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1  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Going to live in the United States of AmeriKKKa. Need help. on: February 09, 2016, 04:23 pm
Dammit Gudamor, you know every time I try to open a story about sodomy my computer stops working.

2  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Going to live in the United States of AmeriKKKa. Need help. on: February 05, 2016, 04:03 pm
Turn left at Greenland.

It's got French people in it.
3  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: Aimless Rambling on: February 03, 2016, 04:32 pm
It's Ronald Goatfarquar Reagan, of the New Hampshire Goatfarquar's.

Glad you are out of that mess Mets.

Try and make sure the next job doesn't involve so much spliffin' up, as that tends not to be conducive to a productive career.
4  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Going to live in the United States of AmeriKKKa. Need help. on: January 30, 2016, 03:31 pm
Noooo, think of the effect on the American gene pool.

5  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: hi on: January 25, 2016, 04:00 pm
We need iDuck to guide this thread.
6  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: hi on: January 24, 2016, 03:15 pm
You can tell I'm still here due to that curiously organic smell.
7  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: Aimless Rambling on: January 16, 2016, 03:51 pm
How come nowadays the only people I ever see wearing fleeces are elevator engineers.
8  Forum / General Discussion / Re: this is me irl on: January 12, 2016, 05:02 pm


Sometimes you see a picture where it is scientifically impossible for there to be a believable backstory.
9  Forum / General Discussion / Re: David Bowie is dead on: January 12, 2016, 04:59 pm
A sad loss to the world for everyone, but to those of us of an age where his prolific/creative/original/continual re-invention period coincided with our youth it leaves a huge gulf.

"You'll lose me, though I'm always really free"

Rest In Peace.
10  Forum / Food / Re: Sick Food on: January 07, 2016, 05:03 pm
That obviously didn't cure Mr Fieri, he's still so sick he tried to put two different shirts on and two separate beards with disastrous results.

Just a thimble full of brandy will make you well.
11  Forum / AV Club / Re: The Charlie Brooker Appreciation Thread on: December 31, 2015, 04:06 pm
Haven't watched it yet...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJHTZLTLPho" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJHTZLTLPho</a>
12  Forum / General Discussion / Re: marrey chrimbo on: December 25, 2015, 04:57 pm
IT'S CHRRRRRIIIISTMAAAASSSS!!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWgwTe01kMU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWgwTe01kMU</a>
13  Forum / General Discussion / Re: NEW YORK PEOPLE on: December 23, 2015, 04:54 pm
Awwww.....

14  Forum / AV Club / Re: BSam sings your favourites on: December 20, 2015, 03:12 pm
Better than 87.9% of Christmas-specific songs released since 1973.
15  Forum / Science! and Sports / Re: FOOTIE on: December 15, 2015, 03:22 pm
Leicester City 2 Chelsea 1; Jose Mourinho thinks he was betrayed by his players.

This is now Act 2 of a greek tragedy. You know, the one where the Portuguese bloke is right and everyone else is wrong, but he ends up murdering everyone and having sex with a horse anyway.

16  Forum / General Discussion / Re: we should CFOZ14!!! on: December 11, 2015, 04:25 pm
Has anyone exploded from lamb overdose yet?
17  Forum / Science! and Sports / Re: FOOTIE on: December 06, 2015, 12:49 pm
Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho admitted his team might not be able to qualify for next season's Champions League after losing 1-0 at home to Bournemouth.

Beating the mighty Bournemouth on Chelsea's home turf was just too big an ask. My heart bleeds for Mourinho, it really does.
18  Forum / AV Club / Re: TODAY I WATCHED... on: November 21, 2015, 02:11 pm
I think I finally understand why Lazenby isn't so well liked - he's the least manly of the Bonds.

Re-watching it recently, I just couldn't get Alan Partridge out of my head.
19  Forum / General Discussion / Re: How To Keep Refugees (Muslims etc.) out of our Countries on: November 20, 2015, 04:05 pm
20  Forum / Science! and Sports / Re: FOOTIE on: November 07, 2015, 03:21 pm
Chelsea lose 1-0 at Stoke to slip to a seventh defeat in 12 Premier League matches and drop to 16th place.

I really shouldn't gloat over Chelsea's woes  -  we've all been there  -  but fucking hell it's great to think of Mourinho squirming and sulking.
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