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« on: August 19, 2012, 10:58 pm »



February 24th, or maybe 28th, okay, some time in the last week of February (maybe), a baby will be here, and I will have to take care of it and feed it and change its diapers and pay for its college oh god what have we done
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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2012, 11:16 pm »

Congrats, you virile SOB.

If your baby is born on the 24th it will share my brother's birthday, so the best parenting advice I have is shoot for another day because my sample size of one on that is not the best of results.
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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2012, 11:43 pm »

During the pregnancy steer clear of any fortune tellers, soothsayers, oracles, and basically anyone who wants to lay down a grim prophecy foretelling your baby's fate.  Let your baby be who it wants to be.
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2012, 11:48 pm »



What an adorable baby duck you're having!
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2012, 12:15 am »

The duck is there for the baby to consume so that it can grow, duh.

Also, congrats on making another human, you guys. I hope it isn't one of those ugly ones.
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2012, 12:20 am »

Good job with the fuckin!
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2012, 01:17 am »

Congrats on the baby, Lee. Now you can watch cartoons again.
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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2012, 01:21 am »

Yeah, just don't go googling for pony pictures for the kid. I heard that can only end badly
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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2012, 01:27 am »

Hooray for taking part in the circle of life!

Name it Lu.
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« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2012, 01:40 am »

Congratulations! I'd have said fuck yeah but it seems you're way ahead of that.
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« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2012, 02:03 am »

Just out of curiosity, do you know how big the kid is in the picture?
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« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2012, 02:18 am »

As big as our love of kittens, so not very big at all.

PS: Congratulations.
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« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2012, 02:37 am »

Haha, I sure hope you like poopy diapers and never ever sleeping again ever!

Congratulations!
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« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2012, 06:10 am »

nice dude way to get all up in dem guts
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« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2012, 07:33 am »

I knew there was something going on between you two
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« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2012, 08:02 am »

wait wait wait..parents are supposed to pay for college? Oh man this is some fucking bullshit, what the hell am I doing
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« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2012, 08:05 am »

Only COMMUNISTS pay for their children's college.
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« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2012, 08:15 am »

Yeh, Karen!
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« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2012, 08:16 am »

Only COMMUNISTS pay for their children's college.

Technically, they pay for everyone's college
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« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2012, 08:16 am »

Also congratulations Josh and Karen
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