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1  Forum / AV Club / Re: Only the best fucking songs you've ever heard on: April 23, 2016, 03:10 pm
For memorial purposes
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfASW6ibR-8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfASW6ibR-8</a>
2  Forum / General Discussion / Re: we should CFOZ14!!! on: April 23, 2016, 02:36 pm
I'm guessing the defining image of Ozfest 2016 is:

But with slightly more vomit.
3  Forum / Linkies / Re: News Stories That You Love on: April 21, 2016, 03:30 pm
BSam's post also has links to the ongoing story of journalists hunting for clues in the search for the Waitangi Dildo
4  Forum / AV Club / Re: Mike & Jay review Max Landis on: April 19, 2016, 03:22 pm
Jeez, does UTMK never shut up?

Whilst he is yammering away, I am also watching a documentary on TV with a segment about songbirds that have evolved to be carnivorous to peck at blood from open wounds on penguins.

It's all merging in my mind and seems to be very relevant.
5  Forum / Linkies / Re: News Stories That You Love on: April 15, 2016, 05:35 pm
UK airport sniffer dogs good at finding sausages, but not drugs.
6  Forum / General Discussion / Re: we should CFOZ14!!! on: April 13, 2016, 04:02 pm
What the hell BSam? You OK?
7  Forum / Food / Re: WE WANT PLATES on: April 13, 2016, 03:36 pm
I wonder if you've got a colostomy bag and go to one of these restaurants they'll get terribly confused and think you're wearing the order for table 16?
8  Forum / AV Club / Re: TODAY I WATCHED... on: April 12, 2016, 03:31 pm
Nanny McPhee & The Big Bang.

Worst porn film ever.
9  Forum / Food / Re: WE WANT PLATES on: April 12, 2016, 03:16 pm
Most of those restaurants would think of a seagull as an ideal serving platter.
10  Forum / Food / Re: WE WANT PLATES on: April 11, 2016, 03:16 pm
If, back in the day, my mum and dad had gone out to a fancy meal and they'd been served their dinner on a shovel, I reckon dad would've chinned the waiter for taking the piss. And he was not a violent man.
11  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Who lives in Toronto Canada on: April 10, 2016, 02:30 pm
Is that good? Or bad?
12  Forum / Food / Re: WE WANT PLATES on: April 09, 2016, 04:54 pm
Is that photo supposed to be of a meal, evilspud?

It looks like something you'd find beside an autopsy table.
13  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread on: April 07, 2016, 05:08 pm
His girlfriend thinks he's a regular coke-drinking kinda guy, but he's cleverly hiding his pervy ketchup quaffing addiction.
14  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: GREAT WAYS TO BE DEAD THIS YEAR 2014 A.D. on: March 23, 2016, 03:58 pm
I would really like - on my daily commute on the 7.35am to Liverpool Street - to stand up, throw down my copy of Metro, scream incoherently then bend over and fart myself inside out.

It would be awesomely disgusting!
15  Forum / Linkies / Re: News Stories That You Love on: March 22, 2016, 04:49 pm
Currently leading the competition to name a new 200m research vessel; Boaty McBoatface

More than 27,000 votes, while the second place pick trails with around 3,000.

The names Pingu, Usain Boat and It's Bloody Cold Here have also been put forward.
16  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: GREAT WAYS TO BE DEAD THIS YEAR 2014 A.D. on: March 20, 2016, 02:14 pm
Your icky bits would look like a jowly blood-soaked Father Christmas. Pretty cool.

What if my winkle got caught in the doors of one of those glass elevators you get in skyscraper atriums, and people in the atrium would watch as I was dragged up 20 floors by my willy, screaming and scrabbling at the doors?
17  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: nerds fucking suck on: March 20, 2016, 01:56 pm
Ohhhh, you mean the 2015 American 3D live-action/computer-animated fantasy horror comedy film based on the children's book series...
18  Forum / Food / Re: Earlier this evening on: March 18, 2016, 04:24 pm
I'll make up a pot of pizza sauce  - basically tomatoes with plenty of herbs & garlic and whatnot gently simmered for about an hour  - then freeze it up in about six individual portions to use as and when.
19  Forum / Food / Re: Earlier this evening on: March 17, 2016, 05:23 pm
Did you eat it, or just bury your face in it making burbling noises?
20  Forum / Linkies / Re: News Stories That You Love on: March 11, 2016, 03:45 pm

Japanese Tits Speak in Phrases

I am easily amused.
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