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EFHRK
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« Reply #1320 on: September 14, 2013, 09:21 pm »

IM SP FUICLKING fdruknk tihg tnow
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« Reply #1321 on: September 24, 2013, 05:43 pm »

wife is away visiting family

this might be the worst thing thathsa ever happened to my liver and it's not  yet even 6 pm on DAY 1
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« Reply #1322 on: September 24, 2013, 10:44 pm »

Well fuck this karaoke just won't let me sing wtf
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« Reply #1323 on: September 25, 2013, 04:47 am »

what
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« Reply #1324 on: September 27, 2013, 12:33 am »

Yesssss two empty bars in a row and here I am not giving a single fuck
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« Reply #1325 on: September 27, 2013, 12:45 am »

I haven't found a single chair that doesn't smell of mold
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« Reply #1326 on: September 27, 2013, 01:08 am »

Critical buzz levels have been achieved
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 mission is a half hearted success although at least I could sing tonight
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« Reply #1327 on: September 27, 2013, 01:34 am »

well i have been drunk all day every day for a week straight i give up
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« Reply #1328 on: September 27, 2013, 10:02 pm »

i just fpound another litre of beer!

it was in the freezer and hopefully hasn't yet turned rto s˝lush and even iff who cares
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« Reply #1329 on: September 27, 2013, 10:09 pm »

weeeeeeeeeeee
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pingollum
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« Reply #1330 on: September 27, 2013, 11:58 pm »

all out of beer and i have nnmo coke for rumm

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« Reply #1331 on: September 28, 2013, 12:14 am »

found scweheppes and some whisky this has been the besetest easter efgg huntever
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« Reply #1332 on: September 28, 2013, 05:13 am »

Pingollum for Bondfiction 2014
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« Reply #1333 on: September 28, 2013, 07:50 am »

HahahGHaha this looks so weird on my phone
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Please shoot me in my dumb fucking face.
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« Reply #1334 on: September 29, 2013, 08:29 pm »

heeeeey it seems that all i needed ws a one-day break to get back on my feet

back on the straight and narrow
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« Reply #1335 on: September 29, 2013, 11:33 pm »

i just touched noses with a gecko
i'm not even kidding
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« Reply #1336 on: October 02, 2013, 11:46 pm »

Real shit dis nor google mail, my niggas
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« Reply #1337 on: October 03, 2013, 12:31 am »

just went into a barber shop as michael and it was being robbed. as soon as the thieves ran out i gunned them down with an AK in the middle of the street, then got a haircut
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Chronicles
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« Reply #1338 on: October 03, 2013, 12:59 am »

by 2015 all Bondfiction posts will be in this thread, regardless of content
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EFHRK
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« Reply #1339 on: October 03, 2013, 01:08 am »

Only YOU can prevent Bondfictions
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