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« on: August 29, 2012, 02:39 am »

This was posted on Something Awful and my reaction all the way through was "this can't be for real, this dude can't actually believe all these things, there's NO WAY" but I looked at his account and I think he might actually be for real

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chYkhlCon6E" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chYkhlCon6E</a>

It is so, so necessary that you watch this either way
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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2012, 03:47 am »

I practically collect internet conspiracy theory videos, and hands-down the best one I've ever seen has to be this 48 minute piece that ties together everything from the Dark Knight Rises theater shooting to a predicted attack on the 2012 Olympics. (Credit to Navigator for showing this masterpiece to me)

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-zRSLWLSqo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-zRSLWLSqo</a>

If you don't want to sit through the whole thing (even though you totally should if you can), here's a little list of everything it covers I wrote up.

FAKE EDIT: I was going to write a list but holy shit it covers just so many ridiculous things the list would be huge. Just watch the video.
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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2012, 11:51 am »

The Illuminati built the Denver International Airport

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjjIy1DO0gs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjjIy1DO0gs</a>
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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2012, 07:27 am »

This isn't a video, but I hope it's acceptable nonetheless.

It is about catholic superbread saving the US from Obama's foreign armies, after all.
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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2012, 07:30 pm »

FAKE EDIT: I was going to write a list but holy shit it covers just so many ridiculous things the list would be huge. Just watch the video.

He's not kidding. There's too much insanity to list from this video.

However, this still has to be my favorite part:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Y-zRSLWLSqo#t=2038s

From there, watch until 36:30 to get your full dose of crazy for the day.


Edit: For anyone who doesn't know American football, this person has managed to find evidence of a global conspiracy within...
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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2012, 07:44 pm »

I always love the numerology stuff. There is no rhyme or reason to it, just add or subtract whatever numbers you need until it matches the numbers you have decided are evil, which are all the numbers. What good does revealing their secret, evil plan through elaborate and arbitrary math do? Is the illuminati run by the Riddler?
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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2012, 07:52 pm »

Well, of course you would say that, ZACH. You're in on the whole thing!

If we assign number values to the letters in your name (A=1, B=2, C=3, etc.), we get 26, 1, 3, and 8. Multiply those together and you get 624.

Divide that by 2 and then multiply it by 2.134615384615385 and you get... you guessed it:

666
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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2012, 09:34 pm »

holy shit
burn him
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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2012, 09:54 pm »

THE FLAMES ONLY FUEL MY EVIL! HAIL SATAN! ALL GLORY TO LUCIFER!
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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2012, 04:43 am »

How to deal with all those chemtrails.
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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2012, 05:06 am »

oh good, glad to know that a home office fan and a bottle of vinegar are all I need to thwart the global illuminati plot.
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« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2012, 05:08 pm »

OK, it's not a video, but I found this comment on a NYTimes article about gay kids coming out to their parents and had to share it somewhere:

Quote from: Dr. Annie Yan XU, Hong Kong
I know if I tell you that Gay and Lesbian are proucts of CIA electromagnetic mind control experiments, you would be surprised and very difficult to believe it. However, CIA employees including Brice Taylor already testified in 1998 that when she was working in CIA in the 80's, part of her job was to create homosexual and sexual scandals for talented Americans using remote mind control. That also explained why there were not so many gays before the emergance of remote mind control technology in the 60's.
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« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2012, 05:20 am »

Just a quick one.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEUAicXcJCo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEUAicXcJCo</a>
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« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2012, 07:58 am »

Good thing we didn't have this one yet.
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« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2012, 07:32 pm »

Gah! Why wasn't it embedded?
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« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2012, 06:40 am »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqALdkTArqs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqALdkTArqs</a>

My favourite part is around 3:20, when "shneersh" becomes totally a word. Not to mention the racism.
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« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2012, 09:17 am »

From a thread on the Rames Randi Educational Foundation boards:

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The UFOs could according to my interpretation have been actual human black op crafts. With advanced enough technology it would have fooled even professionals in the public military and air force. Richard Dolan said that what he calls the breakaway civilization has technology that is at least some 30 years ahead of public technology. That doesn't sound much perhaps, but is actually an enormous difference due to the exponential progress of many technologies.
What would that be?
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The basic idea of the ‘breakaway civilization’ is simply that you have a secret group, a classified group of people, with access to radically advanced technology, radically advanced science, and they just don’t share it with the rest of the world. One scientific breakthrough leads to another, and that leads to another and so on. So the next thing you know, you’ve got a separate group of humanity that is vastly far beyond the rest of the world.

Onward in the discussion!
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I believe the Roswell crash was staged! And that the human breakaway civilization had very advanced technology like that already in 1947. And the purpose of the staged UFO crash was to give the public society some of that knowledge without the shadow powers being exposed. So it was a convenient cover.
So, what is the point?
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Yeah, there is enough to make me believe there is something to it. I suspect that it is the breakaway black op civilization that has played tricks with the military, air force etc. I found it interesting that in the video I posted above most of the UFO sightings were related to nuclear weapons! I believe nuclear weapons are a hoax so that would somewhat fit with the idea that they use them in relation to faked UFO incidents (although some UFOs are probably real, some of which have been tracked on radar even though the radar signals could have been faked too).
Ah! Literally everything is faked! That makes sense.
Man, that guy's willingness to believe anything as long as it goes against sound reasoning is a sight to behold.
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« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2013, 04:45 am »

The Supreme Court/Angelina Jolie's Tits connection
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« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2013, 07:57 am »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDgUTQYEIas" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDgUTQYEIas</a>
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