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1  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Going to live in the United States of AmeriKKKa. Need help. on: March 21, 2017, 02:51 pm
2  Forum / Linkies / Re: News Stories That You Love on: March 10, 2017, 02:53 pm
A washing machine has been launched for the Indian market, with a special mode to tackle curry stains.

Trust me, turmeric is a bitch.
3  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: Prettiest Kitty on: March 04, 2017, 03:59 pm
Rudyard Kitling is a cute boy, oh yes he is.
4  Forum / AV Club / Re: Electronic Shit, man... I'm in the ZONE on: February 16, 2017, 01:00 pm
Right up my street, thanks spaceboy.
5  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Holy SHit, USA, what are you doing? on: February 15, 2017, 04:37 pm
6  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Fuck the Police on: January 24, 2017, 03:07 pm
British Police use stun-gun on their own black race relations adviser

He is 63 years old. Obviously a dangerous gangster.
7  Forum / Food / Re: Earlier this evening on: January 04, 2017, 03:56 pm
Awww man parsnip in soup is delish, sweet yet piquant.

8  Forum / Food / Re: Does anyone else go to the Farmer's Market? on: December 05, 2016, 04:34 pm
bourbon pecan pie

That sounds intriguing. Weird, but intriguing.
9  Forum / Linkies / Re: News Stories That You Love on: December 05, 2016, 04:31 pm

Stray goat goes wild at Carrickfergus shop

"It seemed to want to break into the shop and it was staring straight at me."

10  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Holy SHit, USA, what are you doing? on: November 11, 2016, 03:20 pm
Get mad at the 49% of registered voters who didn't show up.

11  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Holy SHit, USA, what are you doing? on: November 09, 2016, 01:02 pm
Welcome to the Brexitian world of insane populism, America.

Aberdeenshire business owner wins presidential election

12  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: November 05, 2016, 12:00 pm
13  Forum / Food / Re: Earlier this evening on: October 17, 2016, 02:38 pm
Dawww, that's great.

Should have had a smear of seagull shit splashed across it for authenticity.
14  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: October 02, 2016, 03:32 pm
And for what? I'm still not sure what anyone gets out of this.

Buggered if I know.

Maybe once we ditch European Human Rights legislation we get to send migrants back to their delightful homelands, places like Syria, Ethiopia, Yemen, etc., etc.

Or maybe, there's a clamour for new laws and rules to replace those of the EU:

-Mandatory purchase of the Daily Express by everyone over the age of 12.

-Reintroduction of the National Anthem when telly closes down at 10pm, and required standing and singing of same.

-Cardigans and hush puppies to be worn at all times. Flannelette pyjamas may be worn after 8:30pm provided you have a signed chitty.

-Emperor Murdoch the First.
15  Forum / Linkies / Re: News Stories That You Love on: September 28, 2016, 05:50 pm
Spider bites Australian man on penis...again

I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and just felt the sting that I felt the first time.
16  Forum / The Futuredrome / Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread) on: September 28, 2016, 02:42 pm
I'm ready to wibble. I'm ready to wobble

My wibbletronic powers are stronger than I thought. I haven't felt sea-sick reading this thread in years!

17  Forum / Science! and Sports / Re: FOOTIE on: September 27, 2016, 02:35 pm
18  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Thread for people who haven't posted in roughly a decade on: September 04, 2016, 02:24 pm
I'm still working on that My Little Pony sub-forum, when that's up and running posting will be gangbusters.
19  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: business_trip.png on: August 26, 2016, 04:36 pm
Sorry, I don't have sex in a city named after a rank in the army.

Unless the city is named after Brigadier Penguin, of course.
20  Forum / Food / Re: WHat is Kwinawa? on: August 02, 2016, 03:44 pm
We should have guessed that David Lynch would have an intensely claustrophobic neo-brutalist kitchen.
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