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Ishliquor
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« Reply #100 on: March 16, 2016, 06:18 pm »

I guess it depends on what they're laced with.
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laktose
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« Reply #101 on: March 17, 2016, 01:37 pm »

Fuck you >:(
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« Reply #102 on: March 18, 2016, 01:54 am »

I guess it depends on what they're laced with.

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jimbob
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« Reply #103 on: March 18, 2016, 08:34 am »

i want my demise to be intersectional
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CatAstrophe
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« Reply #104 on: March 18, 2016, 09:57 am »

The intersection of a knife into your throat?
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fermun   haha, if killing babies offends you, this may not be the show for you
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« Reply #105 on: March 18, 2016, 11:01 am »

i want to be involved in a surprise stick-up at McDonald's and have the robber shoot me over and over while i'm scrambling to find change for my big bag of shitty food.
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Ishliquor
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« Reply #106 on: March 18, 2016, 06:35 pm »

Fuck you >:(

Maybe I'll get done in by laktose's intolerance.
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Karlski
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« Reply #107 on: March 18, 2016, 07:03 pm »

i want to bleed to death on the floor of a gymnasium after I lift so hard that my arms tear off
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DiegoInglewood
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« Reply #108 on: March 19, 2016, 02:45 pm »

i want someone to Donkey Kong punch me in the head so hard that my heart falls out of my ass
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« Reply #109 on: March 19, 2016, 02:45 pm »

what if a rabid dog bit my weiner clean off and i bled to death with blood just gushing out of the hole where my weiner was. what if it left my long weird dad balls in place so it'd look all fucked up and gross and weird. pretty cool
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Wibblewobble
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« Reply #110 on: March 20, 2016, 02:14 pm »

Your icky bits would look like a jowly blood-soaked Father Christmas. Pretty cool.

What if my winkle got caught in the doors of one of those glass elevators you get in skyscraper atriums, and people in the atrium would watch as I was dragged up 20 floors by my willy, screaming and scrabbling at the doors?
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« Reply #111 on: March 20, 2016, 02:48 pm »

This thread reminds me of working in the factory. I want to get fucked up the ass by a cloned wooly mammoth until my whole body is bloated with mammoth cum, and just when I'm about to choke to death on the unceasing stream of mammoth cum that I'm barfing, the mammoth stomps on me and I explode like a mammoth cum water balloon.
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Chronicles
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« Reply #112 on: March 20, 2016, 11:16 pm »

oh, spermus!

*laugh track*

dragon mountain will return after these messages
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Chronicles
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« Reply #113 on: March 20, 2016, 11:16 pm »

dragon mountain has been cancelled. spermus died on the way back to his home planet
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Katastrophikus
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« Reply #114 on: March 21, 2016, 12:27 am »

You had me at Mammoth cum water balloon.
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« Reply #115 on: March 21, 2016, 01:29 am »

RIP spermus, died back on the way to Clone Mammoth Cum Factory Planet, also known as B-61269MCWB
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« Reply #116 on: March 21, 2016, 01:35 am »

adieu spermus, mon petit prince, repose en paix
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« Reply #117 on: March 21, 2016, 04:14 am »

i want to die in a jihad
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« Reply #118 on: March 21, 2016, 05:13 am »

i want to die in a JOhad
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« Reply #119 on: March 21, 2016, 05:30 am »

i want to die in a Jared's Fine Jewelry
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