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« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2013, 12:10 pm »

I made eggs again this morning. They were better than yesterday. I consider this recipe MASTERED.
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« Reply #41 on: August 17, 2013, 03:30 pm »

Good work, here is your hat.

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« Reply #42 on: August 17, 2013, 03:32 pm »

God dammit.



If you send me an address I'll buy you one.
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« Reply #43 on: March 25, 2014, 09:24 pm »

IM BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

AW YEAH COOKIN SHIT



COOKED SOME CHICKEN IN A PAN AND THEN SPRINKLED SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH

IM TOTALLY A FUNCTIONING ADULT THAT CAN PROVIDE FOR HIMSELF
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« Reply #44 on: March 26, 2014, 02:19 am »

YOU FORGOT THE GREEN ON THAT PLATE SON, YOU GONNA GET YOURSELF SOME SCURVY.
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« Reply #45 on: March 26, 2014, 02:28 am »

#Lifehrks
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« Reply #46 on: March 26, 2014, 08:23 pm »

i did not have any veggies to use when i made this

i will buy some next time
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« Reply #47 on: March 29, 2014, 08:31 pm »

Tonight I will be attempting fried pork chops, a baked potato, and some canned pears.

Fingers crossed.
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« Reply #48 on: March 29, 2014, 11:00 pm »

I am a goddamn master of foods



success



and to wash it all down

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« Reply #49 on: March 30, 2014, 03:44 am »

Why does your energy drink come in an olive oil bottle
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« Reply #50 on: March 30, 2014, 04:44 am »

Who drinks absinthe with their food. That's just awful. Also that looks like really dumb absinthe.
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« Reply #51 on: March 30, 2014, 10:31 am »

YOU FORGOT THE GREEN ON THAT PLATE SON, YOU GONNA GET YOURSELF SOME SCURVY.
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« Reply #52 on: March 30, 2014, 11:29 am »

I ATE A POTATO THAT COUNTS
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« Reply #53 on: March 30, 2014, 12:27 pm »

potato ain't meant to be green
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« Reply #54 on: March 30, 2014, 01:25 pm »

Keep it up, EFRHK, baby steps
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« Reply #55 on: March 30, 2014, 09:25 pm »

Buy a bunch of baby spinach, a red onion, a head of garlic, and some balsamic vinegar. Dice the onion, mince a few cloves, and saute both with oil. After those are soft, toss in the spinach and cook it down. Drizzle with vinegar at the end and serve.

Don't forget the salt and pepper while cooking.

Greens.
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« Reply #56 on: March 30, 2014, 10:03 pm »

Pay no attention to the haters efhrk, absinthe is all the green you need

(it'll probably kill you long before the scurvy)
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« Reply #57 on: October 05, 2014, 07:35 pm »

lol
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« Reply #58 on: November 01, 2014, 02:37 am »

So I decided to try an experiment.




I put some candy and vodka into some jars




Then I put them in the dishwasher to melt the candy and mixed them up a lot



Then I put them in the fridge to cool them down



Then I tasted them


VERDICTS:

Chocolate - a little thick, but has lots of smooth chocolate and intense vodka flavors clashing

Reese's Pieces - the peanut butter mixes pretty well with the vodka, better than the chocolate

Werther's caramel - pretty damn good

Candy corn - also really damn good

Sour patch kids - with the floating sugar in it, arguably the best of the bunch


Sour patch > caramel > candy corn > Reese's > chocolate


Now if only I could stand the taste of vodka. Or at least could afford probably a better brand.
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« Reply #59 on: November 01, 2014, 03:50 pm »

Original research on Dragon Mountain, folks.

Alternate hypothesis: am I sharing a forum with a mad person?
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