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1  Forum / Science! and Sports / Re: FOOTIE on: Today at 02:35 pm
2  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Thread for people who haven't posted in roughly a decade on: September 04, 2016, 02:24 pm
I'm still working on that My Little Pony sub-forum, when that's up and running posting will be gangbusters.
3  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: business_trip.png on: August 26, 2016, 04:36 pm
Sorry, I don't have sex in a city named after a rank in the army.

Unless the city is named after Brigadier Penguin, of course.
4  Forum / Food / Re: WHat is Kwinawa? on: August 02, 2016, 03:44 pm
We should have guessed that David Lynch would have an intensely claustrophobic neo-brutalist kitchen.
5  Forum / Science! and Sports / Re: FOOTIE on: July 22, 2016, 11:43 am
6  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: July 16, 2016, 02:20 pm
7  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: July 13, 2016, 02:49 pm
8  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: July 11, 2016, 03:43 pm
I'm so glad we all had the right to vote on who would be our new Prime Minister, and Theresa May won the election fairly and squarely.

Oh wait, that was just a dream.

Now we have this unelected second-rater as PM, allowed to direct international policy and make agreements for the next two or three years in our name. They'll make mincemeat out of her.

What an absolute shower.
9  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: July 04, 2016, 02:27 pm
10  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: June 30, 2016, 01:10 pm
As for Gove, does this look like the kind of man to inspire the confidence of a troubled country?
11  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: June 30, 2016, 01:02 pm
Even Boris's cast-iron self belief in his supremacy over all lesser mortals faltered at the thought of sorting out the surreal shitstorm he helped unleashed.
12  Forum / Science! and Sports / Re: FOOTIE on: June 28, 2016, 02:28 pm
Before the match even started I knew, I just knew, that England would somehow be able to lose to a country with a population about the same as Bromley.
13  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: So Scotland may very well leave the UK on: June 24, 2016, 11:40 am
OK, this time, Scotland leaves the UK, then London declares independence from the rest of the UK and merges with Scotland, we all rejoin the EU, and leave the rest Britain to breed pitbulls or whatever it is they do when not reading the Daily Mail.

14  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: June 24, 2016, 11:31 am
Bollocks to Boris & Farage, a seedier pair of chancers and con-merchants you could never imagine.
15  Forum / Science! and Sports / Re: FOOTIE on: June 22, 2016, 03:45 pm
Ireland scores against Italy, with 5 minutes to go, 1-0, can they hold on? After Wales doing the business the other day, this is insane.
16  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: Dragon Mountain After Dark (WARNING: NSFW and Adult Topics) on: June 22, 2016, 03:41 pm
I'm pulling hard to starboard, Captain!
17  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: June 15, 2016, 01:59 pm
Farmer races pigs to predict EU referendum vote.

The pigs of Pennywell Farm in Devon successfully predicted the outcome of Britain's national election last year and are again fighting it out on the track in some political racing that rival the "Remain" and "Leave" sides' own campaign battles.

I propose we cancel the vote and base any readjustment of our relationship with the rest of Europe on the results of pig racing.
18  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: June 10, 2016, 04:39 pm
I just suddenly got why they are called Brexit

I've just come up with a new name: UKOFF.
19  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: June 08, 2016, 03:44 pm
I'll vote to stay in, due mainly to all the unsavoury swivel-eyed loons who have gathered under the Brexit banner purely in the hope of furthering their political careers.

Both sides of the argument have been spouting ridiculously precise figures about  - for example - how we will all be better off / worse off by 1500 pounds pa by the year 2030 if we stay in / leave the EU. This nonsense comes from politicians who don't know to the nearest 10 billion pounds what the country's finances will be like next Wednesday.

This has been an extremely unedifying contest. I don't know how some of the players will ever be able to work together again after the vote, whatever the outcome.
20  Forum / Linkies / Re: News Stories That You Love on: June 03, 2016, 03:36 pm
Priest suspended after drunken night out

The Reverend Gareth Jones swore at officers and claimed he had diplomatic immunity from the Vatican when he was arrested two weeks ago.

A paramedic found him passed out in his clerical clothes on Charing Cross Road, in Covent Garden, central London.

He had drunk three bottles of wine, several pints of beer, a number of gin and tonics and vodka.

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