thing it's armed
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RummyLu
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« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2014, 12:47 am »

Nice fucking work Lit! Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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jimbob
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« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2014, 04:48 am »

This is Terrible news
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« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2014, 10:25 am »

Congratulations Lit! Can I have it?
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« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2014, 01:49 am »

Wait a minute, this thread isn't about knobs with jobs, as I was led to believe.

Congrats anyway, I guess.
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Yes, come on, get a dog up you, you rapscallion.
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