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1  Forum / General Discussion / Re: hey guys remember uptomyknees on: February 05, 2018, 05:06 pm
He's going to come out with some announcement about how he's going into therapy for being a sex jerk, but it'll be some sort of weird space therapy like Dianetics so he gets to hang out with Will Smith
2  Forum / General Discussion / Re: What do any of you people even do for a living on: February 05, 2018, 05:03 pm
I didn't see her whoever she was, probably got hostaged away somewhere
3  Forum / AV Club / Re: The Best Albums, 2017 on: January 07, 2018, 07:02 am
The Tim Cameron collective fucking lost it when they figured out how to make mephedrone in the bathtub and started doing bloated ninety hour rock operas about the different properties of decay of the penis gristle of the variant zombie races
4  Forum / General Discussion / Re: hey guys remember uptomyknees on: January 01, 2018, 07:51 am
He usually tweets incessantly but since the 22nd of December he's been silent. My guess is his lawyers are advising him to take the fifth.
5  Forum / AV Club / Re: shit that is on netflix streaming that you should be watching on: December 12, 2017, 05:40 pm
He doesn't actually do any punishing till episode 11, cause Bernthal's version is 80-20 traumatised vet to psychotic killer. I like the character best when that balance is 20-80.
6  Forum / General Discussion / Re: What do any of you people even do for a living on: December 08, 2017, 04:58 pm
I work in the education department of a privately run maximum security male prison where I am expected to make the damaged, dangerous and crazy outliers of society slightly more employable by shoring up their mathematics, communication and IT skills, a reasonable idea in theory but fatally flawed by the prison's baffling decision not to issue wages to prisoners who don't participate in the education timetable. This means that fully fifty percent of my lecturing time is spent telling half the day's random assortment of maniacs to (in a non-escalatory fashion) please get out of my class.

The other fifty percent of my time is spent devising various strategies of applying sticking plasters to a huge, gouting, spraying wound of culturally engineered ignorance as we and all of society are soaked in the collective blood of batshit conspiracy theories and slowly go under the rising tide of reactionary hostility towards authoritative sources.

Sometimes I get to do fun stuff like order 10,000 of music gear and set up a small recording facility and media production studio, or write bespoke courses and get them accredited by the appropriate bodies. We're owned by a global multinat which means occasional junkets to London, and I'm a senior in my department which means I get to call the shots on a lot of specialist education/techy things that the prison management are wary of.

I've been promoted as far as I'm going to get without branching out into prison management so I'll probably jump ship into something else soon.
7  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: put all PWoT/Cracked stuff in here (and not in other threads) on: December 08, 2017, 01:14 pm
I had no idea that Cracked was a full time job for so many people. If I'd known it was possible to get more than $2 an hour out of them I'd have put more effort in.
8  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: put all PWoT/Cracked stuff in here (and not in other threads) on: December 08, 2017, 01:10 pm
As above, so below
9  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: put all PWoT/Cracked stuff in here (and not in other threads) on: December 06, 2017, 03:39 pm
Sacked.com
10  Forum / AV Club / Re: shit that is on netflix streaming that you should be watching on: December 06, 2017, 01:53 pm
It's good until Elektra turns up then zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Punisher had 3 splendid episodes and a whole lot of what Gale identified perfectly as "voyeuristic cucking"
11  Forum / AV Club / Re: shit that is on netflix streaming that you should be watching on: November 24, 2017, 04:34 pm
and he's taking his goddamn time
12  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Fine art on: September 14, 2017, 11:45 am
Even better, choose a shitty famous painting you hate and get a hilariously 2nd-rate Chinese knockoff done for a couple of hundred quid

https://www.chinaoilpaintinggallery.com
13  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Fine art on: September 14, 2017, 11:37 am
How about an apocalyptic mythology of nudes with added French naval incompetence

14  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Twitter on: September 13, 2017, 11:34 am
He's covering for something, his YouTube channel is probably full of frog spawning videos and that scene in Cocoon when they crack the egg open on the feeble dying alien
15  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: Random pictures on: August 29, 2017, 03:11 pm
16  Forum / AV Club / Re: TODAY I WATCHED... on: August 20, 2017, 07:34 am
Also Elektra and The Hand are lame as fuck and suck any tension or excitement out of every scene any of them are in, which is 70% of this show
17  Forum / AV Club / Re: TODAY I WATCHED... on: August 20, 2017, 07:30 am
I don't see why we needed the Iron Fist character to be an immortal kung fu warrior AND a billionaire AND a McGuffin AND an unlikeable douche when he was totally peripheral to the entire plot and could have easily been replaced with a glowing jewel or a big rusty old key
18  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: john mccain is a feral ghoul on: July 29, 2017, 05:17 am
TIL that the Senate can only consider "one budget reconciliation bill per topic per year", which makes it look like McCain deliberately voted the repeal bill on to the floor just to kill it off.

He probably only did it because McConnell stole his parking space or something but it's looking increasingly likely that history will record McCain as the good guy.
19  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: john mccain is a feral ghoul on: July 28, 2017, 05:28 am
Ha, looks like the entire world calling him a shitface managed to change his mind. It's like Scrooge on Christmas morning
20  Forum / AV Club / Re: TODAY I WATCHED... on: July 24, 2017, 05:48 am
Today I watched Wonder Woman!

Actually I watched it two weeks ago but I instantly forgot I'd seen it.

An important cultural artifact for opening the Aeon of Ma'at maybe, but a flat, lame movie.
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