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« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2010, 02:11 am »

Spaceboy, you aren't so special. When I focus on my keyboard, I have absolutely perfect grammar and spelling. In fact, I'm of the opinion that suck my dick you fag.

You're opinoin os worth shit in this town you facelift!!
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« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2010, 02:13 am »

Why, yes, I am now at the point in which I can legitimately post in this thread.  While wasted.  I don't think I made any grammatical/spelling errors, either!!

High five!
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« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2010, 02:14 am »

HIGH FIVE?! BORAT REFERENCE

OH DE BABY
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« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2010, 02:19 am »

3 drunks at once!! we need our own IRC channel, #pwotdrunks! I'm there!
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« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2010, 02:20 am »

I bet that would be a very festive channel, full of happiness, joy, and probably constant dick jokes, if BondFiction were around.
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« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2010, 02:28 am »

I guess you are all too drunk to figure out how to join it.
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« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2010, 02:32 am »

FOUND IT
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« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2010, 02:34 am »

i am there anf i ma am shit hammmered
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« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2010, 11:05 pm »

Guys, I thought of something. You know how, liek, the total basis of human numberology is a base 10 system? logically, the reason for this is because we have ten fingers. Handy, if you'll padon the pun.

Then, why, exactly do we have things that are measured by the dozen, or even the gross, which is 12 dozen? Wouldm't this logically mean that there was a t one point a race of people that had six fingers on each hand, which would create a base-12 numerical system?
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« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2010, 11:24 pm »

I've got my dog at work with me today, but so far no-one has noticed.
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« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2010, 11:30 pm »

#pwotdrunks is open for business you pantyweight fuckers.
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« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2010, 11:40 pm »

#pwotdrunks is open for business you pantyweight fuckers.

Also, nobody is here.
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« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2010, 01:39 pm »

i dnt veen drkin!
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« Reply #33 on: April 03, 2010, 01:14 am »

Okay BondFiction posted text that broke the margins somehow, so I am removing the post and narrating what he had said.

He goes, "Holy shit," but he extends "shit" out, giving it multiple Is and Ts, and a few random letters for good measure.

He then says, "dead hoooker"


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« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2010, 01:35 am »

fuck you doctorkill

that post was perfect


(it was so hard to type that)
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« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2010, 07:05 am »

bFiction is like muesli

you eat it but its gross
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« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2010, 12:44 pm »

I wish I knew anything about IRC.

I'd totally be in(on?) #drunkpwotters right now.
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« Reply #37 on: April 04, 2010, 01:30 am »

Man, sambuca is pretty good stuff.
Expensive, but possibly worth it.
Last time I went, I got bombay sapphire because I saw somebody post a picture of it in the other forum's drunk thread, so I assumed it was good.
Does buying expensive alcohol make you more or less of an alcoholic? I mean, there's definitely something more classy about sipping from a little cup of ice and liquor, but it isn't as if I actually deserve to be drinking classy drinks. I just spend more than is responsible on alcohol.

Tell me DraMo, how does a gentleman drink?
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« Reply #38 on: April 04, 2010, 01:40 am »

I generally just pour whiskey into myself until I want to fuck abstract concepts.

That is what has been going on tonight.  I want to stick myself in some dignity right now.
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« Reply #39 on: April 04, 2010, 10:12 am »

Right cunts. get some fjcking scotch into you. Highland fuckniug scotch is some kind of am brosiatic wonder shit. Cheap as your whore mum nda just as sickenihng.

If that crotch spider Dr kill correcst my spelling, i"ll use his skin for my coouch.

scotc, peopple. if aeschylus drank scotch, I wouldnt have had to see some fucking musical about teen abrotion with my girlfriend. or studying fuckin Hamlet.

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