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« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2012, 08:14 am »

I was practising turning back kicks yesterday in Silat class when I happened to stand on the edge of a mat, the toes just over the edge, with my front foot before spinning. My pinkie toe got caught on the mat's edge and is currently 1,5 times larger than normal, and 100% more purple.
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« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2012, 07:34 pm »

i am disappointed that this thread has nothing to do with ducks, or battles. you owe me an erection.
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« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2012, 11:23 pm »

I bet you say that to all the guys.
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« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2012, 12:42 am »

I'm still wondering what exercise is.
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« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2012, 09:59 am »

I decided to try a new gym in my neighbourhood today instead of trekking across town. It was full of the local football team, one fit handsome dude set up the leg press for me and I was too busy trying not to drool over his muscles and charming personality to notice that it was set to about double what I normally press and then once I'd started I was too embarrassed to change it. I basically had to exit the gym bracing myself against the wall.

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« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2012, 03:33 pm »

I went back to the gym yesterday and decided to pretend like I never took a break from working out. I pushed myself so hard I almost puked and everything hurts today. GOOD TIMES!
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« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2012, 03:48 am »

I am so sore from a yoga class that even the muscles in my feet hurt and I'm walking weird. How is this even possible?
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« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2012, 07:18 pm »

Wong told me today that once you go fat, you will never go back. I got scared and swam 20 extra laps, now I am sore. On the otherhand, I got into the "zone" during one of my lap which probably haven't occurred in 10 years. So thank you Wong, or something.
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« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2012, 10:31 pm »

You mean as soon as I slack off and stop the regimen of exercise and healthy food I'll go back to being a fatass? This is mind-blowing!
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« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2012, 03:00 am »

I wonder if he'll manage to shoehorn something weird about women into the article. Should be fun.
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« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2012, 12:25 pm »

I think I just broke/fractured my thumb and index finger trying to do a shoulder stand lotus thing. Girliest sport injury ever.
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« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2012, 12:46 pm »

What's so girly about weightlifting?
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« Reply #32 on: July 12, 2012, 01:02 pm »

The tears and screaming mostly.
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« Reply #33 on: July 12, 2012, 05:44 pm »

After a ton of very well-paced and deliberate weight-lifting on some machines at the gym yesterday, I decided to "end on a good note" by doing 3 one-rep shoulder presses at the highest setting. The first two went fine, but the third one didn't quite get there and I let it drop too fast and made the plates smack together really loudly.

Today I am very very sore.
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« Reply #34 on: July 12, 2012, 06:29 pm »

Do you have a loud-plate-smack cover up? I oscillate between laughing and staring blankly at the wall like I'm being interrogated depending on which gym I'm in. I kind of hope the latter gym explodes spontaneously.
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« Reply #35 on: July 12, 2012, 06:52 pm »

It was one of those little 24-hour gyms, so the only people there were me and my friends, so nah. Most of the time though, I wish I had a way of covering up the plates so people couldn't see how pathetically little weight I normally lift.
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« Reply #36 on: July 13, 2012, 02:03 am »

Nah, don't worry about that. Just keep doing your thing whilst silently cursing the asshole who just lifted the entire stack before you.

That's what I do anyway.
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« Reply #37 on: July 13, 2012, 03:21 am »

I remember doing shoulder presses at the gym a few years ago, and when I finished with the machine this blonde girl with the physique of an xkcd character got on after me, did one rep, frowned, and then doubled the weight.  Did wonders for my confidence.
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« Reply #38 on: July 13, 2012, 02:40 pm »

I biked down to my buddy's place a few nights ago, then spent the ride back uphill in agony. He lives pretty much downtown, and I am most of the way uptown. Fredericton is pretty much a sheer cliff.
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« Reply #39 on: July 16, 2012, 12:10 pm »

I JUST GOT MY HEAD TO THE FLOOR DOING A BOUND ANGLE POSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE WOO!

(I am not very bendy.)
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