The Chatlog Thread

[DoctorShenanigans]

<BondFiction>   cat, you're just in time to discuss dog piss and mabudon's dick with us
<BondFiction>   and suddenly i cannot think of a better sentence to sum up #cracked

[Remington Lonespear]

[02:12] <oball> "Five killer whales have been named as plaintiffs in a lawsuit which argues they deserve the same constitutional protection from slavery as humans."
[02:13] <oball> guess who
[02:13] <Lee> PETA!
[02:13] <MobileCalvin> greenpeace
[02:14] <oball> ding ding ding
[02:14] <oball> lee, a winner is you
[02:14] <Lee> i'm the best!
[02:14] <Lee> suck it calvin
[02:14] <MobileCalvin> ugh, fine
[02:14] * MobileCalvin sucks it

[Nicol]

<+jim> lets hope that whoever wins is gracious enough to make gingrich governor of the moon

[oball]

[19:08]   <laktose>   man, kc green has a weird thing for tim allen
[19:09]   <Skeletonic>   what's weird about a boner

[BSam]

<locnar>   am I your friend?  Yes I think I am

[Gudamor]

(10:58:39 AM) Tim: lakko
(10:58:50 AM) Tim: you got to get rid of suarez
(10:59:32 AM) norumaru: take the shot now

[HyperGlavin]

18:40 < Froward> I like parties but when I get drunk enough I write things in places where I think nobody will ever see them
18:41 < oball> like on  your genitals?

[Gudamor]

(4:05:50 AM) oball: dude, just wait until your rocketpack flight
(4:05:52 AM) GUNSGUNSGUNS: like holy shit
(4:05:59 AM) oball: and then be all "sorry babe, it's over"
(4:06:01 AM) oball: and fly away

[Gudamor]

(4:53:39 AM) laktose: food poisoning is horrible
(4:53:52 AM) laktose: i once food poisoned myself twice in three days using the same jar of pasta sauce
(4:53:57 AM) SuperCalvin: hahaha
(4:54:02 AM) laktose: take THAT, darwin

[DoctorShenanigans]

<Zach>    your eyes are two deadpools of batman

[oball]

[22:36]   <oball>   yo, is this racist?
[22:36]   <oball>   http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17078239
[22:38]   <SuperCalvin>   laktose is a Pole?
[22:38]   <SuperCalvin>   he totally gets drunk and loud
[22:39]   <Skeletonic>   well
[22:39]   <Skeletonic>   you are what you smoke

[laktose]

BUSTED

[laktose]

10:20 <+jim> was an inconvenient truth any good?
10:20 <%Zach> basically
10:21 <%Zach> except there is no al gore

[BSam]

<laktose> but when our kid gets older and starts sleeping properly again we are going to boooooooooooooooooone

[laktose]

I meant me and me girlfriend are going to bone, damnit

[Mr Gale]

mgoat   i have to go pick a dude up and am gonna miss the arse game
mgoat   out of context, that sentence reads amazingly

[BondFiction]

02:30   CB_   why do nerds think it's cool to wear longcoats and fedoras?
02:30   Zach   it hides their gross heads and bodies
02:31   Zach   just like how the ninja turtles go to see movies

[Remington Lonespear]

[01:28] <Lee> i should go to bed.  this internet drama has got me mad tired
[01:29] <MadPiper6> well it's just got me MAD
[01:29] <MadPiper6> hm, i wish i'd gone with "it's got me mad piper6
[01:29] <MadPiper6> end quote
[01:29] <Mid-Boss> mad magazine reference
[01:29] <Lee> here, you can try it again
Session Close: Mon Feb 27 01:30:01 2012
[[I leave the room and come back]]
Session Start: Mon Feb 27 01:30:04 2012
Session Ident: #bigdamnheroes
[01:30] * Now talking in #bigdamnheroes
[01:30] * Topic is 'Shub-Niggurath, it's pronounced Wooster.'
[01:30] * Set by fermun!~Penises@dick.butt on Sat Jan 07 15:19:20
[01:30] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Lee Lee
[01:30] <Lee> I should go to bed
[01:30] <Lee> This internet drama has got me mad tired
[01:30] <MadPiper6> well it's just got me mad boss!
[01:30] <MadPiper6> aw hell

[SteelFan714]

[12:33]   <MrGale>   I like geordies, friendly
[12:33]   <MrGale>   They are like how you think Australians will be
[12:34]   <MrGale>   Friendly and all interested in their way weird words and ways
[12:34]   <MrGale>   Not like Australians are, racists
[12:34]   <jim>   are australians not friendly in australia?
[12:34]   <SecondCalvin>   fuck off

[oball]

[22:59]   -->|   MrGale (cgiirc@Rizon-1C1C2D06.cable.virginmedia.com) has joined #cracked
[22:59]   <oball>   but anyway, yeah, ban gale
[22:59]   <SuperCalvin>   ban gale
[22:59]   <oball>   ban gale errday
[23:00]   <MrGale>   If you ban me, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
[23:00]   <MrGale>   Like a mayor
[23:00]   <Driscoll>   .kick mrgale
[23:00]   <MrGale>   Can you imagine a mayor?
[23:00]   =-=   MrGale was booted from #cracked by Driscoll (mrgale)
[23:00]   <Driscoll>   did it work
[23:00]   <soberpiano>   he's a city comptroller now, way to go
[23:00]   <locnar>   that was just a boot
[23:00]   <Driscoll>   shit
[23:00]   <SuperCalvin>   I still can't imagine a mayor
[23:00]   -->|   MayorGale (cgiirc@Rizon-1C1C2D06.cable.virginmedia.com) has joined #cracked
[23:00]   <Driscoll>   shiiiiit