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MadPiper6
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« on: January 27, 2013, 12:00 pm »

Don't eat bricks
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« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2013, 12:32 pm »

but if you must, eat soft bricks
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« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2013, 12:39 pm »

need a snack on the go, but too forgetful to pack anything? duct tape a frozen banana to your temple. when you're hungry, just stick your head in an oven and enjoy
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but it's not so great when you consider that it's coming from an alive lady
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« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2013, 12:40 pm »

hack a wool sock into a soggy fleshlight
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but it's not so great when you consider that it's coming from an alive lady
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« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2013, 01:23 pm »

hug a woman romantically and terrify her, ensuring that you will never be allowed near another one again
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« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2013, 01:31 pm »

Women can push the poop out with their fingers properly inserted into their vagina.
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« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2013, 01:33 pm »

Doritos can be used as kindling
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MadPiper6
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« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2013, 04:18 pm »

Having trouble getting motivated to work out?
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DiegoInglewood
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« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2013, 04:27 pm »

don't limit smoking to an oral habit there are many holes through which you can drag a cigarette
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« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2013, 04:44 pm »

the optimal time for water drinking is when you are thirsty
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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2013, 04:44 pm »

If you're hungry and you have no food at home, you can always bite off and eat your fingernails and toenails. They are like free food and they keep growing back
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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2013, 04:54 pm »

Don't masturbate to children's television and get self-righteous about it on the internet.
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« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2013, 05:17 pm »

To avoid having to look for a bathroom when you're out of the house, simply wear a diaper.
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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2013, 05:28 pm »

if you can't remember if you have already shampooed your hair, simply remember that you don't shower anyways because you are a slovenly fuck.
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« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2013, 05:30 pm »

Women can push the poop out with their fingers properly inserted into their vagina.

I think that I never truly recovered from first reading this.

Also, freeze all cooked meats, freeze everything, jam it in, it's so cold mummy.
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« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2013, 05:58 pm »

lifehack tip #16: the best way to kill someone who uses the term lifehack is slowly with a meat hook
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« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2013, 06:01 pm »

Lifehack #420: Smoke weed errday
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« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2013, 09:26 pm »

If a girl doesn't like you, just spend as much time as possible with her and make uncomfortable passes at her, even after she says no. Don't forget to complain about what a bitch she is to people on the internet.

Remember, no is really just a yes that needs more convincing!
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« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2013, 09:41 pm »

Also, you may be not wearing enough fedoras.  Buy like six and pile them on your head.
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« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2013, 09:48 pm »

If you ever burn your popcorn just pour the burnt kernels in a bowl and add some milk and sugar and you've got some great popcorn porridge.
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