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Lukeington
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« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2013, 10:38 pm »

if you are ever lost in a strange city simply walk to the nearest pizza place and buy enough pizza to choke to death on
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Mr Gale
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« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2013, 10:53 pm »

If you are ever lost and cant find your way home, walk to the nearest pizza place, then order a delivery to your house. Then order a taxi to follow the pizza delivery. Then get on a bus that goes the same route as the taxi so you can follow it (you can check this on your phone by finding what bus goes nearest your house from where you are.)
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« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2013, 11:15 pm »

Make your own Pepsi by mixing one part Coca-Cola with one part Pepsi
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« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2013, 12:13 am »

If you're not sure how to act around other people, remember there are many great and sociable personalities to be found in your favorite anime.
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« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2013, 07:27 am »

you can really take your hair and glue it wherever you want. remember that species is a social construct. you can be a cat
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« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2013, 09:21 am »

hack together your flashlight and a raspberry pi and a series of winding USB cables to create a heavier, less convenient flashlight
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but it's not so great when you consider that it's coming from an alive lady
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« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2013, 11:16 am »

hack together your fleshlight and a raspberry pie and a series of winding USB cables to create a heavier, less convenient fleshlight
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« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2013, 11:21 am »

Stick your flashlight in your fleshlight and put it in your pie hole.
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« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2013, 11:40 am »

Too many pies and nowhere to store them? Follow these 23 easy steps to build your own wifi-enabled pie hole
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« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2013, 02:43 pm »

Almost done with your jar of mayo? Add in some butter for a quick snack.
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« Reply #30 on: January 28, 2013, 02:50 pm »

Tape your phone to your hand and tape your hand to your head so you never miss a phone call
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[18:30] <JonasSalk> lee was bring nerds together forever
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« Reply #31 on: January 28, 2013, 02:53 pm »

Type with both hands to increase your words per minute by 100%
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« Reply #32 on: January 28, 2013, 04:35 pm »

Need to do one thing, but you only have another thing? Go fuck yourself.
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« Reply #33 on: January 28, 2013, 04:56 pm »

can't beat the real thing

http://lifehacker.com/5979646/macgyver-challenge-winner-hang-your-magazines

hack your wire hangers into ugly garbled nonsense

the winner: want to appear to be a person who reads magazines even though you're illiterate and also own no clothes?
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« Reply #34 on: January 28, 2013, 05:25 pm »

If you can't reach something, get closer to it until you can
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Lukeington
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« Reply #35 on: January 28, 2013, 07:08 pm »

Blend all of your meals to save time and increase the amount of time that you can devote to reddit.
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« Reply #36 on: January 28, 2013, 07:35 pm »

Eliminate "paper typos" with tender application of bleach
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« Reply #37 on: January 28, 2013, 07:42 pm »

If you need to remember something important, you can just have it tattooed on your arm. When you don't need it anymore, you can just pay for laser tattoo removal.
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« Reply #38 on: January 28, 2013, 07:56 pm »

As soon as you're born, eat one really big meal that will keep you full for approximately 70 years and you'll never pay for food again
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« Reply #39 on: January 28, 2013, 08:54 pm »

If your water isn't cool enough, add ice cubes to make it cooler.
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