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« on: March 27, 2010, 11:28 am »

I heard that a study was conducted recently that concluded Oball's body chemistry is at least 67% science, at least twice the science ratio present in the average human being. Whether or not you agree with these findings, I think there is a very valid avenue for discussion here, especially in light of the Pope's recent public statement in support of Oball's incontrivertible thesis on the objective wrongness of religion and the overwhelming evidence pertaining to the existence and influence of science as a whole. I'm torn on the issue, so I put it to you, Dragon Mountain. Oball: Great scientist, or greatest scientist?
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« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2010, 12:13 pm »

Oball: Great scientist, or greatest scientist?

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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2010, 12:17 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2010, 12:19 pm »

Oball: Great big scientist.
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2010, 12:38 pm »

haha oball is fat
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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2010, 01:14 pm »

I heard that Oball traveled back in time and taught Newton about the law of gravity just because he felt bad for the guy.
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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2010, 01:47 pm »

But then Newton got it wrong, so Oball visited Einstein and had to once again explain it. Einstein didn't really understand it, so he gave it his best shot.
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2010, 01:47 pm »

haha oball is fat
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2010, 01:53 pm »

Steven Hawking's voice software is modeled on Oball's dulcet dones apparently.
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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2010, 04:43 pm »

Oball can make an apple pie from scratch.
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2010, 04:53 pm »

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« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2010, 05:29 pm »

Oball sure does a large amount of science stuff.

And boy is he ever fat.
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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2010, 07:16 pm »

who the fuck is oball
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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2010, 07:25 pm »



He's this ball. Look at his tag, its kinda sweet.
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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2010, 03:42 am »

who the fuck is oball

The fat one.
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« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2010, 08:47 am »

Grigori Perelman used to be a riveting man about town until Oball pointed out that Poincarť is for pansies.
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« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2010, 05:49 pm »

what the fuck is science
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« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2010, 06:10 pm »

Oball's grandson, I think.
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« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2010, 06:32 am »

I've seen Oball naked and it was very scientific. This was in a dream I had.
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« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2010, 06:41 am »

I've heard Oball likes to hang a little lab coat off his dong.

Please confirm.
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