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1  Forum / Food / Re: Earlier this evening on: October 17, 2016, 02:38 pm
Dawww, that's great.

Should have had a smear of seagull shit splashed across it for authenticity.
2  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: October 02, 2016, 03:32 pm
And for what? I'm still not sure what anyone gets out of this.

Buggered if I know.

Maybe once we ditch European Human Rights legislation we get to send migrants back to their delightful homelands, places like Syria, Ethiopia, Yemen, etc., etc.

Or maybe, there's a clamour for new laws and rules to replace those of the EU:

-Mandatory purchase of the Daily Express by everyone over the age of 12.

-Reintroduction of the National Anthem when telly closes down at 10pm, and required standing and singing of same.

-Cardigans and hush puppies to be worn at all times. Flannelette pyjamas may be worn after 8:30pm provided you have a signed chitty.

-Emperor Murdoch the First.
3  Forum / Linkies / Re: News Stories That You Love on: September 28, 2016, 05:50 pm
Spider bites Australian man on penis...again

I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and just felt the sting that I felt the first time.
4  Forum / The Futuredrome / Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread) on: September 28, 2016, 02:42 pm
I'm ready to wibble. I'm ready to wobble

My wibbletronic powers are stronger than I thought. I haven't felt sea-sick reading this thread in years!

5  Forum / Science! and Sports / Re: FOOTIE on: September 27, 2016, 02:35 pm
6  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Thread for people who haven't posted in roughly a decade on: September 04, 2016, 02:24 pm
I'm still working on that My Little Pony sub-forum, when that's up and running posting will be gangbusters.
7  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: business_trip.png on: August 26, 2016, 04:36 pm
Sorry, I don't have sex in a city named after a rank in the army.

Unless the city is named after Brigadier Penguin, of course.
8  Forum / Food / Re: WHat is Kwinawa? on: August 02, 2016, 03:44 pm
We should have guessed that David Lynch would have an intensely claustrophobic neo-brutalist kitchen.
9  Forum / Science! and Sports / Re: FOOTIE on: July 22, 2016, 11:43 am
10  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: July 16, 2016, 02:20 pm
11  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: July 13, 2016, 02:49 pm
12  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: July 11, 2016, 03:43 pm
I'm so glad we all had the right to vote on who would be our new Prime Minister, and Theresa May won the election fairly and squarely.

Oh wait, that was just a dream.

Now we have this unelected second-rater as PM, allowed to direct international policy and make agreements for the next two or three years in our name. They'll make mincemeat out of her.

What an absolute shower.
13  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: July 04, 2016, 02:27 pm
14  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: June 30, 2016, 01:10 pm
As for Gove, does this look like the kind of man to inspire the confidence of a troubled country?
15  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: June 30, 2016, 01:02 pm
Even Boris's cast-iron self belief in his supremacy over all lesser mortals faltered at the thought of sorting out the surreal shitstorm he helped unleashed.
16  Forum / Science! and Sports / Re: FOOTIE on: June 28, 2016, 02:28 pm
Before the match even started I knew, I just knew, that England would somehow be able to lose to a country with a population about the same as Bromley.
17  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: So Scotland may very well leave the UK on: June 24, 2016, 11:40 am
OK, this time, Scotland leaves the UK, then London declares independence from the rest of the UK and merges with Scotland, we all rejoin the EU, and leave the rest Britain to breed pitbulls or whatever it is they do when not reading the Daily Mail.

18  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: June 24, 2016, 11:31 am
Bollocks to Boris & Farage, a seedier pair of chancers and con-merchants you could never imagine.
19  Forum / Science! and Sports / Re: FOOTIE on: June 22, 2016, 03:45 pm
Ireland scores against Italy, with 5 minutes to go, 1-0, can they hold on? After Wales doing the business the other day, this is insane.
20  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: Dragon Mountain After Dark (WARNING: NSFW and Adult Topics) on: June 22, 2016, 03:41 pm
I'm pulling hard to starboard, Captain!
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