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1  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Fuck the Police on: July 23, 2015, 12:07 am
Retired Baltimore police officer plans to perform fundraiser in blackface to raise money for the cops who killed Freddie Gray
2  Forum / Linkies / Re: News Stories That You Love on: July 22, 2015, 01:17 am
3  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Anonymous Facebook Status Thingies on: July 07, 2015, 12:29 am
One of my friends (in blue) made some delicious looking jambalaya, so I decided I would be a good idea to make it myself after 21 hours on planes back from Philly:

4  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: nerds fucking suck on: June 11, 2015, 07:21 am
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOqb_UzJSUQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOqb_UzJSUQ</a>
5  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Actual Horrible People (Fox News) on: May 28, 2015, 08:21 pm
6  Forum / AV Club / Re: MOTHERFUCKING MAD MAX: FURY ROAD on: May 28, 2015, 02:49 am
I think that was a Midnight Oil album cover

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7  Forum / AV Club / Re: MOTHERFUCKING MAD MAX: FURY ROAD on: May 26, 2015, 08:36 am
Courtesy of a dude on the Achewood Facebook group:

"Do something!" Hermione shouted from across the graveyard. Her hands fluttered frantically over Neville's face as it grew worryingly tranquil. Through her head flew a hundred useless spells and twice as many useless potions, and she forced the sting of tears from her eyes. There would be time later, she thought. She just had to figure out what to do.

Harry, meanwhile, could do nothing. He could see the shapes of the men in front of him, see their horrible masks, hear their hideous laughter, but he could not force himself to move or speak. Neville was lying in a motionless heap; Ron's leg was mangled; Seamus, Dean, and countless more were dead. Even Hedwig, for God's sake. And Ginny... where had Ginny gone?

"Are you prepared to return to me what you've stolen?" issued a voice that made Harry's head feel as though it were but a fiber from splitting in half, his scar a burning brand upon his skin. He clutched at it with his wand hand to no effect. "To give me what is rightfully mine?"

From a place deep in the woods, Harry heard the echo of a familiar voice shouting an incantation.


Within seconds, the biggest Muggle truck any of them had ever seen had erupted from the treeline, covered in spikes and bellowing like an elephant from two horns mounted above the cab. It barreled through the masked men at breakneck speed, leaving inches-deep tracks behind it that quickly pooled with blood. His eyes wide, Harry looked to the driver's seat and saw a woman with short red hair, her forehead black with grease or warpaint, leaning over the steering wheel with grim determination on her face. Was it--?

Voldemort gazed dumbly at his fallen subordinates, and then up at the oncoming vehicle. He dropped to his knees, removing a can of silver spray paint from his robes and holding it to his mouth. "I am awaited--" he began.

"Save it," growled Ginny Weasley, flooring the accelerator pedal and striking him with full force. Voldemort tumbled lifelessly over the truck, leaving a deep red trail across the windscreen before landing chest-first on a bed of spikes that burst through him like a blooming carnation.

"Bloody hell," Ron croaked.
8  Forum / AV Club / Re: Winter is coming (HBO's Game of Thrones) on: May 20, 2015, 04:30 pm
Quote from: That Buzzfeed article
Living together in a world that doesn’t condemn direwolves and marry off young girls to sociopaths.

The direwolves bit maybe but I think there are plenty of people in, say, Nigeria or Syria who would disagree with that second part
9  Forum / AV Club / Re: MOTHERFUCKING MAD MAX: FURY ROAD on: May 20, 2015, 07:08 am
From a thread about this on a D&D forum I read:

Quote from: Thanqol
The depiction of Australian culture was respectful and nuanced, I thought.

Quote from: Sith_Happens
I want to say this is a joke, but given what I do know about Australia I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't.

Quote from: Thanqol
It's the little stuff. Things like Australians pronouncing 'Valhalla' as 'Walhalla', removing our steering wheels from our cars when we're not using them, and the traditional four drummers on the back of the boombox car instead of the ridiculous pop culture six or eight.

Quote from: Sith_Happens
Quote from: Thanqol
removing our steering wheels from our cars when we're not using them
That's actually a thing? Why?

Quote from: Thanqol
It's what Australia's car manufacturers used instead of car keys back when we still manufactured cars. Nowadays most modern cars are imports and come with keys instead but anything made locally before 1990 probably has a removeable steering wheel.

EDIT: And a lot of people have their wheels modified to be removeable because that's what they're used to.

Ah, is there anything more Australian than telling dumb shit to Americans, completely deadpan
10  Forum / AV Club / Re: MOTHERFUCKING MAD MAX: FURY ROAD on: May 19, 2015, 07:28 am
Fang it


Old lady snapping dudes with her sniper rifle

Best movie ever
11  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Fuck the Police on: May 16, 2015, 09:13 pm
Dildo the police

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gvikBVsfy0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gvikBVsfy0</a>
12  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: The "EFHRK and Snips are moving to LA to live with Boron" thread on: April 23, 2015, 02:17 am
I dunno if this helps but Nate from PWoT is asking on Facebook for a temporary tenant for a room at his place from May 1st - 700 a month, Silver Lake area?
13  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: The "EFHRK and Snips are moving to LA to live with Boron" thread on: April 22, 2015, 09:10 am
What if Boron and EFHRK adopt Snips?
14  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Fuck the Police on: April 18, 2015, 10:36 pm
That already happened, as shown in this documentary

15  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: Body Image Stuff on: April 14, 2015, 04:45 pm
I went bald in my mid-twenties

16  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Fuck the Police on: April 13, 2015, 05:11 pm
Even if you aren't a cop, you can still pay to pretend to be one and get to experience all the real cop things like murdering people
17  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: I'm going to pursue comedy full time, tell me I'm crazy? on: March 08, 2015, 03:16 am
Just ask for crowd input and run everything they say through buttebot, guaranteed your first million within weeks
18  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: I'm also going to pursue my passion full time. Join me, friends. on: March 05, 2015, 06:58 am
Oh man what a coincidence, I was also about to quit my job to pursue my passion of jerking Illit off full time
19  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: I'm going to pursue comedy full time, tell me I'm crazy? on: March 05, 2015, 06:48 am
Good luck, man!  And don't worry, if the standup doesn't take off I hear there is a place that pays fifty bucks per listicle
20  Forum / General Discussion / Re: When work attacks. on: March 01, 2015, 06:53 am
Yeah, Sydney's nothing but cunts
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