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1  Forum / General Discussion / Re: this is me irl on: October 15, 2014, 03:17 pm




Hmmmmm...
2  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: I Had Too Much to Dream Last Night (The Weird Dream Thread) on: October 15, 2014, 02:58 pm
I used to love making the old warplanes when I was a kid, but anything else (passenger planes, battleships etc) had too few pieces and were very boring to assemble.
3  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: I Had Too Much to Dream Last Night (The Weird Dream Thread) on: October 14, 2014, 03:16 pm
Last night when I went to bed, I ended up having sex with six super hot models.



Hoo boy! Hubba hubba!
4  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: Aimless Rambling on: October 13, 2014, 02:11 pm
I liberated such a robust fart this morning I think I cracked a rib.

I wonder if I can get a sick note from the doctor.
5  Forum / Food / Re: Earlier this evening on: October 07, 2014, 03:00 pm
What's the purple stuff? Onions? Alien entrails?
6  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: So Scotland may very well leave the UK in 10 days on: September 25, 2014, 02:56 pm
Fast forward to 2020

7  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: So Scotland may very well leave the UK in 10 days on: September 23, 2014, 03:27 pm
Me too!

8  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: So Scotland may very well leave the UK in 10 days on: September 18, 2014, 05:39 pm
That's easy for you to say, but Mr Gale may have to work in an open-plan office.

HAVE YOU NO HEART?!?
9  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: So Scotland may very well leave the UK in 10 days on: September 18, 2014, 02:56 pm
My guess is that a high turn out will mean "Hoots mon, nooo!" wins the day.

But if it turns out "Yes", give us your banks and we'll let you keep sporrans and The Proclaimers. A fair deal, I'd say.
10  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: So Scotland may very well leave the UK in 10 days on: September 16, 2014, 02:55 pm
Which pub are you quizzing in?

The Eviscerated Sassenach.
11  Forum / General Discussion / Re: this is me irl on: September 12, 2014, 03:08 pm


Just a guess, he hasn't been declared 'Winner' very often.
12  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: Aimless Rambling on: September 12, 2014, 02:53 pm
On Monday, I got a refund cheque from the taxman for 146.00.

Today, I got the second half of my water bill for 141.95.

This week I'm up 4.05. Hooray!
13  Forum / Linkies / Re: News Stories That You Love on: September 12, 2014, 02:49 pm
Indian authorities probe how Hanuman, the monkey god, has been issued a biometric identity card.
14  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: So Scotland may very well leave the UK in 10 days on: September 08, 2014, 02:37 pm
The poll showing a bare Yes you mentioned yesterday has brought all the politicians out of the woodwork, promising 'jam tomorrow' if Scotland votes no.

Of course, all promises will be forgotten if the vote goes their way.
15  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: So Scotland may very well leave the UK in 10 days on: September 07, 2014, 02:59 pm
Living in London is like living in a separate city state, and we're pretty much uninvolved in everything that goes on in the rest of the Cursed Earth (or 'the UK' as I believe it's also known).

Are you going to be a Republic? President Salmond?
16  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: Settle a debate (NSFW?) on: August 28, 2014, 03:09 pm
EEEAAGLE SAW A BEEEAAGLE
17  Forum / General Discussion / Re: my dick works on: August 22, 2014, 02:14 pm
Congrats to spermatozoon #12,415,609!

Wait...it's not just for peeing?

brb
18  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: This is a thread can you handle it on: August 11, 2014, 02:05 pm
Can I sell your Xbox?
19  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: This is a thread can you handle it on: August 11, 2014, 01:54 pm
Can I have your PlayStation?
20  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: Aimless Rambling on: August 06, 2014, 03:21 pm
I'm sure he said:

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