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spaceboy
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« on: December 29, 2011, 12:00 am »

Discovery of Dolphin Language.

The first 20 questions humans plan on asking them.

I would ask them what they think their biggest weakness is, and how best to exploit it.
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2011, 12:12 am »

When you take us to your rape caves, is it because of the way we dress?
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2011, 12:22 am »

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Some ancient human texts and several aboriginal creation legends claim that cetaceans have been observing mankind for a very long time and that you have played a role in our development. Is this true?

Dolphins are going to look at us the way we look at scientologists.
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2011, 09:40 am »

I've read two or three press releases now (two of them might have been the same) and I can't find anything about them discovering a dolphin language. The experiments they did had nothing to do with dolphins communicating with one another. But they verbally juxtaposed the echolocation data with their conjectures about dolphins communicating with one another, which is pretty misleading. Also that website looks like bullcrap.

I hope they find something, but so far the things they are doing smell like crap from bulls.
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2011, 01:57 pm »

I'd ask what the dolphin equivalent of bullcrap is. Turtle turd? Dugong dump?
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2011, 02:15 pm »

Shark shit.
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2011, 09:14 pm »

Dugong shit. They're sea cows. Duh. Why do the animal and the shit have to start with the same letter?
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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2011, 07:33 pm »

Why would they even have that phrase? It's us primates that are the ones obsessed with poop.
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« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2011, 08:28 pm »

Octopus Rape.
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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2012, 05:41 am »

Also that website looks like bullcrap.
And how. Other gem on Wake Up World include "After 27 Years: No Deaths from Vitamins, 3 Million from Prescription Drugs", "The Power Of Meditation", "The Alchemy Of Food", "“Experts” Push For Lithium To Be Added To Our Drinking Water", which contains zero useful information and much general ranting, and "HAARP – Weather Altering, Earthquake Making Machine?", which should really be an article that just reads "No."

It's an anti-vaxer, new age woo-peddling conspiracy monge-a-rama.
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« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2012, 06:03 pm »

Not to mention the list of questions they would like to ask essentially amounts to, "so, just what kind of human ARE you?"
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