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Nicol
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« on: January 20, 2012, 01:44 am »





<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3okb3kuts" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3okb3kuts</a>

Did you just have sex? Tell us all about it, in freakishly graphic detail.
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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2012, 01:50 am »

This all started because I had sex so I figure I should tell the story. I saw this chick I've known for like 10 years at the bar and she came over and we watched Jackass 2 and we had a bunch of amazing sex and while I was walking her home I ended up chasing a bus down for her. Sprinting in boots sucks. But yeah I just had sex.

I left out a lot of details but whatever. Fuck it, I just had sex.
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2012, 01:52 am »

HOT!

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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2012, 01:57 am »

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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2012, 02:00 am »

I filled a shoe with jello and fucked it for an hour
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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2012, 02:02 am »

STEAMY!

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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2012, 02:04 am »

Thank you CB. Your congratulations actually meant way more than the actual sex.
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2012, 02:20 am »

:'(
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2012, 05:51 am »

I agree Piano is crass and we should beat him up.

So we need to form a gang. I call "guy who keeps wrapping a chain around his knuckles ominously."
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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2012, 06:29 am »

Can i dance threateningly in a leather jacket over a white shirt? If so i'm in
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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2012, 06:37 am »

I bags "plucky, hyperactive and lovable guy, who dies first and thereby tugs the heartstrings of the audience leaving the way clear for the rest of you to perform horrific acts of revenge but maintain the moral high ground."
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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2012, 07:14 am »

I call dibs on 'Guy who high-fives Piano'
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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2012, 07:14 am »

I'll just sit back and post sensual animated images.

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« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2012, 08:12 am »

Nicol, where are you finding these images? I need them for so many things.
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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2012, 08:13 am »

So many things.
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« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2012, 08:20 am »

You don't have a romance subfolder in your porn one?
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« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2012, 08:23 am »

Who's talking about porn? My online scrapbooking club needs a new theme for this week.
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« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2012, 02:20 pm »

soberpiano having sex is just the grossest thing I can think of. Ugh.
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« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2012, 04:08 pm »

I feel bad for the dude he had to bang to tell his story.
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« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2012, 05:37 pm »

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