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« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2014, 07:45 pm »

Hey I live in chicago!

Basically as long as you dont go too far south or west of the center of the city, you're fine. That's where most of the murdercrime is. But yeah like fermun said you shouldn't really have a reason to be going out there anyway.
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« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2014, 08:35 pm »

yo I'm in southwest chicago come drink some free beer just knock on doors asking what up til you find me
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« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2014, 01:17 pm »

Update: My wife just received news that the employer she was supposed to work for just reneged on the deal because she doesn't have enough hospital experience as a staff nurse, so our move to the states likely just got postponed indefinitely. YAY!!!!!!!
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« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2014, 01:25 pm »

Bad news though because we've already paid for the visa fees (non-refundable), and I don't really know all the details but you have to have a sponsor (i.e. employer) for it, and since the sponsor backed out we just threw away US$1000 :(
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« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2014, 01:53 pm »

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« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2014, 02:04 pm »

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« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2014, 02:26 pm »

That's a bummer. Tell the States that unless they let you in you'll flog the visas to Jihadists. I'm sure that'll help.
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« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2014, 03:40 pm »

Stowaway on a drone!
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« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2014, 10:41 pm »

Just look up at the night sky and give a whistle. One of our government trained eagles should be by shortly to fly you and your wife to Michigan's Faygo tinted shores. You'll need to pay extra to bring your luggage over though. Eagle food ain't cheap (but in all seriousness I'm sorry to hear about the visa fees going down the drain because that's all kinds of shitty)
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« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2014, 11:20 pm »

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« Reply #30 on: July 30, 2014, 03:22 am »

COME TO PRAGUE!


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« Reply #31 on: July 30, 2014, 09:08 am »

We actually lost US$2000 because it's 1k per person :( :( :(
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« Reply #32 on: July 30, 2014, 06:21 pm »

Thanks Obama
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« Reply #33 on: July 30, 2014, 09:34 pm »

What are you going to do with all those WMDs you bought for the occasion?
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« Reply #34 on: July 31, 2014, 10:48 pm »

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« Reply #35 on: August 02, 2014, 05:02 am »

death to america
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« Reply #36 on: August 03, 2014, 10:06 pm »

god if you are real please kill all america
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« Reply #37 on: August 04, 2014, 10:46 pm »

god if you are real please kill all america

Joke's on you buddy!
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« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2016, 10:47 am »

Uh oh, looks like the moving to america issue has been revived AGAIN because apparently we can now go to america any time. GOD DAMN IT I HATE AMERICA
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« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2016, 12:40 pm »

are ya gonna
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