Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
August 20, 2017, 09:34 pm

Updated Topics | Recent Unread Topics
Home Help Search Login Register

+  Dragon Mountain
|-+  Forum
| |-+  General Discussion
| | |-+  Going to live in the United States of AmeriKKKa. Need help.
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 Print
Author Topic: Going to live in the United States of AmeriKKKa. Need help.  (Read 12292 times)
Illiterati
sex fucker
Deathfat


ʕノᴥʔノ ︵ ┻━┻


View Profile
« Reply #60 on: February 10, 2016, 03:36 am »

I'm across the border in Canada! It's like Michigan, only not as shitty!

where in canada because i'm going to go to canada in april for a work thing

Toronto

It is literally the best city in Canada. LITERALLY

I am actually for real irl going to Toronto!!!!!!!
Logged

8====D~~~~~~~~~~(( |
Illiterati
sex fucker
Deathfat


ʕノᴥʔノ ︵ ┻━┻


View Profile
« Reply #61 on: February 10, 2016, 03:38 am »

I guess they heard you were coming? http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/this-michigan-legislator-is-attempting-to-ban-sodomy-while-the-flint-water-crisis-rages-on/
Quote
the Michigan Senate passed a bill outlawing anal sex and labeling it as a felony.

i guess my first day in america aslo marks my first day as a felon
Logged

8====D~~~~~~~~~~(( |
Lukeington
Literally 15


business


View Profile
« Reply #62 on: February 10, 2016, 04:25 pm »

a pair of pants I like to wear to work/fancy places were made in the philippines but I shrunk 'em in the wash and now my butt looks TOO good... can you bring me some more?
Logged
Illiterati
sex fucker
Deathfat


ʕノᴥʔノ ︵ ┻━┻


View Profile
« Reply #63 on: March 21, 2017, 07:17 am »

Hi I am going to AmeriKKKa this May
Logged

8====D~~~~~~~~~~(( |
Wibblewobble
Pug Club President


May contain nuts


View Profile
« Reply #64 on: March 21, 2017, 02:51 pm »

Logged

Citizen Snips
♖♘♗♕♔♗♘♖ ♙♙♙♙♙♙♙♙ ♟♟♟♟♟♟♟♟ ♜♞♝♛♚♝♞♜
Probably a postbot


Der Zorn Gottes


View Profile
« Reply #65 on: March 21, 2017, 09:30 pm »

Where?
Logged

Illiterati
sex fucker
Deathfat


ʕノᴥʔノ ︵ ┻━┻


View Profile
« Reply #66 on: March 23, 2017, 12:55 pm »



Common misconception that originated from a Spanish friar mishearing information. We actually cannibalize our testicles.
Logged

8====D~~~~~~~~~~(( |
Illiterati
sex fucker
Deathfat


ʕノᴥʔノ ︵ ┻━┻


View Profile
« Reply #67 on: March 23, 2017, 12:55 pm »

Where?

Maybe Ciudad De Los Angeles, but I will know for sure in a week.
Logged

8====D~~~~~~~~~~(( |
Citizen Snips
♖♘♗♕♔♗♘♖ ♙♙♙♙♙♙♙♙ ♟♟♟♟♟♟♟♟ ♜♞♝♛♚♝♞♜
Probably a postbot


Der Zorn Gottes


View Profile
« Reply #68 on: March 24, 2017, 12:04 am »

I'm leaving LA in mid/late May so hopefully the timing works out :) :) :)
Logged

fermun
Mod



View Profile
« Reply #69 on: March 24, 2017, 11:55 pm »

Are you two going to..... negotiate a deal by which you transfer the lease of a rent-controlled apartment?????
Logged
Illiterati
sex fucker
Deathfat


ʕノᴥʔノ ︵ ┻━┻


View Profile
« Reply #70 on: March 31, 2017, 08:34 am »

Let's meet up in Los Angeles California on the 27th of May, 2017. I'll be wearing a black t-shirt and jeans.
Logged

8====D~~~~~~~~~~(( |
Citizen Snips
♖♘♗♕♔♗♘♖ ♙♙♙♙♙♙♙♙ ♟♟♟♟♟♟♟♟ ♜♞♝♛♚♝♞♜
Probably a postbot


Der Zorn Gottes


View Profile
« Reply #71 on: April 02, 2017, 11:50 am »

I'll have left by then, but you can have my tiny studio apartment until the end of May.
Logged

laktose
Unbanned


SLAM DRUNK


View Profile
« Reply #72 on: April 04, 2017, 01:11 pm »

You can jerk off all over his tiny studio apartment, dude
Logged

i love too laugh with, my pals on this web sight
Wibblewobble
Pug Club President


May contain nuts


View Profile
« Reply #73 on: April 05, 2017, 11:49 am »

That's the Californian equivalent of scent-marking, I guess.
Logged

Illiterati
sex fucker
Deathfat


ʕノᴥʔノ ︵ ┻━┻


View Profile
« Reply #74 on: May 03, 2017, 07:05 am »

Hi guys meet me at LAX at 10 AM on the 27th of May. I'll be the guy wearing the Guns N Roses t-shirt (Appetite For Destruction album cover).
Logged

8====D~~~~~~~~~~(( |
Citizen Snips
♖♘♗♕♔♗♘♖ ♙♙♙♙♙♙♙♙ ♟♟♟♟♟♟♟♟ ♜♞♝♛♚♝♞♜
Probably a postbot


Der Zorn Gottes


View Profile
« Reply #75 on: May 03, 2017, 01:12 pm »

Turns out the city has to demolish my tiny studio apartment as soon as I leave, sorry.
Logged

CatAstrophe
Gay Dolphin Sex
Hurker



View Profile
« Reply #76 on: May 08, 2017, 12:22 am »

You know, with the was Los Angeles is right now I'm not even sure whether you're joking or not.
Logged

fermun   haha, if killing babies offends you, this may not be the show for you
Citizen Snips
♖♘♗♕♔♗♘♖ ♙♙♙♙♙♙♙♙ ♟♟♟♟♟♟♟♟ ♜♞♝♛♚♝♞♜
Probably a postbot


Der Zorn Gottes


View Profile
« Reply #77 on: May 08, 2017, 01:55 am »

I'm not! Demolition begins the day I leave apparently.
Logged

Nedroid
Presented by Louis Vuitton
Buddy Friend Pal


Astronaut


View Profile WWW
« Reply #78 on: May 08, 2017, 08:38 am »

What did you do
Logged
CatAstrophe
Gay Dolphin Sex
Hurker



View Profile
« Reply #79 on: May 08, 2017, 03:33 pm »

He gentrified
Logged

fermun   haha, if killing babies offends you, this may not be the show for you
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 Print 
Jump to:  


Login with username, password and session length

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.11 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!