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« on: March 23, 2010, 09:38 pm »

This is the thread where you satiate your attention-seeking needs by posting a picture of yourself wearing a hat.  I am stealing the idea of hats from That Other Forum because a) I liked it, b) I have a hat picture that I want to post and c) hats cover my thinning hair.  Don't post any of your pictures from over there in here as I have already masturbated enough to those pictures everyone's seen those already.

Denigrating comments, aspersions on people's sexuality and offensive photoshops are encouraged.  If you post pictures of your kids/dog/nephews/whatever they will be deleted because nobody cares.

Anyway, here is a picture of me wearing all of the hats:

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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2010, 11:30 pm »

Well, now that oball has already worn all of the hats, I guess we can lock this thread.
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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2010, 11:58 pm »

What are you, some kind of precious princess who can't handle the prospect of wearing a second-hand hat?
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2010, 09:36 am »

I know for a fact that oball has not worn all the hats, because I woke up with this monster eating my head.


I am actually in a lot of paAAAARRRRRGHGHGH...*gurgle*
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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2010, 09:42 am »

I dunno, you don't really look like you're in all that much party to me.
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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2010, 09:49 am »

I assumed that she meant parakeet, and the hat is made out of slaughtered birds.
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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2010, 10:10 am »

I almost started this thread and call it "Mountaineers with vanity" only I was too vain and hadn't found a picture of myself that was quite dashing enough. Since the theme is hats, here's a brand spanking new picture (also found in the "Mountaineers with Balloons" thread) of me visiting my nephew with some kickass balloons while rocking a winter Steelers hat:


Oh, and yes, they're clipped to my penis. If you can tell me a better way to keep balloons from flying off, I'd like to hear it.

Picture removed. Sorry Steelfan, but rules are rules. -HG
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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2010, 01:51 pm »

That was the only picture I have of my kicking new hat, so, here's me holding my Megazord.


Sadly, I lost the Power Sword.
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« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2010, 02:19 pm »

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« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2010, 06:08 pm »

That cowboy hat did not fit my enormous head.

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« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2010, 07:54 pm »



As you can see from the reflection in my large glasses, I keep a lush garden out my back porch on the moon.
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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2010, 09:54 pm »

This hat makes me feel super sexy.




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« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2010, 02:48 pm »



This hat is a good hat.
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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2010, 03:24 pm »

I am glad you have discovered the power of hats, I will let you live.

For now.
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« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2010, 02:58 am »

This is me at last year's indy carnival on the Gold Coast. I have no interest whatsoever in motor racing, but I do have a keen interest in drinking and girls in bikinis.

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« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2010, 06:35 am »

Look at you there, soaking it all in. You make me feel glad to be alive just looking at you.
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« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2010, 09:32 am »

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« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2010, 10:10 am »

Oy! Wallaby on ya hat, mate!
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« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2010, 12:08 pm »

Here I am next to my first mate on Talk Like a Pirate night which my friends and I do every year.



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« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2010, 02:08 pm »

Wow, what a great hat.
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