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Logical Penguin
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« on: March 17, 2010, 10:01 pm »

I am so goddamn goosed it otook eme half and hour to to type that thread title. Holy mother of God that was bad...  Shgit! Look! my typing is slightly in oimpriving. Shit, nevermind, my bad. False Alarm. Mmm. Alarm.

I'm going to bed now.


Oh boy, you sure made a lot of mistakes!  But I got them all for you.  You're welcome! -Doc
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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2010, 11:13 pm »

How the fuck did I have so much to drink on a fucking Wednesday. I am fucking tretarded. FUCKKKK. It's been 5 hours and I'm still yelling at the fucking wall.



Not as bad as Penguin, but still bad!  Keep an eye on those capitals!  -Doc
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2010, 11:16 pm »

I'm still somehow able to type pretty well, but my stomach feels like a dishwasher.  

I don't know how I feel about that.



Wow, good job!  A plus!

P.S. That stomach ache is the painful, debilitating reward of proper spelling!
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2010, 11:45 pm »

I just remembered I have class tomorrow morning.


HAHA.


Fuck.



That wasn't too bad I guess!
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2010, 02:02 am »

Thank God I took off working tomorrow.



Are... are you guys even trying?  It's like you aren't even trying
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2010, 02:48 am »

uh..es hpra th...this can't be right de irme stop it please what is- a dormir jijosAAH de la recihWHATngada!AAAAAAH JAJAJA AAAAAAAAAAAHHH



I know OKAY I CAN FIX THIS, la verveza AAH NO I CAN'T, im fuck waasted IS THIS RIGHT OR WRONG and i dont even drink tanto WHAT



no No NO NO NO THIS IS ALL WRONG. WHAT EVEN IS, WHAT, THAT DOESN'T, NONE OF IT I-
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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2010, 02:49 am »

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH


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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2010, 11:12 am »

i foubnd my ashtray but its alright i wn so miuch a t poker i diont care how is spell doctorkill you can fuck my ass you nigger homo RAAAA
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2010, 01:04 am »

Son of a bitch.

I was at a party and full of whiskey and tequila and she just had to decide that tonight was the night she'd have a big huge serious talk with her boyfriend about whether or not they'd have to break up.

I had to sober up and not get even drunker (like I wanted to) so I could walk her home so she could get herself together.  I had to be sober because I had to give her good advice.  I'm good at pulling myself together when I'm drunk because - well, because I have so many friends who aren't.

But I am still full of whiskey and tequila so now that she's gone to have her talk I might as well be drunk at someone.

So up yours to everybody, helping friends in need when you're drunk is shit but it needs to get done so fuck
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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2010, 02:02 am »

I just won at l4d2 while drunk so that pretty much makes me the best
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2010, 02:02 am »

is this the drujnk forjm

drk kill hyou better not edit this to make sme seem gramattically scoreenct


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« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2010, 02:02 am »

(hey guys i am drunk)
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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2010, 02:57 am »

why are yoh't aren't you all comenting on how crazy it is that i, some random internet dude, hasbeen drinking alcpohold.????????????????
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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2010, 11:52 pm »

This ain't no tall order, this is nothin' to me
Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week
I do this in my sleep, I sold kilos of coke
I'm guessin' I can sell CDs
I'm not a business man
I'm a businessssssssssss, man
Let me handle my business, damn

WOO JAY-Z
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17:59   Illiterati   a diaper with holes defeats the purpose of wearing a diaper in the first place, but a man's gotta fuck
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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2010, 12:59 am »

what is a fade what does rhat mean

it means you are breinging tha arpdun to eh titg

it shad a a shar[ curve

i am fermun

on skype

ballssackkckcks
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17:59   Illiterati   a diaper with holes defeats the purpose of wearing a diaper in the first place, but a man's gotta fuck
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« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2010, 01:52 am »

Two Buck Chuck fucking rocks. Thanks shreck you fucking asshole.
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« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2010, 01:55 am »

You know I'm a lot more intelligable than most of your fuckers when you post on here. Either Im a lot less drunk than you or else I'm just way better, you make the call pussylips.
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« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2010, 01:55 am »

I think it should be a rule in the drunk thread not to hit 'preview' JUST FUCKING HIT POST.
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« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2010, 02:03 am »

You are welcome spaceboy
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« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2010, 02:10 am »

Spaceboy, you aren't so special. When I focus on my keyboard, I have absolutely perfect grammar and spelling. In fact, I'm of the opinion that suck my dick you fag.
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17:59   Illiterati   a diaper with holes defeats the purpose of wearing a diaper in the first place, but a man's gotta fuck
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