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« Reply #60 on: November 01, 2014, 04:19 pm »

I'm likely getting rid of these and trying again with a better brand of vodka now that I know which flavors work best because this shit just tastes of bottom shelf and I can barely stomach it. It was srsly less than 15 bucks for a 1.75l.
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« Reply #61 on: November 01, 2014, 04:33 pm »

Yeah, it's definitely the quality of the booze that's the problem here, couldn't be anything else wrong with these concoctions.
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« Reply #62 on: November 01, 2014, 04:38 pm »

Yes that's what I said
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« Reply #63 on: November 01, 2014, 04:49 pm »

If you were to add less vodka to the things like candy corn and gummy bears, they would soak it in and then you could eat them normally and become drunk in places where booze is not usually allowed, like the library or best buy.
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« Reply #64 on: November 01, 2014, 06:25 pm »

I fully support EFHRK in his decision to dump a bottle of Grey Goose into a jar of peanut butter.
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« Reply #65 on: November 02, 2014, 01:04 am »

If you're going to do it again and really like the sour patch kids ones, you could separate them by colors and do 2 jars of them. I do like the atomic blue sort of color of the two mixed together though.

Gummie Bears also work more or less the same way that Sour Patch Kids do, Twizzlers and Sour Punch Straws are also similar. All hard candies work really well too, those butterscotch hard candy things, Jolly Ranchers, Life Savers, Warheads. Those Sugar Baby things also work well, but are very similar in taste to Werther's, if you liked Werther's enough to want something that tastes just a little different give them a go though.

Don't go too high shelf on your vodka, your Skol $13 1.75L bottles taste crappy but if you're getting up to the $20-$25 for a 1.75L bottle, you're good enough with the amount of extra flavors you are adding that will hide the shitty tastes.
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« Reply #66 on: November 02, 2014, 01:09 am »

I was just gonna move up to something at least like smirnoff or something. I would never do anything like this with top shelf anything. Just anything that is better than what I got. And I was originally going to do just green Sour Patch in the one jar but didn't have enough so I threw in some blues to fill it up.

So what I learned from this experiment is: fruity and caramel flavors work best, and that Skol is a terrible decision I will never purchase again.

Plus I didn't really lose any money on this because my roommate busted a wood panel on the counter in the kitchen and gave me like 50 bucks to fix it even though it's just gonna take a couple nails and a hammer which I already have. So it was a win-win.
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« Reply #67 on: November 02, 2014, 04:29 am »

Joinery with EFHRK
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« Reply #68 on: November 02, 2014, 11:01 am »

you know they make flavored vodka right
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« Reply #69 on: November 02, 2014, 11:14 am »

Candy vodka is college kid intro to vodka infusions. In a few months EFHRK will either get bored and stop or more interested and he can start making flavored vodkas that they don't make and sell. Beet vodka, garlic and basil vodka, ginger and rosemary vodka, cucumber vodka, serrano and cilantro vodka. There's a ton of cool vodka infusions that you can make yourself. The point with candy ones is it tastes like whatever candy, and around Halloween people are into candy. Plus, making things yourself is fun.
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« Reply #70 on: November 02, 2014, 11:23 am »

How do you make a pizza vodka?
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« Reply #71 on: November 02, 2014, 01:06 pm »

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« Reply #72 on: November 02, 2014, 02:13 pm »

How is fermun the only one who gets me
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« Reply #73 on: November 02, 2014, 03:36 pm »

Flavored vodka is the worst
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« Reply #74 on: November 02, 2014, 05:02 pm »

no, pre-flavoured vodka is the worst. vodka you flavour yourself is not the worst. My old man took some godawful vodka and left a bunch of chillis and pepper in there for, like, eight years, and now it makes the best bloody mary you ever had.

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« Reply #75 on: November 02, 2014, 06:13 pm »

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« Reply #76 on: November 02, 2014, 09:57 pm »

I'm not sure fermun gets you all that well, EFHRK. He did suggest using a bunch of green healthy stuff, after all.
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« Reply #77 on: November 02, 2014, 10:17 pm »

I want to infuse steaks and buffalo wings
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« Reply #78 on: November 08, 2014, 01:35 pm »

I want to infuse steaks with buffalo wings.
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« Reply #79 on: November 14, 2014, 08:30 am »

I want to infuse steaks with buffalo wings.
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