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« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2014, 07:43 am »

I want a well trained MMA enthusiast - or possibly an amateur cage fighter - to strangle me with his thighs jiu jitsu style
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« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2014, 08:07 am »

I wanna overdose on weed, just straight up die from a weed overdose like Kurt Cobain
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« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2014, 01:56 pm »

I want to hold so many farts in that in my bowels are a millions little explosions and when they cut me open to see how it will smell so bad it will kill the medical examiner.
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« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2014, 02:15 pm »

priapism
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« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2014, 04:12 am »

Beaten to death by shitty ninjas, while I criticise their awful fighting technique and cheap costumes.
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« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2014, 07:10 pm »

<----- DEAD SEXY
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« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2014, 02:36 am »

Shocked to death by hearing the news that religious fundamentalists have all decided that their gods actually think everyone should be nice to each other and that they should try to make the world a better place to live in (and that this does not involve killing other people); and that all the worlds politicians have decided that no matter what part of the political spectrum they inhabit they should work with their opposing numbers for the common good instead of spending more time trying to damage opposing parties' chances of election.

But more likely by having life support switched off after falling into a drug induced coma that made me dream that the above was in any way possible.
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« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2014, 03:28 am »

by gunshot at the zoo
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« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2014, 03:38 am »

Eating a bunch of bees and getting stung all over my guts until I die sounds pretty cool
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« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2014, 06:56 am »

I want obama to kill me
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« Reply #30 on: January 17, 2014, 07:48 am »

That would be worth it just so you could sarcastically thank him.
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« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2014, 10:05 am »

Fuck it, I wanna die partying with ONION BIDEN
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« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2014, 10:07 am »

THE PRESIDENT OF VICE
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« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2014, 10:36 am »

I want to order a dildo from Amazon and have one of their delivery drones shoot it through my head from outer space or whatever
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« Reply #34 on: January 21, 2014, 10:50 am »

I want to be involved in some kind of hilarious mishap that sends me back in time, only to have my head violently torn off my body from a cannonball fired by Napoleon Bonaparte's army
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« Reply #35 on: January 21, 2014, 11:40 am »

i want to drink coffee until my heart stops
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« Reply #36 on: January 21, 2014, 03:04 pm »

Nibbled to death by an okapi over a period of 11 and a half months, finally expiring on New Year's Eve as just a head and a stump of spinal cord.

No wait, being in the wrong place at the wrong time when Godzilla takes a dump.
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« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2014, 07:59 pm »

I want to go peacefully in my sleep, surrounded by friends and loved ones, and one creepy stranger that nobody knows why he's there and he.
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« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2014, 08:46 pm »

I want incredibly muscular actor Terry Crews to hold my head in the crook of his right arm and squeeze so tightly that my eyes pop out of my skull as I were Large Marge from Pee Wee's Big Adventure
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« Reply #39 on: January 22, 2014, 08:37 am »

I want to accidentally fall into the mouth of an elephant I adopted from the zoo. His name is Chompy.
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