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1  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: Charts and Graphs thread on: April 04, 2017, 02:32 pm
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Oxycontin?
2  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: So Scotland may very well leave the UK on: March 15, 2017, 05:40 pm
I guess if it actually happened and a misplaced Brexit vote swayed it this time, I could get a EU passport in 15 years when you get back in. If there is still a EU then.

Or Scotland.

Plus countdown to SNP heavily implying a vote for indie is a vote to stay in the EU, even more sketchy financial figures bout how this wont mean massive austerity esp now we know the oil that covered the last lot of sketchy figures isnt even really there anymore and worst of all... more cringey attempts by May to pretend to be a human being anyone could agree with on anything.

We already meet all the EU member state requirements and the impending financial apocalypse is based on figuring us as a region of the UK. We've a comparable GDP per capita to France. It'll be fiiiiiiiiiiine.

I'm off to Thailand in a couple of years anyway but I'll be watching from the sidelines.
3  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: So Scotland may very well leave the UK on: March 14, 2017, 12:54 pm
Theresa May to Scotland: breaking up an old and powerful political union with your largest trading partners is the worst thing you can possibly do and you'll all drown in Shit Hell for ever

Theresa May to the UK: breaking up an old and powerful political union with your largest trading partners is the best thing you can possibly do and will lead to a heavenly eternity in the bounteous land of fleshlight dildos
4  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: So Scotland may very well leave the UK on: March 13, 2017, 05:07 pm
Boink.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39255181
5  Forum / General Discussion / Re: i'm going to be in london and paris in a month, what do I do on: March 04, 2017, 05:00 am
Become a tramp, then a plongeur.
6  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: Charts and Graphs thread on: February 11, 2017, 07:06 pm
I had no idea the midwest was so sexually adventurous
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spine dislocation
rotator cuff injury
over exertion
animal bite
JOKE STILL WORKS, FUCKER
7  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: Charts and Graphs thread on: February 11, 2017, 11:29 am
I had no idea the midwest was so sexually adventurous
8  Forum / Games and Stuff With Wires / Re: Anybody up for some Paranoia? on: February 08, 2017, 12:30 pm
I am willing to participate if I have the available timeslots available
9  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: February 01, 2017, 06:43 pm
It was maybe number 5 on my list of ideal situations but I'll take it if it means avoiding living in Airstrip One.
10  Forum / Sanctum Sanctorum / Re: BREXIT on: February 01, 2017, 02:36 pm
Huge majority tonight for triggering Article 50. UK is finished.
11  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Holy SHit, USA, what are you doing? on: January 29, 2017, 01:39 pm
It sounds a lot like the major obstacle to an efficient fascist domination of the USA is Trump himself

https://twitter.com/RoguePOTUSStaff
12  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Holy SHit, USA, what are you doing? on: January 29, 2017, 01:31 pm
Day 9 and the Executive is already issuing back-of-a-napkin illegal edicts. Leaks from White House staff describing Trump's behaviour are comparable with stories from the final days of Hitler's bunker. He's barely got started and protest records have been broken twice. Pence is reportedly just waiting for him to fall apart. Sean Sphincter tweets his password twice then unironically retweets an Onion article comparing him to Goebbels. Bannon obviously running things now but for how long? They all look on the verge of serious debilitating illnesses. They're all blatantly, luminously mad.
13  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Holy SHit, USA, what are you doing? on: January 22, 2017, 05:19 am
BLAM
14  Forum / General Discussion / Re: Holy SHit, USA, what are you doing? on: January 20, 2017, 03:53 pm
During the prayer before lunch, the BBC News subtitle bot printed out "In the name of the Father, The Son, And the Holy Spirit - Ahmed" which coaxed a rusty hoot of laughter from my despairing lungs
15  Forum / Dumbtown / Re: put all PWoT/Cracked stuff in here (and not in other threads) on: December 11, 2016, 05:52 am
I arise coughing dustily from my cobwebbed bathchair to ask if PFS was a real thing before now and if not can we make PFS a real thing from now on please thankyou
16  Forum / Linkies / Re: Fan-made Rick and Morty cartoon where the dialog is a bonkers court transcript on: December 01, 2016, 04:55 pm
This is amazing
17  Forum / AV Club / Re: Mike & Jay review Max Landis on: November 27, 2016, 10:08 am
I don't know about his other movie, but a friend of mine read the script for one of those films about cops and orcs or something and said it was just as bad as all his other shit.

So I look forward to more whiny baby tweets when the box office and RT scores come in.

As I understand it, Netflix bought the whole project on spec and the director immediately rewrote the script himself to suit what he had in mind, so it might actually turn out ok.

Max really doesn't seem to understand the fundamentals of telling a story. He's good at connecting and selling disparate concepts that any other writer would reject as idiotic junk (cops v orcs! Assassin stoner comedy!) not so great at structure, pacing, characters, dialogue, all that stuff. And he's making an unbelievable amount of money out of it.
18  Forum / AV Club / Re: Mike & Jay review Max Landis on: November 26, 2016, 01:51 pm

http://twitter.com/redlettermedia/status/802570820102914048

Since Max last appeared on RLM, two of his scripts have sold for eight million dollars, proving two old Hollywood adages: nobody knows anything, and when you fail, you fail upwards.
19  Forum / Linkies / Re: Douche Quadbike on: November 25, 2016, 05:42 pm
The truth about Loren, finally revealed, sort of. Ben's getting old and chubby. The fighting in the comments is startling. He's displaying signs of untreated mental illness. Everything about this makes me sad.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lam1FkElMRA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lam1FkElMRA</a>

20  Forum / Games and Stuff With Wires / Re: Rise of the Tomb Raider on: November 25, 2016, 05:17 pm
Some of the environments are exceptionally detailed.

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