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1  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: So Scotland may very well leave the UK in 10 days on: September 18, 2014, 05:39 pm
That's easy for you to say, but Mr Gale may have to work in an open-plan office.

HAVE YOU NO HEART?!?
2  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: So Scotland may very well leave the UK in 10 days on: September 18, 2014, 02:56 pm
My guess is that a high turn out will mean "Hoots mon, nooo!" wins the day.

But if it turns out "Yes", give us your banks and we'll let you keep sporrans and The Proclaimers. A fair deal, I'd say.
3  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: So Scotland may very well leave the UK in 10 days on: September 16, 2014, 02:55 pm
Which pub are you quizzing in?

The Eviscerated Sassenach.
4  Forum / General Discussion / Re: this is me irl on: September 12, 2014, 03:08 pm


Just a guess, he hasn't been declared 'Winner' very often.
5  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: Aimless Rambling on: September 12, 2014, 02:53 pm
On Monday, I got a refund cheque from the taxman for 146.00.

Today, I got the second half of my water bill for 141.95.

This week I'm up 4.05. Hooray!
6  Forum / Linkies / Re: News Stories That You Love on: September 12, 2014, 02:49 pm
Indian authorities probe how Hanuman, the monkey god, has been issued a biometric identity card.
7  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: So Scotland may very well leave the UK in 10 days on: September 08, 2014, 02:37 pm
The poll showing a bare Yes you mentioned yesterday has brought all the politicians out of the woodwork, promising 'jam tomorrow' if Scotland votes no.

Of course, all promises will be forgotten if the vote goes their way.
8  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: So Scotland may very well leave the UK in 10 days on: September 07, 2014, 02:59 pm
Living in London is like living in a separate city state, and we're pretty much uninvolved in everything that goes on in the rest of the Cursed Earth (or 'the UK' as I believe it's also known).

Are you going to be a Republic? President Salmond?
9  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: Settle a debate (NSFW?) on: August 28, 2014, 03:09 pm
EEEAAGLE SAW A BEEEAAGLE
10  Forum / General Discussion / Re: my dick works on: August 22, 2014, 02:14 pm
Congrats to spermatozoon #12,415,609!

Wait...it's not just for peeing?

brb
11  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: This is a thread can you handle it on: August 11, 2014, 02:05 pm
Can I sell your Xbox?
12  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: This is a thread can you handle it on: August 11, 2014, 01:54 pm
Can I have your PlayStation?
13  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: Aimless Rambling on: August 06, 2014, 03:21 pm
I'm sure he said:

14  Forum / Linkies / Re: News Stories That You Love on: August 04, 2014, 02:04 pm
US police detain giant tortoise after brief chase.

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"The tortoise did try to make a run for it, but our officers are pretty fast," said the Alhambra Police Department
15  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Going to live in the United States of AmeriKKKa. Need help. on: July 29, 2014, 02:26 pm
That's a bummer. Tell the States that unless they let you in you'll flog the visas to Jihadists. I'm sure that'll help.
16  Forum / Linkies / Re: News Stories That You Love on: July 26, 2014, 02:16 pm
Russia loses control of gecko sex experiment satellite.

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The five geckos are in space for a study of the effect of weightlessness on their sex lives and development.

I believe they mean the satellite has stopped responding, rather than sex-crazed geckos have taken control after a mutiny.

But I hope I'm wrong.
17  Forum / Science! and Sports / Re: Strange Robots on: July 25, 2014, 02:47 pm
That was a blatant foul by the red goalie!
18  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: omg guys on: July 20, 2014, 02:20 pm
http://www.whitepages.com/name/Phil-mcCavity/
19  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: omg guys on: July 20, 2014, 01:42 pm
http://www.whitepages.com/name/Fart-Boner/
20  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: NBSSS on: July 18, 2014, 03:19 pm
But it's worth it


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